Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective: Shows concern about minors’ safety online, e.g. warning about grooming risk in Roblox account sales in “Descobri q tem gente vendendo conta de tal idade no roblox, isso pode ser um grande acesso fácil a predadores poderem fazer grooming de menores de 9 anos no roblox”.
- Socially-aware: Criticizes political hypocrisy and harmful content, like calling out Nikolas Ferreira using a dog case for politics in “Nikolas ferreira usando propaganda política pra falar do caso do cachorro orelha…” and questioning creators who exploit vulnerable people in “Vamos fingir que essa conta não tem o intuito de usar imagem de pessoas com algum problema…”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and absurdity for jokes, like the exaggerated ‘macumba’ meetup against Melanie Martinez in “🚨 Encontrinho pra fazer macumba pra melanie martinez flopar morrer de desgosto em madureira !! 🚨” and mocking shipping with a football player in “Nunca pensei q meu acabamento diário de hoje sera ver uma pessoa se shipar com jogador de futebol real existente no tiktok…”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about family, sleep, and daily frustrations, like the tooth-brushing argument with their mother in “Minha mãe veio as 4 da manhã perguntar se eu escovei os dentes…” and feeling like a zombie after sleeping all day in “Eu dormi desde as 10 da manhã até as 10 da noite ontem, eu tava me sentindo um zumbi”.
- Critical-thinker: Questions narratives and fan behavior, such as doubting TikTok hate against KATSEYE in “Eu não entendo o motivo do povo do tiktok falar q odeia o katssye, sendo q elas nem fizeram nada” and analyzing how haters sustain discussion around ADP in “Se o adp não tivesse haters não teria ngm falando deles (de qualquer maneira)”.
Weaknesses:
- Verbal-aggression: Uses extremely hostile insults and death wishes, e.g. telling Luísa Sonza to kill herself with racist slurs in “não aguento mais essa merda passar na minha timeline toda hora… por favor luisa sonsa se mate sua cadela filha da puta de merda…”.
- Harsh-judgment: Quickly labels people and content in extreme terms, like calling someone ‘zoófila’ over TikTok behavior in “Tiktok eh um poço de podridão mds, assume q vc eh zoófila logo mana” and dismissing a creator as only ‘talking about giving ass’ in “Me da raiva ver q o conteúdo daquela gay que só hita falando q quer dar/ja deu o cu…”.
- Coarse-language: Relies heavily on profanity and graphic terms, such as describing their mother’s boyfriend and home situation crudely in “To pensando em sair de casa por uns minutos porque minha mãe fica trepando toda hora com o namorado dela…” and frequent use of “vai tomar no cu” in “Vai toma no cu gente com mil utts…”.
- Cynical-attitude: Often assumes the worst of people or platforms, like calling TikTok a “pit of rot” in “Tiktok eh um poço de podridão mds…” and mocking shota culture purely as a pedophilia cover in “As vezes eu penso q os japoneses só criaram o termo shota só pra não se admitirem pedófilos”.
- Hostile-stan-culture: Engages in extreme fan discourse, like fantasizing about slapping Tarzzan after an ADP show in “Meu sonho é ir pra um show do adp e ficar de fone o show inteiro… pra só depois quando eles estiverem saindo eu dar um tapa na cara do tarzzan” and framing themselves proudly as a major ‘hater’ in bio (“fui a maior hater do tarzzan”).
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa grew up extremely online and foul‑mouthed. Like Lisa, they’re politically aware and critical of injustice, calling out exploitative or harmful behavior on social media, such as warning about grooming on Roblox in “Descobri q tem gente vendendo conta de tal idade no roblox, isso pode ser um grande acesso fácil a predadores poderem fazer grooming de menores de 9 anos no roblox” and criticizing people profiting off others’ problems in “Vamos fingir que essa conta não tem o intuito de usar imagem de pessoas com algum problema pra gerar hate e ganhar dinheiro em cima disso”. Like Lisa’s intense opinions about media and ethics, they have strong, articulate takes on creators and internet culture, for example “Tô gag como o ismael/ismeiow… mostrou um vídeo de uma mulher batendo com um cachorro MORTO na cara de outra mulher”. At the same time, they’re deeply fannish and nerdy about pop culture and music—gushing in “MINHA ARTISTA FAVORITA RESPONDEU EU VOU GOZAR” and obsessing over k‑pop and niche internet drama—which mirrors Lisa’s passionate hyperfixations, just in a more chaotic, adult, and explicitly queer register.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets are about their own inner reactions, online dramas, and home life rather than parties or big social circles, like when they complain about their mom checking if they brushed their teeth (“Minha mãe veio as 4 da manhã perguntar se eu escovei os dentes…”) or feeling like a zombie after oversleeping (“Eu dormi desde as 10 da manhã até as 10 da noite ontem…”). They lean intuitive (N) because they often jump from specific events to broader patterns or moral concerns, such as reflecting on predation and grooming from Roblox account sales (“isso pode ser um grande acesso fácil a predadores poderem fazer grooming de menores…”) or criticizing how some people use labels like "shota" to avoid facing pedophilia (“As vezes eu penso q os japoneses só criaram o termo shota só pra não se admitirem pedófilos”). Their values-driven, emotional tone points strongly to feeling (F): they react with intense moral judgment and empathy-related outrage, e.g. about zoophilia on TikTok (“Tiktok eh um poço de podridão mds, assume q vc eh zoófila logo mana”) or a YouTuber showing a woman beating another with a dead dog (“ele mostrou um vídeo de uma mulher batendo com um cachorro MORTO…”). They appear more perceiving (P) than judging, with lots of impulsive, in‑the‑moment reactions, chaotic sleep, and lack of structured planning (e.g. oversleeping a full day, complaining about laziness and weird muscle sensations: “Aquele período anual q acontece quando você fica com tanta preguiça q seus músculos começam a ficar com uma sensação estranha”), plus procrastinating school work to avoid being expelled from a house (“dei uma nota ruim… e ainda fingi que eu ia entregar um trabalho na escola só pra ficar inativa…”). Taken together—value‑heavy rants, focus on ethics and fairness, imaginative exaggerations, and somewhat disorganized lifestyle—INFP fits better than the more structured, planning-focused FP alternatives.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your mom checks if your toothbrush is wet at 4 a.m., so I’m just checking too: did you brush up on how dangerous it is to be that cute on the timeline, or is that natural?
- If Katseye is ‘do diabo’ and Internet Girl hurt your ears, I volunteer as your personal A&R: I’ll filter all the cursed songs so the only thing stuck in your head is me.
- You went from ‘biggest Tarzzan hater’ to defending NewJeans, Kate Bush and LOOΠΔ with your whole chest—honestly, that loyalty is hotter than any fancam on your acervo.
- You complain about your phone charger, Hello Kitty case, and shipping from São Paulo to Rio before Campinas… if you want, I can be the one thing in your life that actually arrives where it’s supposed to: right in your arms.
- You sleep 12 hours straight, fight zoofilia accounts, warn people about Discord scams, and still have energy to drag TikTok and Twitter clowns—how about you rest a bit and let me be the one obsessing over you instead?
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K‑pop, Roblox, and internet drama analyst. Once accidentally slept 12 hours straight and still logged on to complain about TikTok.– @softkiiks
Your signature cocktail
Macumba High-Speed Internet Girl
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little cursed, just like planning a ritual in Madureira in “Encontrinho pra fazer macumba pra melanie martinez flopar morrer de desgosto em madureira !! 🚨”, so the base is fiery cachaça with chili. The electric blue curaçao nods to their K-pop / internet-core aesthetic and the NewJeans–LOONA–æspa stan life from their location and stanning moments like “Kim lip, choerry e jinsoul”. Guaraná soda keeps the drink hyper, wired, and very Brazilian, echoing their timeline energy when they’re raging about TikTok and Roblox in “Tiktok eh um poço de podridão mds, assume q vc eh zoófila logo mana” and “Descobri q tem gente vendendo conta de tal idade no roblox...”. A sharp dash of espresso captures their unfiltered, viciously awake commentary when they say things like “não aguento mais essa merda passar na minha timeline toda hora...”. Finally, the charcoal-black sugar rim is a dark little joke about their hate-core persona as “maior hater do tarzzan,” perfectly summarized by “Meu sonho é ir pra um show do adp ... pra só depois ... eu dar um tapa na cara do tarzzan”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a sharp, often ruthless way of engaging with people and topics, which lines up strongly with Slytherin’s blunt, self-preserving edge. They frequently express open hostility and a desire for retribution, like wishing death on Luísa Sonza in an extremely aggressive rant: “por favor luisa sonsa se mate sua cadela filha da puta de merda. Vai usar essa ia no seu cu preto pra ver se o chatgpt gera imagem dele clareado sua merda”, or fantasizing about physically attacking a performer: “meu sonho é ir pra um show do adp e ficar de fone o show inteiro, pra só depois quando eles estiverem saindo eu dar um tapa na cara do tarzzan”. They also display a calculated, almost strategic approach to social situations, such as intentionally dodging house responsibilities by faking school work: “Quando eu dei uma nota ruim pra uma house (e com razão), e ainda fingi que eu ia entregar um trabalho na escola só pra ficar inativa e não ser expulsa da house”. At the same time, they’re highly reactive and driven by strong likes/dislikes, as with obsessing over online drama: “Tô gag como o ismael/ismeiow (um dos meus youtubers favoritos) conseguir uma treta nova mensalmente”. While there is some sense of fairness and protection (calling out predatory or manipulative behavior), the dominant pattern is intense defensiveness, cutting insults, and opportunistic self‑preservation—all hallmark Slytherin traits.
Your movie
Your song
Primadonna - MARINA
A well‑suited song for @softkiiks is Primadonna by MARINA, because it matches their dramatic, self-aware, and very online persona. They constantly lean into exaggerated reactions and over-the-top humor, like when they wrote “MINHA ARTISTA FAVORITA RESPONDEU EU VOU GOZAR” and “To com tanta preguiça q nem to mais com vontade de gozar mds”, echoing the song’s hyperbolic emotional swings. Their mix of vanity and self-deprecation shows up in posts such as “Minha cinturinha ta sumindo e eu só comi 2 pedaços de bolo e 4 brigadeiros” and “Meu sonho é ser que nem a ismeiow, fazer 50 merdas em um mês e ainda ser defendida”, which fits the song’s themes of wanting attention and indulgence while knowing it’s a bit messy. They’re also very opinionated, chaotic, and unfiltered, like in “Me da raiva ver q o conteúdo daquela gay que só hita falando q quer dar/ja deu o cu… e ainda sim tem milhares de seguidores” and “Vai toma no cu gente com mil utts, porra escolhe um logo songamonga”, mirroring the unapologetic confidence and attitude in the lyrics. Overall, Primadonna captures their blend of campy drama, self-conscious vanity, and sharp-tongued commentary on internet culture.
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