Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-aware: They follow global events and injustices closely, e.g. discussing Iran and Gaza casualties in “I have no words. In Iran, an estimated 22,490 to 36,500 people have been murdered by the state…” and critiquing UK politics in “I don’t think the reform voter base will be particularly pleased…”.
- Values-driven: They state clear principles like trans rights, anti-ICE, and solidarity with oppressed groups in “just to be clear: fuck ice free ukraine free palestine free congo free iran…”.
- Humor-oriented: They regularly use jokes and absurdity, e.g. fantasising about becoming a ‘poster boy’ in “i wanna have an account where i post really outrageous stuff…” and mocking streaming drama in “this song is a fucking autoplay fraud @JoeBiden FIX THIS MESS”.
- Emotionally-expressive: They openly share feelings about stress, joy, and hurt, such as academic overwhelm in “i have no motivation to study because whenever i go to i get overwhelmed…” and physical discomfort in “waking up and it hurts to use your eyes❤️”.
- Pop-culture-savvy: They actively engage with music, awards, and fandoms, analysing Taylor Swift, Grammys, and streaming stats in threads like “taylor swift albums++ discography: 1989 1990 1991…” and “who i think should win in each grammy category…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: They often attack individuals with insults rather than arguments, e.g. “absolute mess. never show yourself in public again” and “disgusting photo + she never said that + 500k filtered streams + fraud”.
- Hostile-language: They use aggressive or demeaning phrasing, such as “andrew tit no one is taking you serious” and calling someone a “soy boy bottom” in “@Nigel_Farage the soy boy bottom loves a top’s milkshake”.
- Study-avoidant: They acknowledge procrastination and demotivation toward coursework, as seen in “i have no motivation to study because whenever i go to i get overwhelmed…” and doing overdue work in “doing some coursework that was due over a month ago.”.
- AI-inconsistent: They fluctuate between critiquing AI and enthusiastically using it, e.g. “ai needs to be banned” while also posting “HELP I CANT STOP MAKING AI MUSIC😭😭😭” and complaining about AI tweets in “why are we writing tweets with AI now”.
- Impulsive-posting: They share thoughts that could backfire socially or reputationally, like wanting to be known for “outrageous stuff” tied to their real life in “i wanna have an account where i post really outrageous stuff and then have it connected to my irl…” and graphic jokes about public figures in “@Nigel_Farage takes milkshake like a good boy.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: politically aware, outspoken, and a bit of a pop‑culture nerd. They frequently advocate for social justice and oppressed groups, just like Lisa, for example: “just to be clear: fuck ice free ukraine free palestine free congo free iran free all other oppressed peoples … trans rights are human rights immigration isn’t the problem when there are more guns than people” and “I have no words. In Iran, an estimated 22,490 to 36,500 people have been murdered by the state…”. They’re also very online and intellectual about pop, obsessing over charts and awards in a slightly nerdy way, as seen in “who i think should win in each grammy category:” and long Taylor Swift breakdowns like “taylor swift albums++ discography:”. The mix of earnest concern and sharp snark—e.g. “Suella Braverman, known for her truth honesty.” and “Another white US citizen was just murdered on the streets of minneapolis. Wonder how many more it’ll take for MAGAts to realise they’re not safe either.”—also feels very Lisa: morally serious but acerbic. Finally, their occasional anxiety and overwhelm about studying, like “i have no motivation to study because whenever i go to i get overwhelmed by the sheer amount of content in my course”, fits Lisa’s high‑strung, overthinking student energy more than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, reactive to discourse, and performative, often imagining an audience and wanting to be seen as a “poster boy of something” in “i wanna have an account where i post really outrageous stuff and then have it connected to my irl…”, plus joking about wanting to get a boy pregnant in “i wanna get this boy pregnant but he kinda doesn’t know i exist…”. They’re strongly iNtuitive, drawn to concepts, hypotheticals, and patterns rather than concrete step‑by‑step detail: political and social commentary like “just to be clear: fuck ice free ukraine free palestine free congo free iran…” and reflections on AI culture in “why are we writing tweets with AI now” show big‑picture, idea‑level engagement. Their stance is clearly Feeling: they prioritize values and empathy, reacting emotionally to injustice in “this is quite saddening” and “I have no words. In Iran, an estimated 22,490 to 36,500 people have been murdered by the state…”, and centering moral positions like “trans rights are human rights” in the same values tweet. They appear Perceiving rather than structured: they admit procrastination and disorganization in “doing some coursework that was due over a month ago. gotta record a video…” and feeling overwhelmed by study in “whenever i go to i get overwhelmed by the sheer amount of content in my course…”, plus lots of impulsive, in‑the‑moment reactions (music chart numbers, politics, pop culture). The combination of high‑energy social joking, values‑driven activism, imaginative tangents (AI music, surreal dreams, cult‑like Grammys) and loose planning fits ENFP best: expressive, idealistic, and spontaneous.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you hallucinate fake Pop Base tweets when you’re half asleep… if your brain can invent timelines that funny, imagine what we could come up with fully awake on a doomscroll date.
