Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Frequently shares feelings very openly, from frustration with university to joy about concerts, e.g. “nao sei se esse foi o melhor ou pior dia da minha vida pqp”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and dramatic exaggeration for comedic effect, like “quem vai ser o herói da pátria que vai jogar o carro a 100km/h em cima deles” and joking about globalisation in “globalização é algo lindo”.
- Creative writer: Talks about fanfics, editing paragraphs, and AO3 posts, e.g. “terminei de escrever essa porra pau no cu de todo mundo (eu) que achou que eu n ia conseguir” and “esperando o tiemi aprovar a oneshot pra eu ir postar no ao3”.
- Loyal fan: Shows consistent dedication to idols, BTS, Red Velvet, XG, etc., like “meu sonho um show do idle no brasil pra eu poder jogar um sutiã no palco” and “serio nenhum grupo chega nos pés do xg quando o assunto é criatividade visual”.
- Socially engaged: Actively interacts with friends and moots (mentioning Tiemi, dona sucos, moots), and worries about losing them if Twitter is banned in “vou sentir falta dos meus moots se o twt for banido af”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive talk: Frequently uses extreme language about self-harm or death in a casual way, e.g. “se eu desperiodizar eu me mato pqp” and “meudeus praticamente 10 dias pra eu fazer 20 anos vou me matar”.
- High reactivity: Strong, explosive reactions to stress or interpersonal issues, like “PQ Q VC TA CURTINDO MEU TIKTOK PORRA VC NEM ME SEGUE MAIS VAI TOMAR NO CU” and “ai pqp me desculpem mas vcs são mto insuportáveis mds”.
- Stress overload: Often overwhelmed by university, scheduling, and projects, e.g. “mds como marcar role de aniversário é estressante”, “universidade maldita”, and “mds que estresse fazer a strawpage”.
- Negative self‑talk: Expresses strong dissatisfaction with self and life, like “minha tendinite atacou dnv eu odeio minha vida” and frustration about being sick in “ai que saco odeio ficar doente”.
- Conflict escalation: Tends to respond to interpersonal tensions with blocking or harsh language, as in “porra n gosto de ter q bloquear as pessoas mas achei q a gnt tinha concordado o no contact vei” and the angry TikTok complaint in “PQ Q VC TA CURTINDO MEU TIKTOK...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: smart, anxious, politically and culturally aware, and constantly overthinking everything. Like Lisa stressing over school and future plans, they complain about university and scheduling stress (“universidade maldita”, “se eu desperiodizar eu me mato pqp imagina ter q fazer matéria com calouro”) while still clearly caring a lot about their academic path and UFPR. Their intense fandom brain—AO3, writing oneshots, Strawpage, K‑pop, anime—parallels Lisa’s obsessive niche passions and creative side (“esperando o tiemi aprovar a oneshot pra eu ir postar no ao3”, “pfv parem de descobrir o ao3 ta com superlotação já”). They’re emotionally intense, self-aware, and a bit melodramatic in a funny way (“nao sei se esse foi o melhor ou pior dia da minha vida pqp”, “meudeus praticamente 10 dias pra eu fazer 20 anos vou me matar”), which fits Lisa’s tendency to spiral while still being grounded. Their queer identity and strong opinions on language and culture (“obv q um acéfalo anglofono não sabe como funciona gênero gramatical”) also echo Lisa’s socially conscious, principled personality. Overall, they read as a more terminally-online, fandom-heavy Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about going to clubs and shows, e.g. calling the club home in “the club is where i belong”, being stressed organizing a birthday outing in “mds como marcar role de aniversário é estressante”, and complaining that no one will go out with them in “ninguém quer ir na james cmg hj só tenho amigo falso”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they gravitate to fandom, narrative and symbolism (AO3, fanfic, anime), such as joking about global patterns in “basicamente plague inc.” and meta-commentary on fiction like “'the explanation Dazai gives of the universe is just complete bullshit' pqp apenas admita q vc é burro”, showing interest in ideas over concrete details. They clearly favor Feeling: their tweets are emotionally charged, full of affection for idols and friends like “idle te amo” and “TE AMO DONA SUCOS”, and they react to interpersonal issues very emotionally in “porra n gosto de ter q bloquear as pessoas mas achei q a gnt tinha concordado o no contact vei”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: they procrastinate and improvise plans – they talk about constantly stalling in “meudeus eu n paro de enrolar”, consider staying up all night in “acho q vou acabar varando hj, to sem sono nenhum”, and worry about changing class schedules and event plans last-minute in “pqp ja vou ter q trocar um dos horários q saco” and “ai nao acredito que a programação da james pro meu aniversário ta uma bosta vou ter q mudar meus planos”. The mix of high social energy, idea-driven interests, emotional expressiveness, and flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If (G)I-DLE ever comes to Brazil and you throw a bra on stage, can I be the one in the crowd screaming, ‘that’s my writer, my club rat, my UFPR menace’ like it’s a fan chant?
