Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Curious thinker: Asks genuine questions and reconsiders views, like asking if Ordem Paranormal is worth playing in “Pergunta genuína: vale a pena jogar Ordem Paranormal…” and reposting after deeper analysis in “Repost pq depois de uma análise mais aprofundada, eu mudei minha opinião…”.
- Socially aware: Engages with politics and prejudice, e.g. bio includes “Free Palestine 🍉” and reflections on racism/homophobia in “Eu gosto disso que ele falou sobre se colocar distante da dor…” and on race stereotypes in “O conceito de 'race coding' em si é racista…”.
- Self-reflective: Talks openly about personal history and identity, like being misdiagnosed as antisocial in “Gente, algum de vcs já recebeu algum diagnóstico ou pré diagnóstico errado…” and discussing being pan and invalidation from his mother in “É isso, eu acabei de ser invalidado pela minha própria mãe…”.
- Supportive friend: Shows care toward others, e.g. defending wives’ efforts in “Pra quem concorda com a imagem: se sua esposa tá usando lingerie…” and inviting closeness with mutuals in “Vcs seriam meus besties?”.
- Playful nerd: Shares enthusiastic opinions about games, anime, and comics, like League champions in “Esses são meus campeões favoritos de League of Legends!” and Pokémon takes in “O fandom de Pokemon tem 80% da culpa do que o jogo se tornou.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity, e.g. “Tem que ser muito burro pra achar que o Brasil só tem praia.” and “Imagina precisar desmerecer o trabalho do outro pra promover o seu... é de uma pateticidade absurda.”.
- Contemptuous tone: Shows disdain toward groups or countries, like “apenas peço que apague a Argentina do mapa.” and calling a Korean “imbecil” in “Mas claro que o coreano imbecil acha que o país de merda dele…”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Expresses misanthropy and hopelessness, like “A cada dia eu anseio mais pela extinção humana.” and dark joking about nuclear winter in “Cadê, porra? Me prometeram um inverno nuclear…”.
- Provocative edgy: Leans into shock humor and satanism jokes, such as “Tutorial rápido de como converter pessoas para o satanismo:” and asking if he comes off as edgy in “Guys, eu pago de edgy??”.
- Conflict oriented: Often frames issues as fights or sides, e.g. dismissing both police and traffickers in “Eu mesmo é que não fecho com nenhum dos lados, nem com os porcos fardados, nem com os ratos traficantes.” and aggressive versus-threads like “NÃO TEM BRIGA, o Ben estilhaça o Steven na porrada…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They line up most closely with Lisa Simpson: intelligent, politically outspoken, morally opinionated, and a bit cynical about humanity. Like Lisa, they mix earnest left-leaning politics with sharp criticism, for example defending the idea of a properly funded public health system in “Sobre o meu ± no 'Viva o SUS': o SUS é bom em conceito, mas falta infraestrutura para ser um sistema de saúde de qualidade. Aplaudirei o SUS quando o governo investir pesado nele.” and openly supporting Palestine in their bio. Their tone blends dark humor with genuine ethical concern, such as when they call out racism and stereotypes in “O conceito de 'race coding' em si é racista...” and condemn police behavior in “Não é concordando com os traficantes nem nada do tipo, mas... pq os policiais daqui agem mais como bandidos do que os próprios bandidos??”. They also show a nerdy, media-obsessed side (anime, Pokémon, League of Legends, comics) similar to Lisa’s intellectual fandoms, visible in tweets like “O fandom de Pokemon tem 80% da culpa do que o jogo se tornou.” and “Esses são meus campeões favoritos de League of Legends!”. Finally, the mix of feeling misunderstood by family, as in “É isso, eu acabei de ser invalidado pela minha própria mãe.”, and still trying to act from a place of principle and empathy strongly echoes Lisa’s core character arc.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They explicitly self-identify as INFJ in their bio, which already strongly anchors the type: “18y INFJ Free Palestine 🍉”. Their posting style is more reflective and slightly guarded than performatively social, often musing about morality, politics, and identity rather than constantly narrating social outings, which supports Introversion—for example, they discuss being invalidated by their mother and their pansexuality in a vulnerable, introspective way in “É isso, eu acabei de ser invalidado pela minha própria mãe…” and ask mutuals what creature or archetype they associate with them in “Que criatura mágica eu seria, mutuals?”. Their focus on abstract concepts, systems, and meanings—like critiquing healthcare structure in “o SUS é bom em conceito, mas falta infraestrutura…”, reflecting on race and prejudice in “O conceito de 'race coding' em si é racista…”, and talking about distancing oneself from pain to understand racism/homophobia in “Eu gosto disso que ele falou sobre se colocar distante da dor…”—is characteristic of Intuition. Their arguments are often value-driven and empathetic, even when sharp or sarcastic: they defend cultural richness against prejudice in “Tem que ser muito burro pra achar que o Brasil só tem praia…”, critique dehumanizing attitudes in relationships in “Que tal vcs aproveitarem que tem esposas amorosas??”, and speak emotionally about false accusations of rape in “Eu fui falsamente acusado de estupro por uma ex minha aos 13 anos…”, which aligns with Feeling over cold detachment. They show a structured, opinionated, and decisive style consistent with Judging: they frequently take clear stances (e.g., on police vs traffickers in “Eu mesmo é que não fecho com nenhum dos lados…”), critique fandom behavior and game design trends in “O fandom de Pokemon tem 80% da culpa do que o jogo se tornou.”, and speak in terms of moral duty (e.g., choosing Zaun as a “dever moral” in “A estética Pilt é melhor, mas escolher Zaun é dever moral.”). Combining the explicit self-label with the introspective, value-centered, and judgment-heavy style, INFJ is the best-fitting MBTI type for @SocratesCloreto.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, Sócrates, the Black Ranger from Quinto dos Infernos… if day 1 is ‘build a house’ and day 1000 is ‘kill a cosmic god’, in how many days do I unlock the route where we just play Pokémon B2W2 together and you show me why Zoroark (especially Hisuian) is peak design?
