Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, long-term attachment to media/characters like Vil and Rookvil, e.g. “viro exatamente aquele áudio... aquela obsessão que vc tinha com 14 anos vai te perseguir pro resto da vida”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses exaggerated, playful insults and capslock to be funny, as in “ridículos morram” and “PUTA QUE PARIU UHUUUUUU SEXO SEXO SEM PARA”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and warmth toward friends and moots, like “amor da minha vida linda te amo” and “love talking with my friends”.
- Self-aware introspection: Acknowledges own traits and limitations, e.g. “sou meio chata entediante but thats alright” and reflecting on wanting another course in “opa vc percebe que queria fazer outro curso”.
- Creative fandom engagement: Enjoys art, fanart, ships, and character analysis, like praising fanart in “essa ainda eh a melhor fanart do mundo” and doing detailed takes on Vil in “a graça do vil eh que ao mesmo tempo que ele eh uma pessoa incrível...”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgment: Frequently uses strong negative language toward characters and people, such as “odeio essa nana meu deus só fala besteira sabe de nada” and “ridículos morram”.
- Emotional impulsiveness: Reacts intensely in all caps and swearing, e.g. “CQRALHOOO EU PRWCISO IR” and “NAOOOOOOOOOO”, suggesting quick emotional spikes.
- Academic regret: Expresses dissatisfaction with current studies without a clear plan, like “já tá no 5 período... mas opa vc percebe que queria fazer outro curso mas já tá tarde demais pra trocar”.
- Social withdrawal: Wants a relationship but also notes not going out or talking to people, as in “como eu vou arrumar namorada se não falo com ninguém nem saio”.
- Fandom hostility: Shows frustration and contempt toward other fans’ opinions, e.g. “fã do seth eh que nem fã dos marotos ne gostam dos personagens por causa dos hc que tiraram do cu” and “fandom de arcane me irrita mds... vão todos tomar no cu”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s introspective, anxious about her future, and often feels out of place, much like the user worrying about their college path in “aquele momento que vc já tá no 5 período da sua faculdade mas opa vc percebe que queria fazer outro curso mas já tá tarde demais pra trocar”. The user mixes self-deprecation with quiet confidence, calling themselves “meio chata entediante” but still accepting it in “sou meio chata entediante but thats alright”, similar to Lisa’s awareness of being the ‘boring’ overthinker while still valuing herself. Like Lisa’s intense hyperfixations (sax, causes, books), this user has deep, almost academic-level obsessions with specific media and characters, as in “viciada em madoka mágica” and the long, analytical defenses of Vil in multiple Twisted Wonderland tweets. They’re also principled and opinionated about fandoms and fairness, venting in “fandom de arcane me irrita mds criticam a caitlyn e tratam a porra do viktor como bebê vão todos tomar no cu”, echoing Lisa’s moral rants when something seems unjust. Finally, the romantic idealism and longing in “bateu a vontade de namorar mas ai eu fico tipo cara como eu vou arrumar namorada se não falo com ninguém nem saio” mirrors Lisa’s mix of maturity, loneliness, and hope for finding someone who really understands her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they often describe wanting a girlfriend but not actually going out or talking to people, e.g. “bateu a vontade de namorar mas ai eu fico tipo cara como eu vou arrumar namorada se não falo com ninguém nem saio”, and their bio “distant dreamer.” also points to a more inward, reflective focus. Their interests and language are strongly intuitive: they obsess over fictional characters and ships, projecting complex meaning and headcanons onto them such as “a graça do vil eh que ao mesmo tempo que ele eh uma pessoa incrível eh q ele eh INSUPORTÁVEL… porém tinha vezes… que eu ficava tipo Cara.” and “quando vc gosta tanto de um personagem que vc take errado sobre ele e tem genuinamente vontade de matar cara parem de falar sobre ele vcs não o entendem como Eu”. Their decision-making is clearly feeling‑oriented and value‑driven: they react intensely to perceived injustices or bad takes, like “fandom de arcane me irrita mds criticam a caitlyn e tratam a porra do viktor como bebê vão todos tomar no cu” and are deeply loyal and protective toward favorite characters, e.g. “eu acho que eu nunca defendi tanto um personagem na minha vida”. Their lifestyle looks more perceiving than judging: they talk about discovering too late that they wanted another degree (“aquele momento que vc já tá no 5 período da sua faculdade mas opa vc percebe que queria fazer outro curso mas já tá tarde demais pra trocar”) and about hyperfixations and returning to old fandom phases like “voltei pra minha era rookvil preciso voltar a ler fanfic deles agora.”, suggesting flexibility and spontaneity rather than structured long‑term planning. The mix of romantic idealism, fandom-driven passion, self‑deprecating social withdrawal, and dreamy language fits INFP more than neighboring types like INFJ or ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your life goal is to look like ‘Jungkook sapatona’ — I fully support your vision, but have you considered upgrading the concept to ‘Jungkook sapatona with a girlfriend who worships your SSR clubwear looks’?
- You’re out here raging about rook/vil translations, Arcane takes and Bakugou slander — clearly you defend your blorbos with your whole soul. Any chance you could redirect 1% of that energy into defending our future relationship from haters?
