Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly reflects on her own mental state and emptiness, e.g. “geralmente quando perguntam como eu vou… estou uma merda… eu não sei”.
- Affectionate: Describes herself as very caring with people she loves, e.g. “eu sou uma pessoa extremamente carinhosa c qualquer pessoa que eu tenha o minimo de amor por”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and absurdity in stressful moments, like “to ficando louca alucinada maluca doida… INSANA serio mesmo” and laughing at tweets she finds “perfeito”.
- Self-expressive: Values Twitter as a space to talk about herself honestly, e.g. “posso falar de mim o quanto eu quiser sem me sentir narcisista”.
- Perceptive: Makes sharp observations about people and feelings, such as “inteligencia ≠ sabedoria isso me irrita” and “oq a gente acha que e presente de Deus as vzs veio do inferno pra t ferrar”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeatedly mentions wanting euthanasia or to die, e.g. “eu preciso de uma eutanasia agora agora agora agora agora” and “vou me matar”.
- Low self-esteem: Talks harshly about herself, like “nossa vei vsfd eu sou uma inutik msm” and feeling useless or alone in multiple tweets.
- Impulsive: Shows impulsive behavior with money and decisions, e.g. “eu comprei 5 fones esse mes e perdi 2… acabei de comprar meu 5°”.
- Volatile-mood: Swings between loving life and feeling awful, e.g. “mds eu amo a minha vida” vs. “meu sonho e dormir pra sempre todo o sempre”.
- Hostile-language: Uses aggressive or extreme phrasing toward others, like “pra mim todo falso esotérico deveria se matar” and insults toward groups and individuals.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely introspective, oscillating between feeling emotionally overwhelmed and still overthinking everything. This user shows the same pattern of existential spiraling and self-awareness, like when they say “geralmente quando perguntam como eu vou a resposta seria 'uma merda'… – eu não sei” and “i wonder 'whats its all for?' 'is this the girl i adored?'”. Like Lisa, they’re sensitive and crave meaningful connection, but often feel alienated: “mds eu sinto wue nao tenho um amigo” and “to com saudades do meu melhor amigo”. There’s also a strong moral/emotional seriousness under the jokes, visible in things like “inteligencia ≠ sabedoria isso me irrita” and their rants about people not taking things seriously. At the same time, they’re very emotionally literate, processing everything through art and media—Mitski, BoJack, sad songs—like in “escutar mitski eh tipo ter uma recaída meudeus” and multiple BoJack quotes, which mirrors Lisa using books and music to make sense of her feelings. The mix of precocious insight, depressive undertones, and a frustrated sense of not fitting in makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: many tweets describe feeling alone or disconnected, like “mds eu sinto wue nao tenho um amigo” and “geralmente quando perguntam como eu vou a resposta seria 'uma merda'… entao se eu digo – estou uma merda perguntam – porque? oque houve? ai eu tenho q responde – eu não sei”, and they often process feelings via music and TV rather than direct social attention. They appear strongly iNtuitive, frequently using metaphor, lyrics, and existential reflection instead of concrete details, as in “oq a gente acha que e presente de Deus as vzs veio do inferno pra t ferrar… em agosto, meu inferno é gelado” and their repeated quotes from Bojack Horseman like “do you think its too late for me?… its not too late diane i need you to tell me its not too late”. They clearly prioritize Feeling: their tweets are emotionally expressive and value-laden, for example “eu sou uma pessoa extremamente carinhosa c qualquer pessoa que eu tenha o minimo de amor por” and “nao é q eu nao te ame mais eu só to meio perdida tem algo em mim q nao se satisfaz”, along with moral judgments like “o pior tipo de pessoa é quem n sabe levar nada a serio”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they show impulsivity and lack of planning (“acho q se eu tivesse bipolaridade eu taria em fase hipomaniaca pq eu comprei 5 fones esse mes e perdi 2”), messy emotional ups and downs (“to ficando louca alucinada maluca… INSANA serio mesmo”), and a tendency to let life happen rather than organize it. The combination of introspective loneliness, heavy identification with melancholy media (Mitski, Bojack Horseman), idealistic/moral language, and spontaneous, emotional tweeting aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said listening to Mitski feels like a relapse — if we ever date, I promise to be the one thing in your life that doesn’t remind you of ‘Nobody’ on loop.
- As a fellow BoJack enjoyer, I volunteer to be your Diane: when you ask, ‘It’s not too late for me, right, Diane?’, I’ll just kiss you and say, ‘Not if we start with a drink right now.’