- You said Ben absolutely obliterates Steven and that there’s no universe where Steven survives… but plot twist: in this crossover episode, I use the Omnitrix to turn into the one alien form that can tank all your edginess and still ask you out for a movie that *isn’t* the Minecraft one.
- You once said tarot is pointless because either it scams you or it spoils the experience of living the moment. So I won’t pull any cards—how about we just live the moment where an INFJ pan Sonserina/Hades kid goes on a date with someone who already thinks they’re the most interesting NPC in this hellscape?
- As a League player who mains Zaun for ‘moral duty’, loves Deadpool, Nightwing and all things slightly unhinged, you’re basically the perfect chaotic-good build. I’m just trying to figure out if I should flirt with you like Wade Wilson (full shitpost) or Dick Grayson (full charm). Thoughts, ranger preto?
- You joked that reading Twitter turns your ‘cloreto de sódio’ into ‘Cloreto de Ódio’—so let me be the opposite reaction: you scroll my @, your stress bar doesn’t hit ‘Stress 2???’, and for once your brain associates this app with something other than rage: like, say, a surprisingly cute crush who actually gets your memes.
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Ranger in black, pan nerd, INFJ. Autistic book & Pokémon enjoyer. Once misdiagnosed as a sociopath, now just professionally overthinking everything.– @SocratesCloreto
Your signature cocktail
Cloreto de Ódio Sour
Smoky mezcal gives this drink a chaotic, slightly unhinged kick that fits someone who says their user means “cloreto de ódio (what I feel reading Twitter)” in “Cloreto de Ódio = trocadilho entre 'cloreto de sódio' [...] e ódio (o que eu sinto lendo os posts do Twitter)”. Dark blackberry syrup adds a sweet, goth edge echoing the black ranger vibe and their love for edgy aesthetics in “Guys, eu pago de edgy??”. Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and acidic, channeling their sarcastic, no-nonsense takes like “Imagina precisar desmerecer o trabalho do outro pra promover o seu... é de uma pateticidade absurda.”. A pinch of activated charcoal makes the drink literally black, matching their all‑black, INFJ, Sonserina, Hades-chalet persona in “Cor favorita: Preto Casa de hogwarts: Sonserina Chalé de pjo: Hades”. Finally, chili bitters bring a slow-burning heat that fits someone who can go from affectionate to “extinção humana já” in “A cada dia eu anseio mais pela extinção humana.” and still toast with “Viva o @grok!” in “Viva o @grok!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They literally self‑sort as Slytherin: in one tweet they describe themselves with fandom tags and explicitly say their Hogwarts house is "Sonserina" (Portuguese for Slytherin) in “Nome: Sócrates… Casa de hogwarts: Sonserina”. Beyond that, their tone is sharply critical and strategic, often framing things in terms of power, hypocrisy, and self‑preservation, like when they distance themselves from both police and traffickers in “Eu mesmo é que não fecho com nenhum dos lados, nem com os porcos fardados, nem com os ratos traficantes.”. They show a ruthless, almost misanthropic streak in tweets such as “Eu eliminaria o sexo, assim as pessoas param de se reproduzir igual coelhos, já temos 8 bilhões de pessoas ajudando a fuder o planeta diariamente.” and their joking wish to erase Argentina from the map in “apenas peço que apague a Argentina do mapa.”, which fits Slytherin’s darker, ends‑focused pragmatism. They are also very comfortable with edginess and being perceived as antagonistic, as seen both in their username explanation “Cloreto de Ódio = … ódio (o que eu sinto lendo os posts do Twitter)” and their self‑aware question about whether they “pay as edgy” in “Guys, eu pago de edgy??”. This combination of explicit self‑identification, a critical and self‑preserving worldview, and a taste for sharp, confrontational humor strongly supports placing them in Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for @SocratesCloreto is Welcome to the Black Parade, because it blends dark humor, outsider identity, and defiant emotion in a way that mirrors their online persona. They often lean into edgy, apocalyptic or misanthropic jokes, like when they said they "anseio mais pela extinção humana" in “Meu deus, nem fudendo que isso é real. A cada dia eu anseio mais pela extinção humana.”, which echoes the song’s theatrical gloom and critique of the world. At the same time, they show a strong, emotional, INFJ core and a sense of being a misunderstood outsider, for example in “É isso, eu acabei de ser invalidado pela minha própria mãe.” and in their bio line about changing your point of view, which fits the song’s theme of carrying emotional scars but marching on. Their love of goth/alternative adjacent aesthetics, from League of Legends champions and dark magic themes to posts like “Vcs seriam meus besties? ... Cor favorita: Preto ... Casa de hogwarts: Sonserina ... Chalé de pjo: Hades”, aligns with the song’s dramatic, black-clad parade vibe. Finally, even amid cynicism and sarcasm, they show affection for friends, fandoms, and causes like “Feliz mês do orgulho, gente bonita!” and “Free Palestine” in the bio, matching the song’s core of resilience and emotional loyalty beneath the darkness.
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