- You’re out here ranking ‘the bolter > the albatross > the black dog > the manuscript’ and doing taynumerology while defending Taylor on TikTok—can I apply to be your least controversial opinion of 2026?
- You saw the northern lights on a random Monday and still came back to argue about Spotify fraud and ‘End of Beginning’ streams—anyone who can balance cosmic beauty with chart rage is exactly my kind of person.
- For someone who says they have ‘no motivation to study’ because there’s too much content, you seem awfully dedicated to politics, AI discourse, Palestine/Iran/Ukraine/Congo, AND stan culture… teach me how to care that much, and I’ll make you coffee while you rant.
- You said Grindr will NEVER be on your phone because you’re ‘not a hoe’—good, I’m not looking for a hookup culture moment anyway. I’m thinking more ‘purity culture > hookup culture’ but with long walks, chaotic Taylor debates, and you laughing at barbs in my DMs.
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Your new Twitter bio
Queer he/him · codes, critiques & defends pop girls · once nearly got run over by a cyclist, still made it home to stream Taylor Swift– @sohighschooI13
Your signature cocktail
The Full-Throttle Swiftie Sour
This cocktail hits like their timeline: chaotic, political, pop‑obsessed, and a little unhinged in the best way, so it starts with overproof rum to match the all‑caps energy of “brand new, full throttle” and spirals like “i think i’m high but like on tylenol if that’s even possible”. Sour cherry liqueur brings drama and stan‑level devotion, perfect for someone mourning “thinking of how we were robbed of ttpd music videos.” and declaring that “taylor could do this… don’t play tonight. fix yo tweet.”. Fresh lemon juice captures their sharp, cutting replies when saying things like “Hi can we stop pitting women against each other xoxo” and calling out creeps with “can somebody check his hard drive”. Glittery simple syrup (sweet, extra, and a bit camp) represents the queer pop‑culture brain that dreams of Grammys cults where “lady gaga won many grammys so it’s ok” and plans to be the “poster boy of something”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt stands for the heavy political grief and world‑awareness behind posts like “free palestine… free iran… free all other oppressed peoples” and “I have no words… an unfathomable number.”, grounding the drink so it’s not just bratty glitter, but also bite and burn.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor energy through how openly and bluntly they defend their beliefs and causes. They take clear, public stances on politics and oppression even when it’s contentious, e.g. their explicit list: “fuck ice free ukraine free palestine free congo free iran free all other oppressed peoples … trans rights are human rights immigration isn’t the problem when there are more guns than people”, which reflects moral courage and a willingness to speak out. They repeatedly call out politicians and right‑wing figures in a mocking, confrontational way, such as “Suella Braverman, known for her truth honesty.” and their mocking thread about Nigel Farage: “@Nigel_Farage takes milkshake like a good boy. @Nigel_Farage the soy boy bottom loves a top’s milkshake.”, which shows a fearless, almost reckless style. There’s also an impulsive, dramatic streak in tweets like “i wanna get this boy pregnant but he kinda doesn’t know i exist” and “HELP I CANT STOP MAKING AI MUSIC😭😭😭”, suggesting they act on strong feelings in the moment. While they have some analytical and political awareness, the dominant pattern is bold, outspoken activism and emotional impulsiveness, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Bejeweled - Taylor Swift
The best fit is Taylor Swift’s “Bejeweled” because they’re unapologetically online, dramatic, and a little chaotic, yet clearly self-aware and proud of it. They openly imagine being a visible, outrageous main character, saying they “wanna have an account where i post really outrageous stuff and then have it connected to my irl… and then everyone thinks im cool and i become the poster boy of something” “i wanna have an account where i post really outrageous stuff…”. Their intense stan energy for Taylor and pop girls in general (“taylor could do this with TIWWCHNT as her song… don’t play tonight. fix yo tweet.” “taylor could do this with TIWWCHNT as her song” and “hearing the imperfections in this demo🥹” “hearing the imperfections in this demo🥹”) mirrors the song’s theme of glittering confidence and pop glamour. At the same time, they’re politically outspoken and values-driven, boldly posting “fuck ice free ukraine free palestine free congo free iran… trans rights are human rights” “just to be clear: fuck ice free ukraine…”, which aligns with the song’s core of knowing your worth and refusing to shrink yourself. Even when they joke about burnout and overwhelm in studying “i have no motivation to study because whenever i go to i get overwhelmed…”, their timeline still sparkles with humor, pop culture, and defiance—exactly the energy of walking into a room and making it “Bejeweled.”
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