- You tweeted that usually when people ask how you are, the real answer is ‘a mess’ with no reason… if you ever say that to me, I’ll just ask, ‘Wanna be a mess together and scream Legião Urbana lyrics at 2 a.m.?’
- You said Taylor Swift stans would like someone else if they thought more — so if you ever start thinking too much, it’s only fair you end up being a fan of me instead.
- You once joked that your dream is to sleep forever; I can’t give you eternal sleep, but I can offer eternally falling asleep on my chest while we overanalyze sad songs and complain about school trips and lost headphones.
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Teenage BoJack scholar. Crying to Mitski, laughing at my own chaos. Once said “eba” in a room of men and never recovered.– @softnotstill
Your signature cocktail
Liquor Before Tears
This cocktail starts with a cachaça shot for the chaotic party self who said they’re “living life raw” with booze and hookups before swearing off everything in “to vivendo a vida no pelo sem fumar sem beber sem beijar sem fuder sem nada” and the bio line “liquor before beer, never fear — dont do heroin.” A cheap beer topper nods to the messy teenage vibes, school trips, and drunk misunderstandings in “?minha mae achando q eu me embebedei” and the eternal “vou parar de usar essa conta inútil” energy of “vou parar de usar essa conta inutil”. Maraschino cherry syrup adds sweetness for the overly affectionate, soft side from “eu sou uma pessoa extremamente carinhosa c qualquer pessoa que eu tenha o minimo de amor por”, the love for cats in “o tanto que eu amo esses gatinhos nao ta escrito”, and the nostalgic music-crush tweets like “eu mataria pra ter a sensação de ouvir indios acustico ao vivo pela primeira vez”. A splash of tonic water brings bitterness for the depressive spiral and existential dread in “meu sonho e dormir pra sempre todo o sempre” and the BoJack-quoting self-awareness of “do you think its too late for me? ... its not too late diane”. Finally, a lemon peel twist represents their sharp, ranty humor and quick call-outs, like “inteligencia ≠ sabedoria isso me irrita” and “o pior tipo de pessoa é quem n sabe levar nada a serio”, giving the drink a bright sting that hits after the sweetness—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Lyra reads as highly emotional, impulsive, and willing to throw herself head‑first into intense experiences, which aligns strongly with Gryffindor. There’s a reckless, performative honesty and dark humor in things like “energia joule tempo porra eu to ficando louca… eu nao to bem eu preciso de uma eutanasia agora agora agora agora agora” and “eu fico mal por ser ausente mas nunca faço nd sobre mds do ceu vou me matar”, showing a tendency to dramatize feelings rather than hide them. She’s confrontational about what irritates her or what she believes, e.g. “o pior tipo de pessoa é quem n sabe levar nada a serio eu brinco, rio e faço piada mais que qualquer um mas eu sei diferenciar beleza e genuinidade e piadas e oq é engraçado” and “inteligencia ≠ sabedoria isso me irrita”, which is very in‑line with a Gryffindor’s moral bluntness. Her self-destructive streak and love of partying (“bebo pinga e jogo umas ideia fora essa é a vida que eu to vivendo”, “essa madrugada RENDEU migas”) echo Gryffindor recklessness more than Slytherin calculation or Hufflepuff steadiness. Even her affection and loyalty are loud and dramatic—like “to com saudades do meu melhor amigo” and the way she clings to fictional narratives from BoJack Horseman (“do you think its too late for me?… its not too late diane i need you to tell me its not too late”)—showing a heart-on-sleeve bravery in confronting pain rather than quietly enduring it.
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Your song
Nobody - Mitski
A song that fits them best is Nobody by Mitski. They explicitly connect deeply with Mitski’s music, saying that listening to her feels like a relapse: “escutar mitski eh tipo ter uma recaída meudeus”, which mirrors the song’s themes of emotional spiral and vulnerability. Their timeline mixes humor and despair, like “geralmente quando perguntam como eu vou a resposta seria 'uma merda'… – eu não sei” and “meu sonho e dormir pra sempre todo o sempre”, much like the song’s lonely, looping plea of “nobody.” They often express feeling lost or wrong for others, as in “mas n tem problema tu vai achar algm melhor… eu n sou certo nem p mim” and “mds eu sinto wue nao tenho um amigo”, which aligns with the song’s longing for connection. Even when they joke about being “insane” or “not well,” such as “energia joule tempo… eu nao to bem eu preciso de uma eutanasia agora agora agora agora”, it reflects the same intense, melodramatic emotional core Mitski channels in Nobody.
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