
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, often overwhelmed by feelings, but still driven by passion for their interests. There’s a clear intellectual/critical streak, like when they say “he fallado como antropologo si detesto la teoria y amo la praxis” and comment on media/politics with tweets such as “juan manuel astorga es un operador politico del mas bajo nivel” and “hay que partir por el hecho de que no es periodista igual”. Like Lisa’s emotional intensity, they oscillate between self-deprecating or dark humor and vulnerability in posts like “sintiendome fat asf pero cuando desperte en la mañana me sentia normal i NEED to be invervened” and “quizas deberia matarme weon ya fue”. Their fixation on games and fictional characters (Genshin pulls, WuWa, Danganronpa) mirrors Lisa’s deep dives into niche interests, as seen in “voy a empezar la 6.3 con 185 deseos ineffa zibai y columbina seran mias….” and “yo sobreviviria un danganronpa”. Finally, the mix of romantic longing and introspection – for example “healing and trying to move on quedandome con los dulces recuerdos sabiendo que ambos nos llevamos una parte del otro consigo” and “i miss providencia and i miss you babe....” – fits Lisa’s sensitive, overthinking, idealistic personality much more than the more chaotic or apathetic main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they often describe internal emotional states and solitary experiences (gym alone, gaming, overthinking) rather than big social scenes, e.g. “despertandome sintiendo que im moving on adios” and “healing and trying to move on quedandome con los dulces recuerdos sabiendo que ambos nos llevamos una parte del otro consigo”. Their focus on feelings, meaning, and imagined dynamics rather than concrete facts suggests Intuition over Sensing, like “busco hombre que me haga love bombing o en su defecto que me deje hacerle love bombing” and the poetic line “dejaste tu máquina de escribir en mi apartamento, directo del departamento de poetas torturados, quien te decodificaaaaaaaaa”. They clearly prioritize emotions and personal values, pointing to Feeling rather than Thinking, with intense, value‑laden reactions such as “dottore tiene que morirse weon no hay de otra” and “chao hdp creo que te extraño abandona mi mente y mi ser”. The chaotic spontaneity, impulsive gaming pulls, and lack of strict structure in life decisions show Perceiving over Judging: they change plans on the fly (“y si buildeo a dehya”, “pensando en hacerme main nefer”) and joke about procrastinating responsibilities (“descargando wuwa porque no quiero hacerme responsable de mis trabajos”). Overall, a highly emotional, introspective, fantasy‑oriented, and spontaneous style fits INFP best.

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Anthropology student, Genshin theorycrafter & gym overthinker. Once questioned my sexuality over a bad date; still queerer than my artifact rolls.– @socialistomi

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is fiery and a little unhinged at first sip, just like threatening fictional men and the RNG gods in games: “dottore tiene que morirse weon no hay de otra” and “weon vayanse a la conchetumare el banner de varesa xilonen esta excelente y mas encima quiero a las dos”. The chili-infused tequila is for the dramatic, impulsive spikes of emotion, from “weon me voy a suicidar vamos a morir todos” to “BIEN CONCHETUMARE BIEN”. Blackberry liqueur captures the goth-romantic, lovesick side that misses people and can’t quite let go: “aun te pienso a veces btw” and “sigo y seguire esperandote”. Sparkling yuzu soda adds a bright, manic gamer energy for the grind and min-maxing of pulls and builds, from “voy a empezar la 6.3 con 185 deseos ineffa zibai y columbina seran mias….” to “mi clorinde 3% top mundial que decirte…..”. A dash of saline solution balances everything, nodding to the self-awareness and attempts at healing in “healing and trying to move on quedandome con los dulces recuerdos sabiendo que ambos nos llevamos una parte del otro consigo”. Finally, the edible glitter rim is pure main-character vanity and clout hunger: “quiero oomfs quiero clout” and the unapologetic moodboard vibes of “moodboard para el verano”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a mix of intensity, ambition, and a sharp instinct for self-preservation that leans heavily Slytherin. They obsessively min-max and scheme around gacha goals like “voy a empezar la 6.3 con 185 deseos ineffa zibai y columbina seran mias…” and “ok entonces el plan es tener columbina a c0 (que dolor…. y despues intentar sacar a ineffa con zibai”, which shows long-term planning and resourcefulness rather than just casual play. Their political and media takes are cutting and strategic, for example calling out a journalist as “un operador politico del mas bajo nivel” and defending a controversial banner with “weon vayanse a la conchetumare el banner de varesa xilonen esta excelente y mas encima quiero a las dos”, suggesting they’re comfortable being combative to stand by what they want. There’s also a dark, dramatic edge to their self-talk—like “medalla olimpica de oro al más cabron…. tienes el podio de la gran desilusión” and the flirtatious confidence in “buy the car you want, but it won’t start until you touch me :p”—that aligns with Slytherin’s intensity and charisma. While they clearly feel things deeply and care about relationships, the dominant pattern is ambition, scheming toward desired outcomes, and a willingness to lean into their more ruthless or cutting side, which makes Slytherin the best fit.

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The song Marjorie fits them because it captures the mix of introspection, longing, and overthinking that runs through their timeline. They often slip into memory and nostalgia, like when they say “aun te pienso a veces btw” and “chao hdp creo que te extraño abandona mi mente y mi ser”, echoing the song’s ache of still carrying someone with you. Their gym and self-image tweets, such as “sintiendome fat asf pero cuando desperte en la mañana me sentia normal i NEED to be invervened” and “sintiendome fat asf hora del deficit agresivo”, mirror the song’s quiet self-critique and desire to be better. Even their attempts to move on — “healing and trying to move on quedandome con los dulces recuerdos sabiendo que ambos nos llevamos una parte del otro consigo” — feel like a direct emotional parallel to Marjorie’s theme of trying to live with what’s gone but still present. Beneath the gaming and shitposting, there’s a persistent sense of reflection and holding on to ghosts of people and feelings, which is exactly what the song is about.

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