
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she feels things intensely, overthinks relationships, and ties a lot of her self-worth to affection and being seen, much like this user’s fixation on being noticed and truly loved. Tweets like “what do I have to do so you look at me 🫠” and “how do people even get a partner who wants u as you are 🫠” echo Lisa’s recurring insecurity about being accepted for who she is. There’s also a romantic obsession and longing for intense connection – “i want a boyfriend or a girlfriend, it doesn't matter as long they accept me being really obsessed with them” – which parallels Lisa’s idealistic, all‑consuming crushes (like on Nelson or various guest characters). The dramatic emotional swings and self-blame in tweets like “i should have died, not keep being here like an idiot waiting for him to notice me” and “i still miss you even if you took advantage of me” are reminiscent of Lisa’s episodes where she feels both hurt and guilty for caring so much. Even the mix of cynicism and tenderness – wanting a partner but also saying “ugh men disgust me sometimes” – matches Lisa’s combination of idealism and disappointment in others.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) because most tweets center on their inner emotional world, longing, and one-sided relationships rather than active socializing; e.g. “how do people even get a partner who wants u as you are 🫠” and “it hurts when i crave affection” show self-focused reflection and loneliness rather than group interaction. Their style suggests Intuition (N): instead of concrete daily details, they frame things in dramatic, symbolic ways like “memories of you 🫀” and exaggerations such as “yo debí de haber muerto, no seguir aquí cómo imbécil esperando a que me haga caso”, showing a tendency toward emotional narratives and idealized love. They are strongly Feeling (F): decisions and judgments are rooted in emotion and attachment, e.g. “te extraño tanfo aun que te hayas aprovechado de mi” and “no le costaba nada decir que no le guste 🫠 aghh que asco me dan los hombres a veces”, focusing on hurt and how others make them feel. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they present themselves as chaotic, obsessive, and impulsive in love rather than structured or planned, as seen in “i might go deep tonight 🙏”, “someone wants a crazy girlfriend?”, and “i want a boyfriend or a girlfriend, it doesn't matter as long they accept me being really obsessed with them”. Altogether, an INFP profile fits their intense idealization of relationships, introspective melancholy, and emotional spontaneity.

Some pickup lines for you

Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
20 • she/her • bilingual oversharer studying love like a science experiment • once fell for a guy just because he replied faster than my wifi– @sochiriko

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a dramatic, obsessive love spell in a glass—hence Amarre No. 99, nodding to their thirst for bindings like “alguien sabe hacer amarres sin fallar en el intento?????” and “que ganas de hacerle un amarre a alguien”. Pomegranate liqueur brings a deep red, heart-heavy sweetness for lines like “yo no se vivir sin ti” and “te extraño tanfo aun que te hayas aprovechado de mi”. Mezcal adds a smoky, slightly destructive edge for their darker, self-destructive mood in “yo debí de haber muerto, no seguir aquí cómo imbécil esperando a que me haga caso” and the simple, haunting “adiós.”. Rose syrup captures their romantic, clingy softness and desire for intense devotion in “i want a boyfriend or a girlfriend, it doesn't matter as long they accept me being really obsessed with them” and “someone wants a crazy girlfriend?”. Lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity for their frustration with men and rejection, like “no le costaba nada decir que no le guste 🫠 aghh que asco me dan los hombres a veces” and “solo dime que no soy lo que quieres”. A splash of tonic water adds a fizzy, late-night timeline energy and the feeling of still being here, still online, embodied in “sigo viva.” and the possessive sweetness of “mine and only mine ❤️🩹”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven by intense obsession, possessiveness, and a willingness to cross emotional lines to get what they want, all classic Slytherin traits. They openly fantasize about control in relationships, saying they want someone who is "mine and only mine ❤️🩹" and asking "que ganas de hacerle un amarre a alguien" and later "alguien sabe hacer amarres sin fallar en el intento?????", which suggests manipulative, ends-justify-the-means thinking rather than open, Hufflepuff-style vulnerability. Even when hurt, they center their desire to be chosen and prioritized — for example, "que tengo que hacer para que me mires 🫠" and "someone wants a crazy girlfriend?" — framing affection as something to be strategically won. Their bitterness and pride toward others ("ha pasado un año desde que la vi en cuerpo completo y se puso gorda:bb jaja y decía que yo me iba a poner mal") also reflects Slytherin’s sharp, status-aware edge. While there is clear emotional vulnerability in tweets like "it hurts when i crave affection", the dominant pattern is an ambitious, possessive approach to love and attention, making Slytherin the best fit.

Your movie

Your song
A well-suited song for @sochiriko is obsessed by Omar Apollo because it captures intense fixation and longing for someone’s attention. They repeatedly express wanting someone to notice them, like in “que tengo que hacer para que me mires 🫠” and “MÍRAME A MI, MALDITO IDIOTA”, echoing the song’s plea for reciprocation. Their tweets about wanting a partner who accepts their obsessive side, such as “i want a boyfriend or a girlfriend, it doesn't matter as long they accept me being really obsessed with them” and “someone wants a crazy girlfriend?”, fit perfectly with the song’s theme of unhealthy infatuation. The mixture of vulnerability and drama in posts like “yo debí de haber muerto, no seguir aquí cómo imbécil esperando a que me haga caso” and “solo dime que no soy lo que quieres” matches the emotional volatility and desperate affection that obsessed portrays. Overall, the song reflects their blend of romantic obsession, hurt, and craving for validation that runs through much of their timeline.

Your time travel destination

Your video game

Your spirit animal

Your (un)funny joke

Your superpower

Your fictional best friend

Your dream vacation

Your alternate career path

Your celebrity match

Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 22 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
sochiriko
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom