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Sideshow Bob mirrors this user’s combination of high-brow elitism, intense nationalism, and a penchant for theatrical extremism. Like Bob, who often masks his refined tastes with a obsession for order, the user views himself as a “temporarily embarrassed aristocrat” while professing to be a “Superfascist”. Both share a disdain for modern society, with the user lamenting this “gay world” and Bob frequently decrying the loss of classical culture. Ultimately, his declaration that “The English are the natural rulers of the universe” captures the same delusional, ego-driven villainy that defines Bob’s various attempts to seize power and restore his version of tradition.

Your MBTI personality Type
@socktickler displays strong Extroversion (E) through a constant need for external stimulation and social commentary, frequently engaging in raves and public confrontations, such as when he “formally challenge[d]” Keir Starmer to a duel. His Sensing (S) trait is evident in his focus on physical aesthetics and tangible sensations, from “thumbpulling and mewing” to his insistence on “meat and milk” as the only real food. He operates with a blunt, aggressive Thinking (T) style, prioritizing hierarchy and raw power as seen in his detailed breakdown of human pheromones to manipulate social dynamics. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is shown through his impulsive, rule-breaking behavior, such as advising followers to “ignore the letters from HMRC” and his spontaneous, drug-fueled desire to “deep clean the kitchen.”

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British entrepreneur and boxing enthusiast. I once tried to finish a bottle of vodka at 16, woke up with a headache and grass in the bottle. Never again.– @socktickler

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This cocktail is built on a base of milk because “Humans are also not supposed to drink water, water is simply a precursor to milk”. The infused gin provides a manic energy for when the “amphetamine has kicked in and I’m itching to command a platoon”, while the bitters nod to the 'chud' subculture where “pretending it isn’t [depression] won’t help anyone”. Finally, it is topped with a cherry to represent his 'A CUP' preference, as he believes “Small breasts are aristocratic”. Serve it cold to someone who believes “The English are the natural rulers of the universe”.

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The user exemplifies Slytherin traits through a focus on social hierarchy, self-preservation, and the pursuit of status. They emphasize resourcefulness and personal gain, advising others to “ignore the letters from HMRC” and “only do it if you definitely won't get caught” regarding infidelity. Their ambition is rooted in an elitist worldview, viewing themselves as a “temporarily embarrassed aristocrat” while attempting to manipulate others' perceptions using “human pheromones” to appear more competent and in charge. This combination of cunning, disregard for traditional rules, and a desire for dominance aligns perfectly with the house of Salazar Slytherin.

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This 18th-century anthem perfectly captures the user's intense British nationalism and their belief that “The English are the natural rulers of the universe.” The song's themes of defiance and national superiority align with their declaration that “This is Britain, and we will do things our way.” While the original lyrics celebrate freedom, @socktickler adopts a much more aggressive stance, explicitly stating, “I have never been so optimistic about the future of Britain in my entire life. WE ARE GOING TO WIN.” The song’s grandiose and imperialistic tone matches their self-description as a “Superfascist” and their desire to see Britain return to a state of undisputed dominance over others.

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