- You said you’re in 5th period of your degree and suddenly wanting another course… we can’t fix your major, but we can start a new elective called ‘Distant Dreamer Studies: practical classes consist of you teaching me Twst lore while I fall for you in HD.’
- You complained that bird photography is the most annoying hobby because they always fly away — lucky for you, I’m not a passerinho. Flirt with me once and I’ll perch on your ‘humilde casa’ couch watching Madoka Magica and Criminal Minds reruns with you forever.
- You want a girlfriend to recreate those couple poses and you’re convinced you’re boring and ‘xoxa capenga but serving cunt’… I volunteer as tribute: I’ll hold your hand in São Paulo, hype every rookvil rant, and prove that ‘distant dreamer’ looks a lot like ‘ideal girlfriend’ from over here.
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Your new Twitter bio
Anime overthinker, rookie bird photographer & future SP traveler. Once aced every exam while ranting about fictional men. Here for BTS, twst & chaos.– @softikook
Your signature cocktail
Distant Dreamer Highball (Jungkook Sapatona Edition)
This cocktail starts with soju infused with butterfly pea flower, a soft but sneaky-strong base for someone who calls herself a “distant dreamer.” and wants to “parecer o jungkook sapatona” “minha meta de vida eh parecer o jungkook sapatona”. Pink grapefruit soda brings bright, fizzy energy for her chaotic fandom rants and academic wins, like when she flexed, “gabaritei todas as provas vai tomando bbs” “gabaritei todas as provas vai tomando bbs”. Maracujá pulp adds tropical sweetness mixed with a tart kick, mirroring her romantic yearning and self-teasing about dating, “bateu a vontade de namorar mas ai eu fico tipo cara como eu vou arrumar namorada se não falo com ninguém nem saio” “bateu a vontade de namorar mas ai eu fico tipo cara como eu vou arrumar namorada se não falo com ninguém nem saio”. A dash of salted lime bitters represents the bitterness and salt in her tweets dragging characters and fandoms, like “bakugou o mais chato de bnha o mais buxa” “bakugou o mais chato de bnha o mais buxa” and “fandom de arcane me irrita mds criticam a caitlyn e tratam a porra do viktor como bebê vão todos tomar no cu” “fandom de arcane me irrita mds criticam a caitlyn e tratam a porra do viktor como bebê vão todos tomar no cu”. Finally, silver edible glitter is for the dramatic, sparkly stan side who obsesses over Twisted Wonderland and Rook/Vil, like her declaration, “voltei pra minha era rookvil preciso voltar a ler fanfic deles agora .” “voltei pra minha era rookvil preciso voltar a ler fanfic deles agora .” and the way she screams over art and characters “MEU DEUS MENTIRAAAAAAAA”. Strong but pretty, sweet with a bite, this drink is made to sip while yelling about Vil, BTS’ comeback, or regretting your college major “aquele momento que vc já tá no 5 período da sua faculdade mas opa vc percebe que queria fazer outro curso mas já tá tarde demais pra trocar”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows sharp ambition, intense attachment, and a strong self‑preservation instinct that leans more Slytherin than anything else. They talk about marriage only under terms that protect their own interests, saying “só me caso com separação total de bens”, which is very in line with Slytherin’s practicality and self‑protection. Their obsession with favorite characters is framed in territorial, almost possessive language like “parem de falar sobre ele vcs não o entendem como Eu” and “eu acho que eu nunca defendi tanto um personagem da minha vida”, echoing Slytherin’s intensity and ride‑or‑die loyalty to a chosen few. They’re also bluntly confrontational toward people and fandoms they dislike, e.g. “fandom de arcane me irrita mds… vão todos tomar no cu” and “vcs são incompententes isso sim pqp”, which feels more like cutting Slytherin frankness than Gryffindor idealism. Even their humor about stalking and analysis, like “tendo várias análises stalkiando amigos de alguém”, hints at a strategic, information‑gathering mindset typical of Slytherins rather than Hufflepuff warmth or Ravenclaw detachment.
Your movie
Your song
Euphoria - Jungkook (BTS)
A song that fits them best is Euphoria by Jungkook, because it mixes dreamy idealism with an undercurrent of emotional chaos, just like their timeline. Their bio, “distant dreamer.”, and posts like “paz” and “vida.” match the song’s soft, hopeful tone and desire for a beautiful escape. At the same time, they’re openly intense and dramatic about the things and characters they love, like “minha meta de vida eh parecer o jungkook sapatona” and “vi acho que eu nunca defendi tanto um personagem na minha vida”, which resonates with the way Euphoria frames love and obsession as something overwhelming but uplifting. Their mix of complaining and affection in tweets such as “sou meio chata entediante but thats alright” also aligns with the song’s theme of finding joy and comfort in being yourself, even while feeling a bit lost. As a long-time BTS fan who’s emotionally invested in their return, shown in “e quando o bts voltar e todos esses grupecos derem disband vai emocionar”, a Jungkook solo that’s all about emotional release and personal haven is especially fitting for them.
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