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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: energetic, mischievous, social, and constantly seeking fun interaction. They love playful chaos and bit-heavy posting, like asking followers “wyd if you hear ur phone buzzing and you see 'soap' calling you on twitter” and repeatedly running obvious interaction bait such as “interaction bait but like fun totally didnt steal this”. Their timeline is full of joking threats and exaggerated reactions—e.g. “whoever put this on my tl should explode” and “if they make you unhappy BLOCK THEM !!!!!! just like how i’m gonna BLOCK parrotx2 after this STUPID UNFUN NOT NICE VIDEO”—which feel very Bart-coded in tone. At the same time, there’s a sincere, affectionate side under the chaos, like “i love you all” and their excitement over good grades in “I GOT A 94% ON MY HISTORY 🥹🥹🥹”, reminiscent of Bart’s hidden soft spots. Their obsessive enthusiasm for niche interests (Minecraft, UU, Life Series) and dramatic reactions to creator content—such as “i’m in the trenches after that”—also fit Bart’s hyperfixated, over-the-top fandom energy more than the calmer, studious vibe of Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and attention from others, e.g. asking for engagement and new oomfs in their pinned tweet “hiii im soap :) i like minecraft i'm a minor and use all pronouns! i need more oomfs :p”, and repeatedly running interaction bait like “interaction bair at its finest non oomfs are cool too !!!!” and “hi guys (please say hi back)”. Their interests and tweets are very Intuitive: they love speculative fandom analysis and emotional what‑ifs more than concrete details, like the long-form theorizing in “UU SPOILERS unless wifies’ render distance was all the way down, he would’ve died from the spyglass despawning… 5 minutes of hell or one last second of happiness?” and the abstract moral framing in “would you rather be safe, or free?”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they center emotions, relationships, and affection, e.g. “i love you all”, intense emotional reactions to creators like “if they make you unhappy BLOCK THEM !!!!!! just like how i’m gonna BLOCK parrotx2 after this STUPID UNFUN NOT NICE VIDEO”, and being very open about happiness and hurt, such as “hey guys so i actually got broken up with so we will not be seeing any good pictures of my costume”. Finally, they look Perceiving: they are spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, joking about disappearing or coming back on whims like “time to disappear for 2 weeks 💪💪”, impulsively deciding on projects like “do i do a presentation of mc speedrunning for my school talent show”, and repeatedly asking for last-minute boosts and ‘spare 5/11/17’ followers rather than following a careful growth plan “crazy close to 300??? … spare 17?”. Taken together—high social energy, imaginative fandom/emotional analysis, feelings-first framing, and a loose, spur-of-the-moment lifestyle—ENFP fits them best.

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Minor | all pronouns | once considered doing a Minecraft speedrun as a school talent show act. MCSR, Life/UU enjoyer. DMs open for manhwa recs.– @soapthefirst

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The sparkling yuzu soda is for their hyper, bubbly timeline and constant interaction bait, like “interaction bait but like fun totally didnt steal this” and “guys is my interaction bait workingor am i mutted”. Matcha-infused white rum nods to their late-night grind and exams arc, from “exams on wednesday but we watch mcsr playoffs like a real one” to “learning mandarin help me my exam is gonna kill me 你好。我喜欢 Minecraft。你呢?”. The electric blue curaçao captures their Minecraft/mcsr brainrot and life/unstable obsession, like “who wants to hear me yap about how much i like minecraft” and the emotional spiral of “i’m in the trenches after that”. Lychee syrup brings a soft, sweet center for the affectionate side that says “i love you all” and celebrates wins like “I GOT A 94% ON MY HISTORY 🥹🥹🥹”. Finally, the pop-rocks sugar rim is chaotic fizzy energy in garnish form, echoing all-caps moments such as “GUYS I HIT 350” and the unhinged UU meltdown of “if they make you unhappy BLOCK THEM !!!!!! just like how i’m gonna BLOCK parrotx2 after this STUPID UNFUN NOT NICE VIDEO ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️”.

Your Hogwarts House
Soap consistently centers friendship, support, and community, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They often boost and promote others, like when they say “GO FOLLOW APLE” and “guys follow @beee_energy they r very awesome sauce !!!!!!!! please ❤️”, showing a genuine desire to uplift friends rather than focus on themselves. Their pinned tweet introduces them warmly as someone who “needs more oomfs :p” and is explicitly friendly and inclusive toward mutuals “hiii im soap :) i like minecraft i'm a minor and use all pronouns! i need more oomfs :p”. They repeatedly express affection and care for their circle, e.g. “i love you all” and worrying about being forgotten “dont forget me...”, which reads as loyalty and a strong attachment to their community. Even their humor leans communal and supportive rather than cutting; they celebrate others’ successes and interests, such as hyping creators and events like MCSR playoffs, and gently self-deprecate about their own reach “guys my reach is fried 🥹🙁” instead of turning on others. All of this paints a picture of someone whose primary drive is connection, support, and shared enjoyment—very classically Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits soap is "Firework" by Katy Perry because it’s all about loud enthusiasm, community, and wanting to shine even when you’re insecure about your impact. They’re constantly hyped about their interests and friends, like when they go all‑caps for creators and moots in posts such as “GO FOLLOW APLE” and “GUYS I HIT 350”, which mirrors the song’s explosive energy and celebration. At the same time, they worry about reach and whether people still care, as seen in “guys my reach is fried 🥹🙁” and “guys.. did i fall off 😕”, echoing the song’s theme of doubting your own brightness. Despite that, they keep coming back with affection and positivity, telling their timeline “i love you all” and excitedly sharing fandom joy about Minecraft and UU, which feels very “ignite the light and let it shine.” Overall, Firework captures their mix of insecurity, explosive passion, and desire to make their little corner of the internet brighter for their oomfs.

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