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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, sharp, principled nerd with strong niche interests, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa’s hyper-focus on her passions, they’re intensely devoted to specific media and games, from Dead by Daylight and horror to The 1975, as seen in posts like “listening to any of the 1975 eps late at night is a vibe that cant be matched” and “after 8 months i finally reached p100 on cheryl/james”. Lisa’s also outspoken and morally reactive, which fits their willingness to call out people or behavior bluntly, such as “im so tired of people on twitter twisting his words and the things he does because every twitter user is chronically online and believes everything they see on the internet without doing the slightest bit of research.” and “i know men are prone to harass you if youre a girl in overwatch voice chat, but experiencing it first hand is so nasty”. Their mix of sensitivity, sardonic humor, and being a bit combative online, like “me when im at the chronically online loser competition and this guy is my opponent”, matches Lisa’s combination of idealism, snark, and feeling smarter or more aware than the chaos around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Introverted (I) than extroverted: most of their joy and commentary is around solitary or small-group activities like Dead by Daylight and horror games, and when they talk about social situations it’s often negative or draining, like harassment in voice chat in Overwatch (“i know men are prone to harass you if youre a girl in overwatch voice chat, but experiencing it first hand is so nasty”), rather than about big social gatherings. Their interests and language lean strongly Intuitive (N): they’re drawn to story-heavy, atmospheric media (Silent Hill, Life is Strange, The 1975), and they often react to ideas or vibes rather than concrete details, e.g. framing a film adaptation in terms of whether it captures the ‘feel’ of the game (“this shit better not be buns and do my fav game justice in a film adaptation 😞”). They show a clear Feeling (F) orientation: their tweets are emotionally charged and value-driven, whether it’s disgust at harassment, earnest affection for characters (“my 2nd p100! dwight fairfield i love you so much you are so ugly and dumb i love you”), or direct moral outrage at people they dislike (“melted monkey brain twitter users follow this person btw”). The mix of strong values, idealism and occasional harshness (like the extreme insult in “i mean this genuinely: please k!ll yourself and livestream it for entertainment”) fits an Fi-user who reacts from personal conviction. Finally, their life seems more Perceiving (P) than judging: they complain about game queues, randoms, and matchmaking chaos (“sat in 2v8 killer queue just to get kicked out”), and their timeline feels spontaneous, mood-driven and reactive rather than structured or planned, even when working slowly toward long-term goals like p100 on characters (“after 8 months i finally reached p100 on cheryl/james”). Altogether, a passionate, introspective gamer with strong personal values and a vibe-driven, spontaneous online presence most closely matches INFP.

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Lesbian horror nerd with 2.1k hours in DBD and no regrets. Once queued 2v8 for 10 minutes just to get kicked. Games, The 1975, and a bit of yelling.– @softxxsound

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged, just like someone with “2.1k hours on dbd (unfortunately)” in their bio and tweets about “my killer mains 💋💋💋”, so the smoky mezcal shot stands in for endless nights in the fog. The blackberry-rose syrup is dark, sweet, and undeniably sapphic, a nod to their location line “lesbian // any prns // 21” and posts like “a lesbian ship”. Cold brew coffee ice cubes capture the chronically-online, horror-fan insomnia energy of marathoning games like “i just played resident evil 0 for like 7 hours my brain is so fried”. A dash of absinthe mist adds a sharp, slightly cruel edge for tweets like “i mean this genuinely: please k!ll yourself and livestream it for entertainment” and “me when im in a sociopath competition and a taylor swift fan is my opponent”. Finally, sparkling blood orange soda brings a bright, fizzy horror-movie red to match their excitement over milestones like “after 8 months i finally reached p100 on cheryl/james” and their hyped-up 1975 fangirl moments such as “MATTY!!!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Sienna reads primarily as Slytherin: sharp, confrontational, and very focused on calling people out and defending her own. Her willingness to go nuclear on someone she dislikes — for example, telling a person “i mean this genuinely: please k!ll yourself and livestream it for entertainment” — shows an aggressive, ends-justify-the-means approach that aligns more with Slytherin ruthlessness than Gryffindor idealism. She’s intensely protective of the people and media she cares about, defending her faves and attacking bad actors, like when she complains that people twist someone’s actions because “every twitter user is chronically online and believes everything they see” in this quote tweet, or when she reports “weird and gross usernames” in this tweet. There’s also a strong self-preservation and vengeful streak in posts like “the fiery pits of hell will open in 5 days to swallow you whole” and her enjoyment of being a “pro tunneler” in games in this tweet, showing she’s comfortable being the villain if it gets results. While she clearly has loyalty and humor, the dominant pattern is calculated meanness, protective aggression, and pride in being a bit of a menace — all classic Slytherin traits.

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The song that best suits them is Somebody Else by The 1975, since they’re clearly obsessed with both the band and this specific track. They directly reference it multiple times, like posting “somebody else by the 1975” and admitting “i think about the somebody else music video at least like 3 times a day, maybe more”. The song’s mix of melancholy, yearning, and slightly messy emotional honesty fits their vibe: a horror-loving lesbian who jokes crudely, vents about games, and still gets soft over music and characters, like when they write “park that car… drop that phone… sleep on the floor… dream about me…”. Their timeline blends snark and vulnerability, similar to the song’s themes of longing, jealousy, and trying to act detached while clearly still caring.

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