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Your Simpsons character
The user presents themselves as a minor who constantly seeks attention and validation, much like Bart’s endless need to be seen, evident in the bio line "THIS MEANS I AM A MINOR !!!!" and the tweet "i need eight more followers dude please retweet i need to hit 1 67". Their chaotic, rebellious posting style mirrors Bart’s tendency to cause trouble and share random memes, as shown by the absurd tweet "VAN GOGH HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT???" and the self‑destructive humor "i'm actually going to fucking kill myself i already made this fucking joke". The frequent self‑deprecating jokes and dark humor, such as "i'm the woker baby" and "i'm gonna kill myself why did i post this", echo Bart’s sarcastic attitude. Impulsive, attention‑grabbing statements like "im walking outside in fishnets next friday" reflect Bart’s mischievous behavior. Altogether, the combination of being a minor, attention‑hungry, chaotic, and mischievous best fits Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user constantly seeks external validation, posting things like "i need eight more followers dude please retweet i need to hit 1 67" and "i want followers give me followers", indicating Extraversion. Their tweets often jump to abstract or speculative ideas, e.g., "conspiracy theorists discover sublimation 💔" and "schrödingers immigrant...", showing a preference for Intuition. Emotional, value‑driven language appears throughout, such as "i'm actually going to fucking kill myself" and "i hate all of you", reflecting a Feeling orientation. The overall chaotic, spontaneous style—"i'm walking outside in fishnets next friday" and "i'm the woker baby"—points to a Perceiving approach.

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Level designer & meme curator. Once convinced a friend Van Gogh has a Twitter account. Obsessed with weird Roblox worlds and chasing 200+ followers. 🐾 #gaming– @softfurrypaws

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The Paws & Paints Martini captures the chaotic energy of @softfurrypaws, blending bright flavors with a splash of madness. The blue curaçao mirrors the neon, meme‑filled streams like the tweet "VAN GOGH HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT??" while edible glitter swirls like a Van Gogh night sky. The strawberry puree adds a sweet, almost desperate bite reminiscent of the self‑deprecating "i'm actually going to fucking kill myself" tweet and the constant plea for followers. A dash of Red Bull gives the jittery buzz that matches the frantic "i need eight more followers dude please retweet i need to hit 1 67" vibe. Garnished with a tiny cat‑shaped gummy, it nods to the "my paws" sentiment and the user’s furry persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s constant pleas for followers and attempts to engineer interaction betray a strong ambition for online status. They explicitly ask for retweets to reach follower milestones: 'i need eight more followers dude please retweet i need to hit 1 67' and 'i need one follower PLEASE I NEED 150 FOLLOWERS PLEASE RETWEET ANYTHING IM DESPERATTEE'. They even devise manipulative strategies to generate notifications: 'if you reply to this reply to it like 5 times and reply to every other reply so i can come back with 60 notifications and take a screenshot of it and make another interaction bait post'. This focus on personal gain, status, and cunning interaction aligns with Slytherin’s core trait of ambition and resourcefulness. While the user also displays erratic and self‑destructive behavior, the dominant pattern is a drive to achieve recognition, a hallmark of Slytherin.

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The user constantly complains that no one pays attention to their posts, e.g., 'I know nobody reads my fuckass tweets anymore' and repeatedly begs for validation, 'i need one follower PLEASE I NEED 150 FOLLOWERS PLEASE RETWEET ANYTHING IM DESPERATTEE'. They also express severe self‑esteem issues and suicidal thoughts, saying 'i’m actually going to kill myself' and 'i’m gonna kill myself why did i post this'. These feelings of alienation, being a 'weirdo' and not belonging line up with Radiohead’s 'Creep', whose chorus declares 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here.' The song’s melancholic tone mirrors the user’s chaotic, desperate tweets and the occasional political outbursts like 'free palestine !! my boobs itch 16!!!'. Overall the track captures the mix of self‑despair, craving for attention, and feeling like an outsider that dominates the timeline.

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