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Lisa fits best because this user is openly academic and self-aware while also deeply obsessed with a niche fandom, similar to Lisa’s mix of intellect and hyperfixations. They literally frame their show obsession in school terms, like “Writing about Shauna Shipman in my psych class While finishing my Rewatch.. hmm.. #academic… #intelligent..”, which is extremely Lisa-coded. Their emotional intensity and sensitivity also echo Lisa, as seen in “i think im too sensitive #WHATEVER” and their frustration at fandom discourse like “You’re all gross freaks yjtwt go back to sex ed and Learn what Consent is please”. The way they overanalyze character dynamics (shipping, morality, personality types) and stick with a show long after others move on, as in “it doesn’t have to be over We can still hang out guys Pls 😢😢”, is very reminiscent of Lisa clinging to causes and interests. Even their occasional cringe-awareness and secondhand embarrassment at characters, like “Jackie in the pilot gives me Crazzy 2nd hand embarrassment”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to see herself as more perceptive and to wince at others’ behavior.

Your MBTI personality Type
They present as more introverted than extroverted: their social world is mainly online fandom, and they complain that “no irls like yellowjackets This is SICK AND TWISTED”, suggesting a small offline circle and a preference for niche, parasocial engagement. Their thinking is strongly intuitive: they enjoy abstract parallels and conceptual jokes like the Avatar-bending discourse in “would misty be an earthbender or waterbender 🤔 I Think Water but like. Something about her is Earthbender vibes” and the playful chain reasoning in “Spaghetti = italian natalie = italian so Spaghetti = Natalie and Natalie = Dinner ? 🤔🤔👀”, which show comfort with ideas over concrete facts. Their tone leans Thinking over Feeling: they’re blunt, critical, and often prioritize calling out perceived irrationality or bad behavior, as in “You’re all gross freaks yjtwt go back to sex ed and Learn what Consent is please” and “i Hate when watching cast interviews is Ruined by One Actor being so annoying 😭 It hurts to watch”, even if this risks conflict. They seem more perceiving than judging: they openly admit disorganization and lack of follow-through in “plans 4 upcoming spring semester : Rewatch Yellowjackets Don’t fill out scholarships Create scholarship for yellowjackets fans Fail english 1b Rewatch yellowjackets” and joke about abandoning edits as in “Does this count as a Work in Progress if the Progress has been halted and likely will not Continue #scrap”. Overall, the combination of introspective online focus, idea-play, analytical bluntness, and messy, improvisational lifestyle fits INTP best, which they also self-report in “Jason / Jay … HeHim 7teenꜝ ⋆.˚ intp ,, i lov natalie”.

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Jason, 17 • he/him • Yellowjackets analyst-in-training. Once wrote a psych paper on Shauna Shipman and called it ‘academic research’.– @softeroutside

Your signature cocktail
Blood orange gin stands in for Jason’s sharp, slightly unhinged love for Yellowjackets drama and blood-soaked girlhood, echoing lines like “go fuck your blood dirt lottie. ⠀ ⠀⭑ ⠀ ⠀”. The bitter Italian amaro is pure Natalie Scatorccio worship and self-aware depression humor, nodding to “natalie = italian so Spaghetti = Natalie and Natalie = Dinner ? 🤔🤔👀” and all the "I need to eat Natalie" jokes like “I’m so Hungry i could eat Natalie Scatorccio”. Honey chamomile lemonade reflects the softer, overthinking side of him—anxious, sensitive, but still trying to be sweet, as in “i think im too sensitive #WHATEVER” and his plea that fandom doesn’t have to die: “it doesn’t have to be over We can still hang out guys Pls 😢😢”. Smoked salt caramel syrup is the weird, feral layer of fandom fixation and morally dubious ships, drawn from chaotic tags like “Sandwich shut . The Natalie’s are kissing #natcest” and “all the qrts on shaunahat placing 3rd being negative is killing me #Shaunahat4ever #ShaunahatBetter”. Sparkling yuzu soda on top gives it a bright, jittery fizz that mirrors his meme-y, caps-lock energy in posts like “I ACNT EDIT SNYMORE !!!!!! 😭😭 too much effort auuhggh Kill me” and the way he keeps coming back to rewatch and re-edit: “plans 4 upcoming spring semester : Rewatch Yellowjackets… Rewatch yellowjackets”.

Your Hogwarts House
Jason reads as a strongly analytical, idea-driven person who treats his fandom interests like little thought experiments, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. He literally connects his academic life to Yellowjackets when he says he’s “Writing about Shauna Shipman in my psych class While finishing my Rewatch.. hmm.. #academic… #intelligent..”, framing it as an intellectual exercise. He also overthinks character dynamics and worldbuilding, like speculating about Misty’s bending type in Avatar terms — “would misty be an earthbender or waterbender 🤔 I Think Water but like. Something about her is Earthbender vibes” — and even jokingly mapping food logic to character identity in a pseudo-syllogism: “Spaghetti = italian natalie = italian so Spaghetti = Natalie and Natalie = Dinner ? 🤔🤔👀”. He’s also heavily into editing, work-in-progress projects, and creative problem-solving, as shown by tweets like “need to jump into the yellowjackets editing world but i have no motivation 😴 is this fire or nah #yjtwt #misty #mistyquigley” and “Does this count as a Work in Progress if the Progress has been halted and likely will not Continue #scrap”, which show a self-reflective, craft-focused mindset. Combined with his self-described INTP type in “Jason / Jay … intp ,, i lov natalie”, this mix of introspection, analysis, and nerdy creativity aligns most closely with Ravenclaw over the other houses.

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Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits them best because it captures a chaotic, darkly funny, very-online teen energy that runs through their whole account. They’re 17, intensely fandom‑brained, and self-deprecating, introducing themselves with “﹒ Jason / Jay … 7teenꜝ … i lov natalie” in “﹒ :¨ ·.· ¨: Jason / Jay … i lov natalie” and again as “hehim ,, 17 ,, ⚣ natalie lover” in “hehim ,, 17 ,, ⚣ natalie lover”. The song’s theme of messy teenage intensity matches how they dramatize everything from fandom to school, like “plans 4 upcoming spring semester : Rewatch Yellowjackets … Fail english 1b Rewatch yellowjackets”. Their humor is unhinged and a little morbid, as in “I’m so Hungry i could eat Natalie Scatorccio” and “You’re all gross freaks yjtwt go back to sex ed and Learn what Consent is please”, which fits the song’s rebellious, fed‑up vibe. Even their fixation on niche ships like “all the qrts on shaunahat placing 3rd being negative is killing me #Shaunahat4ever #ShaunahatBetter” has that dramatic teen intensity that Teenagers exaggerates and celebrates.

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