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The mix of obsessive pop‑culture knowledge, sardonic tone, and constant ranking of media makes this user closest to Comic Book Guy. They dive deep into niche details of franchises, like critiquing toy engineering in Transformers and praising specific comic covers, as in “Every few months one of the eu titles puts out a variant cover that's so dope I have to buy 2 copies” and “Worlds Greatest Comic Magazine for a reason btw”. Their recreational complaining matches his signature negativity-with-love, e.g., “I want to like the new superman suit but I just cant. It looks so cw in the worst way” and “45$. What happened to the game I love”. Like Comic Book Guy, they have very strong opinions about nerd media hierarchies, such as “Now that the fantastic 4 are in the mcu it's fuck everyone else. I only care about the first family” and detailed Avatar lore debates in “I haven't seen the new one yet but going off way of water, spider and kiri are not siblings”. Even the bio line “22 y/o recreational complainer” and posts about hunting specific figures like “I still need a bonecrusher. I've got the nest one but I need a regular one. And a starscream” reinforce that blend of hyper-specific fandom and curmudgeonly humor that defines Comic Book Guy.

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They lean Extrovert: their timeline is a running public conversation full of replies, jokes, and hot takes directed at others, like openly thirsting after a coworker in “Trying my damnedest to get with this hot coworker who's gotta be like a decade older than I am” and playfully bragging about social interactions at work in “Dursting at work”. They’re strongly iNtuitive, constantly riffing on hypotheticals and conceptual angles rather than just facts, e.g. musing about alternate history food tech in “How feasible would a cheeseburger have been in pre colonial America” and re-framing cultural terminology in “'usian' sounds stupid and 'Yankee' makes you sound anti abolitionist. You kinda just have to say American”. Their style is clearly Thinking-oriented: they argue and analyze more than they soothe, criticizing product design and lore in “So crazy to me that the earthrise toy tried to hide the fact that she has wheels. Really brings down an otherwise good toy” and dissecting political/structural issues in “Unfathomable to me that the city is not responsible for shoveling snow off the sidewalk. But no official has ever cared about infrastructure in this country in 100 years”. They read as Perceiving rather than Judging: their tweets are impulsive, opportunistic reactions and ongoing complaints rather than planned, orderly statements, like the casual, off-the-cuff frustration in “Skybound beachcomber is starting to piss me off I NEED you to start shooting guys” or the spontaneous toy/collecting gripes in “I'm addicted to having something in my bbts PoL for a month and a half before I ship it”. Overall, the combination of argumentative humor, love of hypotheticals and media/lore analysis, and a laid‑back, reactive lifestyle best fits ENTP.

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Jurassic Park apologist, Transformers hoarder, Avatar truther. Once bought a comic twice for the variant cover. Opinions my own, complaints recreational.– @softdrinksucker

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Silver rum infused with smoked tea stands in for their ‘fossilizer completionist’ collector brain, a little aged-in-spirit but still high energy and playful, just like their constant toy talk in posts like “I want these so bad I am the protectobots number 1 fan”. Blue Curaçao gives the drink an Avatar-core glow, a nod to their Na’vi obsession in “Glory to ewa another 5 billion to James Cameron #killallskypeople”. Tamarind soda or cola represents their love of vehicles and slightly retro tastes, from “I don't think I've ever considered buying a car made after 2010 my entire life” to “I saw a Nissan fairlady today and almost came my pants”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp, opinionated acidity, mirroring takes like “I need to find a transformers podcast that isn't all g1 all the time... every other show is either 100% g1 or it's 100% g1 and they're chuds”. The chili-salt rim adds a recreational complainer’s sting and a little chaos, fitting lines such as “Skybound beachcomber is starting to piss me off I NEED you to start shooting guys”. Overall it’s strong, bright, and just a bit spicy and bitter at the edge—exactly the vibe of someone tweeting “Now that the fantastic 4 are in the mcu it's fuck everyone else... and that's on 4️⃣”.

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Alonso shows a very Ravenclaw mix of curiosity, media literacy, and niche analytical obsession. He digs into behind-the-scenes details and lore, like correcting movie myths with production facts in “It wasnt a tropical storm, the scene was filmed indoors in stage 16 on the wb lot in Burbank. The 'rain' pumped in for the scene waterlogged the latex skin of the robot and made it too heavy” and asking about Wonder Woman reincarnation continuity in “Am I tripping or was there lore at one point that said women who died in man's world got reincarnated in paradise island”. His tweets often evaluate design and narrative choices with a critical eye, like critiquing toy engineering in “So crazy to me that the earthrise toy tried to hide the fact that she has wheels. Really brings down an otherwise good toy” and controller layouts in “Aesthetically I prefer the symmetrical PlayStation look but I've never had any issue with an asymmetrical controller. The real problem is how Nintendo has the select and back buttons in the opposite spots”. He’s also fascinated by historical and speculative questions—like the logistics of a pre-colonial cheeseburger in “How feasible would a cheeseburger have been in pre colonial America. They could've deff found a way to make ground meat out of deer or bison or whatever”—and arguments about language such as “'usian' sounds stupid and 'Yankee' makes you sound anti abolitionist. You kinda just have to say American”. Even when he’s joking, there’s a cerebral, referential bent (Transformers ethics, Avatar politics, fandom history), like in “Genuinely 9 times out of 10 if your transformers story doesn't follow this logic then I won't care about it”, which is very in line with a house that values thought, pattern, and internal consistency above social harmony or raw ambition. While he has flashes of Gryffindor moralism and Slytherin snark, the consistent throughline is critical curiosity and nerdy analysis, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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A chaotic, self-aware, pop-culture-saturated vibe fits them perfectly, and All Star is basically the anthem for that kind of terminally online guy who still has genuine enthusiasm. Their bio literally calls them a “22 y/o recreational complainer”, which fits the song’s mix of jaded snark and upbeat swagger. They’re constantly riffing on movies, toys, and genre stuff, from “Now that the fantastic 4 are in the mcu it's fuck everyone else… and that's on 4️⃣” to Transformers deep cuts like “Genuinely 9 times out of 10 if your transformers story doesn't follow this logic then I won't care about it”, echoing the song’s throw-every-reference-at-the-wall energy. Lines like “I saw a Nissan fairlady today and almost came my pants” and “I'm addicted to having something in my bbts PoL for a month and a half before I ship it” show that mix of exaggeration, comedy, and sincere excitement that defines an "All Star"-style main-character attitude. Even when he’s ranting about politics or culture—like “It's hard to see a justifiable reason for a sitting member of Congress to abstain from voting”—it still comes across with the same sardonic, slightly absurd, but oddly hopeful tone that makes All Star feel like his natural theme song.

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