- You stressing over schedules, UFPR, and not desperiodizing… I promise I’ll never make you take a class with freshmen, but I’d enroll in any subject that lets me major in you.
- You said the club is where you belong and that that James night was the best ever—how about we make your birthday plans less ‘a bosta’ and more ‘AO3 kudos-worthy’ by turning it into our own special James lore?
- You buried a bird in the morning and still had energy to rant about ENEM, Sisu, and that cursed new UFPR vestibular… I don’t know if that makes you a final boss or a main character, but either way I’d like a recurring role.
- You fighting with your mom about your haircut, dealing with tendinitis, missing AO3, and still finishing your oneshot like ‘pau no cu de todo mundo (eu)’… if you can love your OCs that violently, I can only imagine how dangerous it’d be to be loved by you.
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20 • UFPR law student & AO3 night-shifter. Once cut my own bangs at 3am and still made a deadline. K‑pop, club playlists, and overthinking schedules.– @sobersorroww
Your signature cocktail
No Contact, Yes Caipirinha
This cocktail starts with a strong cachaça shot for their chaotic uni life and nights out at James, echoing “the club is where i belong” and “especial red velvet na james hj e eu n to em curitiba vou me matar”. A mate tea reduction brings in a nerdy, slightly bitter academic vibe for UFPR and vestibular stress, nodding to “universidade maldita” and “o novo modelo de vestibular da ufpr ta meio tenebroso”. The lime & tangerine (bergamota) mix is a bright, citrusy fight about language and regionalism, pulled from “'toda tangerina é bergamota mas nem toda bergamota é tangerina' vtnc...”. A splash of red energy drink captures their fandom mania and late-night writing sprees, like “acho q vou acabar varando hj, to sem sono nenhum” and “terminei de escrever essa porra pau no cu de todo mundo”. Finally, the smoked salt rim adds drama and a hint of bitterness for their no-contact boundaries and blocked exes, inspired by “porra n gosto de ter q bloquear as pessoas mas achei q a gnt tinha concordado o no contact vei” and the all-caps rage of “PQ Q VC TA CURTINDO MEU TIKTOK PORRA...”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline is driven by intense desire, competitiveness, and self-preservation, which are classic Slytherin traits. They openly talk about wanting to secure concert tickets and experiences at all costs, like stressing over BTS tickets in “ja aceitei q n vou conseguir o ingresso do bts mas n custa tentar ne”, and fantasizing about throwing a bra on stage at an (G)I-DLE show in “meu sonho um show do idle no brasil pra eu poder jogar um sutiã no palco”. Their abrasive, self-protective side is very prominent: they complain about having to block someone but enforce boundaries anyway in “porra n gosto de ter q bloquear as pessoas mas achei q a gnt tinha concordado o no contact vei” and explode at an ex-viewer interacting with them on another platform in “PQ Q VC TA CURTINDO MEU TIKTOK PORRA VC NEM ME SEGUE MAIS VAI TOMAR NO CU”. There is a strong disdain for perceived stupidity and a sharp, cutting wit, for example mocking someone’s misunderstanding of grammar in “obv q um acéfalo anglofono não sabe como funciona gênero gramatical” and calling drivers to extreme action in “quem vai ser o herói da pátria que vai jogar o carro a 100km/h em cima deles”. Even their academic life is framed in terms of status and endurance—calling law school “o diabo na terra” in “mds ela ansiosa pra virar o diabo na terra (direito ufpr” and complaining about doing classes with freshmen in “se eu desperiodizar eu me mato pqp imagina ter q fazer matéria com calouro”, which shows a hierarchical mindset and pride in their position. While they have creativity and humor, the dominant throughline is ambition, defensiveness, and a willingness to be ruthless or harsh to protect their emotional space and goals—very Slytherin-coded.
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Your song
the club is where i belong - XG
The song that best suits them is "the club is where i belong" by XG, because it captures their mix of online chaos, queer joy, and club-centered social life. They literally echoed the title with their own words: “the club is where i belong”, and they constantly talk about parties and the James bar/club, like “especial red velvet na james hj e eu n to em curitiba vou me matar” and “mds essa foi a melhor james de tds pqp”. The track’s confident, slightly chaotic energy matches their timeline full of capital-letter outbursts and swearing, for example “PQ Q VC TA CURTINDO MEU TIKTOK PORRA VC NEM ME SEGUE MAIS VAI TOMAR NO CU”. XG’s visually creative, internet-savvy aesthetic also aligns with their own tastes, as seen when they say “serio nenhum grupo chega nos pés do xg quando o assunto é criatividade visual”. Overall, this song mirrors their love for nightlife, fandom culture, and the sense that the club—and their online circles—are where they truly feel at home.
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