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Your Simpsons character
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa grew up extremely online and foul‑mouthed. Like Lisa, they’re politically aware and critical of injustice, calling out exploitative or harmful behavior on social media, such as warning about grooming on Roblox in “Descobri q tem gente vendendo conta de tal idade no roblox, isso pode ser um grande acesso fácil a predadores poderem fazer grooming de menores de 9 anos no roblox” and criticizing people profiting off others’ problems in “Vamos fingir que essa conta não tem o intuito de usar imagem de pessoas com algum problema pra gerar hate e ganhar dinheiro em cima disso”. Like Lisa’s intense opinions about media and ethics, they have strong, articulate takes on creators and internet culture, for example “Tô gag como o ismael/ismeiow… mostrou um vídeo de uma mulher batendo com um cachorro MORTO na cara de outra mulher”. At the same time, they’re deeply fannish and nerdy about pop culture and music—gushing in “MINHA ARTISTA FAVORITA RESPONDEU EU VOU GOZAR” and obsessing over k‑pop and niche internet drama—which mirrors Lisa’s passionate hyperfixations, just in a more chaotic, adult, and explicitly queer register.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets are about their own inner reactions, online dramas, and home life rather than parties or big social circles, like when they complain about their mom checking if they brushed their teeth (“Minha mãe veio as 4 da manhã perguntar se eu escovei os dentes…”) or feeling like a zombie after oversleeping (“Eu dormi desde as 10 da manhã até as 10 da noite ontem…”). They lean intuitive (N) because they often jump from specific events to broader patterns or moral concerns, such as reflecting on predation and grooming from Roblox account sales (“isso pode ser um grande acesso fácil a predadores poderem fazer grooming de menores…”) or criticizing how some people use labels like "shota" to avoid facing pedophilia (“As vezes eu penso q os japoneses só criaram o termo shota só pra não se admitirem pedófilos”). Their values-driven, emotional tone points strongly to feeling (F): they react with intense moral judgment and empathy-related outrage, e.g. about zoophilia on TikTok (“Tiktok eh um poço de podridão mds, assume q vc eh zoófila logo mana”) or a YouTuber showing a woman beating another with a dead dog (“ele mostrou um vídeo de uma mulher batendo com um cachorro MORTO…”). They appear more perceiving (P) than judging, with lots of impulsive, in‑the‑moment reactions, chaotic sleep, and lack of structured planning (e.g. oversleeping a full day, complaining about laziness and weird muscle sensations: “Aquele período anual q acontece quando você fica com tanta preguiça q seus músculos começam a ficar com uma sensação estranha”), plus procrastinating school work to avoid being expelled from a house (“dei uma nota ruim… e ainda fingi que eu ia entregar um trabalho na escola só pra ficar inativa…”). Taken together—value‑heavy rants, focus on ethics and fairness, imaginative exaggerations, and somewhat disorganized lifestyle—INFP fits better than the more structured, planning-focused FP alternatives.

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K‑pop, Roblox, and internet drama analyst. Once accidentally slept 12 hours straight and still logged on to complain about TikTok.– @softkiiks

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little cursed, just like planning a ritual in Madureira in “Encontrinho pra fazer macumba pra melanie martinez flopar morrer de desgosto em madureira !! 🚨”, so the base is fiery cachaça with chili. The electric blue curaçao nods to their K-pop / internet-core aesthetic and the NewJeans–LOONA–æspa stan life from their location and stanning moments like “Kim lip, choerry e jinsoul”. Guaraná soda keeps the drink hyper, wired, and very Brazilian, echoing their timeline energy when they’re raging about TikTok and Roblox in “Tiktok eh um poço de podridão mds, assume q vc eh zoófila logo mana” and “Descobri q tem gente vendendo conta de tal idade no roblox...”. A sharp dash of espresso captures their unfiltered, viciously awake commentary when they say things like “não aguento mais essa merda passar na minha timeline toda hora...”. Finally, the charcoal-black sugar rim is a dark little joke about their hate-core persona as “maior hater do tarzzan,” perfectly summarized by “Meu sonho é ir pra um show do adp ... pra só depois ... eu dar um tapa na cara do tarzzan”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a sharp, often ruthless way of engaging with people and topics, which lines up strongly with Slytherin’s blunt, self-preserving edge. They frequently express open hostility and a desire for retribution, like wishing death on Luísa Sonza in an extremely aggressive rant: “por favor luisa sonsa se mate sua cadela filha da puta de merda. Vai usar essa ia no seu cu preto pra ver se o chatgpt gera imagem dele clareado sua merda”, or fantasizing about physically attacking a performer: “meu sonho é ir pra um show do adp e ficar de fone o show inteiro, pra só depois quando eles estiverem saindo eu dar um tapa na cara do tarzzan”. They also display a calculated, almost strategic approach to social situations, such as intentionally dodging house responsibilities by faking school work: “Quando eu dei uma nota ruim pra uma house (e com razão), e ainda fingi que eu ia entregar um trabalho na escola só pra ficar inativa e não ser expulsa da house”. At the same time, they’re highly reactive and driven by strong likes/dislikes, as with obsessing over online drama: “Tô gag como o ismael/ismeiow (um dos meus youtubers favoritos) conseguir uma treta nova mensalmente”. While there is some sense of fairness and protection (calling out predatory or manipulative behavior), the dominant pattern is intense defensiveness, cutting insults, and opportunistic self‑preservation—all hallmark Slytherin traits.

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A well‑suited song for @softkiiks is Primadonna by MARINA, because it matches their dramatic, self-aware, and very online persona. They constantly lean into exaggerated reactions and over-the-top humor, like when they wrote “MINHA ARTISTA FAVORITA RESPONDEU EU VOU GOZAR” and “To com tanta preguiça q nem to mais com vontade de gozar mds”, echoing the song’s hyperbolic emotional swings. Their mix of vanity and self-deprecation shows up in posts such as “Minha cinturinha ta sumindo e eu só comi 2 pedaços de bolo e 4 brigadeiros” and “Meu sonho é ser que nem a ismeiow, fazer 50 merdas em um mês e ainda ser defendida”, which fits the song’s themes of wanting attention and indulgence while knowing it’s a bit messy. They’re also very opinionated, chaotic, and unfiltered, like in “Me da raiva ver q o conteúdo daquela gay que só hita falando q quer dar/ja deu o cu… e ainda sim tem milhares de seguidores” and “Vai toma no cu gente com mil utts, porra escolhe um logo songamonga”, mirroring the unapologetic confidence and attitude in the lyrics. Overall, Primadonna captures their blend of campy drama, self-conscious vanity, and sharp-tongued commentary on internet culture.

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