softipop
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Your Simpsons character
The user exhibits an extreme need for love, constant self‑deprecation, and a feeling of being unloved, similar to Moe Szyslak's perpetual loneliness. They repeatedly say things like "i am a pathetic lover girl that has never been loved properly" and "i am so undeserving of love," echoing Moe’s self‑pity and belief that no one cares about him. Their craving for obsessive attention ("i want obsession. i want devotion.") mirrors Moe’s desperate attempts to be wanted by patrons and his occasional yearning for a girlfriend. The user’s body‑image insecurities ("i hate my body so much, sometimes i wish i could die") reflect Moe’s own low self‑esteem about his appearance. Their frequent pleas for sexual or emotional attention ("need a pair of lips on my clit now", "i want butches in my dms") capture Moe’s habit of seeking any form of connection, however fleeting. Overall, the combination of chronic loneliness, self‑criticism, and a yearning for validation aligns most closely with Moe Szyslak.

Your MBTI personality Type
softipop's communication is highly personal and emotionally driven, indicating Introversion: 'i am a pathetic lover girl that has never been loved properly' and 'i want obsession. i want devotion.' She focuses on concrete sensory details and present experiences, showing Sensing: 'i squirt like a fountain every time i touch myself' and 'my clit is so swollen and sensitive'. Her decisions are guided by feelings rather than logic, reflecting Feeling: 'i need a gf who gets me pretty lingerie for christmas' and 'i want butches in my dms, sigh'. She prefers a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle, evident in tweets like 'im gonna do a space in two hours!!' and 'i need a space soon'. These traits align with the ISFP type.

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23-year-old music lover and budding songwriter, dyslexic and proudly LGBTQ+. Once serenaded a surprise crowd at a Christmas concert. Seeking real connections.– @softipop

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The Needy Sweetheart Spritz captures softipop's yearning for love and validation, blending sweet raspberry liqueur with smooth vanilla vodka to echo the self‑described 'i am a pathetic lover girl that has never been loved properly'. A splash of sparkling rosé adds bubbly excitement that mirrors their constant phone‑checking and desire for a 'space' where they can be praised, while ginger syrup provides a spicy kick for the 'i want obsession. i want devotion.' side. A garnish of edible pink glitter represents their love of pretty, eye‑catching aesthetics and the wish for a 'a gf who gets me pretty lingerie for christmas' partner. The drink’s sweet‑and‑spicy profile also nods to their explicit sexual energy, like the tweet 'i squirt like a fountain every time i touch myself do you still want me'. Finally, the playful candy topping feels like a tiny gift for the 'i need to update my throne just in case a generous soul wants to get me something for christmas ^ ^' request.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s timeline is dominated by a drive for personal gain, attention, and control, which mirrors Slytherin’s ambition and self-preservation. They openly ask for resources, e.g., "who wants to be my secret santa and give me money for make up ^ ^" and "i need a pair of lips on my clit now". Their repeated desire for devotion, as in "i want obsession. i want devotion" and the willingness to manipulate platforms for praise ("i’ll praise you as you cum for us") show a resourceful, self-focused mindset. Although moments of vulnerability appear, the overarching pattern is seeking advantage and status, hallmarks of Slytherin.

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The user’s frequent self‑deprecating posts such as "i hate my body so much, sometimes i wish i could die" and "i refuse to believe some people are living MODELS and i have to carry this horrible ugly body until i die" echo the alienated voice of Radiohead’s “Creep”. In the song’s chorus the singer admits "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo," which mirrors the tweet "i am a pathetic lover girl that has never been loved properly" and the feeling of being an outcast. The desire for intense attention – "i want obsession. i want devotion." – lines up with the song’s longing to be close to the person they admire. Their repeated pleas like "WHERE ARE THE LESBIANS" show a yearning for acceptance that the song’s refrain "I don’t belong" captures. Overall, the combination of low self‑esteem, yearning for love, and feeling like an outsider makes “Creep” a fitting anthem.

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