Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate gamer: Frequently discusses and reacts strongly to RPGs and other games, e.g., enthusiasm for Persona, Dragon Age, Silent Hill, Bloodborne, FF14, and more: “Persona 3 Portable on PC! It's what I deserve”, “Zack Fair.... I'm waiting for you”.
- Humorously blunt: Uses direct, comedic phrasing and swearing to make points, e.g. “Can I suck dick in the new fire emblem, that's the important question” and “Morgana is still fucking annoying”.
- Socially aware: Comments critically on religion, politics, and social issues, e.g. calling out hypocrisy in Christianity and abortion discourse: “'I can excuse the wide spread abuse and r**e in my faith but I draw the line at women having control of their bodies!!!' Y'all are clowns”.
- Supportive friend: Shows care and humor toward friends, e.g. personalized birthday wish: “Happy birthday @magitekeIite may your dreams be full of tall big bobby white women”.
- Critical thinker: Evaluates media beyond hype, offering structured opinions, e.g. ranked FFXIV expansions for story vs content: “If we're talking story, SHB>EW>HW>ARR>SB. Playable content wise: HW>ARR>SB>SHB>EW” and critiques Persona 5’s narrative: “this story starts off solid but as soon as the first palace is down everything falls to shit”.
Weaknesses:
- Highly negative: Many posts are framed around irritation or disappointment (e.g. “Fuck you Square Enix”: link, “I have nothing positive to say”), which can make their feed feel overwhelmingly negative.
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing that can escalate tension, e.g. “If they do Angela wrong in this Silent Hill 2 remake, I'm gonna break some kneecaps” and “What the fuck is wrong with these people. LEAVE. HER. ALONE.”.
- Quickly dismissive: Often writes off games or content in absolute terms without much nuance in the tweet itself, e.g. “new pokemon was bad but i enjoyed the post game a lot” and “Y'all have hyped this up for a year” in a mocking tone.
- Platform burnout: Expresses strong frustration with Twitter and shifts platforms out of exasperation: “Twitter has gotten so bad I actually logged onto Tumblr for the first time in years and it was so much more bearable” and “Back to tumblr I go”, suggesting social media fatigue.
- Polarizing tone: Bold stances with sharp wording can alienate some people, e.g. criticizing whole playerbases: “WoW players are just going to call you a cock muncher. XIV players are going to try to ruin your life and cause psychological damage” and calling others clowns in faith debates: “Y'all are clowns”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Zach reads first and foremost as a sharp, media-literate nerd with strong opinions and a moral compass, which lines up closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, he’s deeply into his passions (RPGs, niche JRPGs, horror games) and isn’t shy about calling out nonsense, whether it’s game industry decisions like “Stop remastering/remaking games that came out a week ago” or Square Enix with “Fuck you Square Enix”. He mixes that criticism with thoughtful ranking and analysis, as in his detailed FFXIV story/content hierarchy in “If we're talking story, SHB>EW>HW>ARR>SB. Playable content wise: HW>ARR>SB>SHB>EW”, which mirrors Lisa’s analytical, slightly pedantic side. There’s also a strong ethical and political streak: defending Britney Spears with “Britney Spears deserves the world and I will defend her until the end of time” and criticizing religious hypocrisy in “'I can excuse the wide spread abuse and r**e in my faith but I draw the line at women having control of their bodies!!!' Y'all are clowns” is very Lisa-like activism. Finally, his self-aware humor and occasional exasperation with fandoms, such as “Y'all have got to stop doing this shit. Almost fell out of my chair”, fit Lisa’s combination of earnestness, wit, and frustration with the world around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They appear more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets revolve around solitary media consumption—RPGs, horror games, and single‑player titles—rather than social events, and they repeatedly mention retreating to quieter spaces like Tumblr, e.g. “Back to tumblr I go” and “Twitter has gotten so bad I actually logged onto Tumblr for the first time in years and it was so much more bearable 😶”. Their interests and comments point strongly to intuition (N): they focus on franchises, narrative quality, remakes, and industry trends rather than concrete day‑to‑day details, as in their ranking of expansions and story focus in FFXIV: “If we're talking story, SHB>EW>HW>ARR>SB. Playable content wise: HW>ARR>SB>SHB>EW”. They seem more thinking (T) than feeling in decision style: critiques are blunt, analytical, and often critical of design or policy choices, e.g. “Replaying pers0na 5 has reminded me... it's not the masterpiece these bitches wish it was” and their breakdown of healer design in FFXIV: “this forcing healers to only heal thing is stupid… This half assed way to push healers to heal all the while our kits aren't engaging sucks.”. At the same time, they clearly have strong values and moral stances, but those are often framed in a cutting, argument‑driven way, as with religion and bodily autonomy: “'I can excuse the wide spread abuse and r**e in my faith but I draw the line at women having control of their bodies!!!' Y'all are clowns”. Their tone and content lean judging (J): they frequently evaluate, rank, or condemn media and decisions (e.g. “Stop remastering/remaking games that came out a week ago” and “This is hilarious. 2 years in and no plans on any more end game content. What a joke”), suggesting structured standards and firm opinions rather than a go‑with‑the‑flow attitude. Put together—introverted media focus, abstract/franchise‑level thinking, critical and analytical tone, and firm judgments about games and social issues—INTJ is the closest MBTI match.
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JRPG hoarder, horror game apologist, and Final Fantasy healer with opinions. Once replayed Persona 5 just to confirm Morgana is still annoying.– @Soillihcaz
Your signature cocktail
The Bi-Sage Crit (RPG on the Rocks)
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal and espresso base for their intense, sometimes exhausted gamer energy and sharp critique of games like “Replaying pers0na 5 has reminded me… it's not the masterpiece these bitches wish it was” and “This is hilarious. 2 years in and no plans on any more end game content. What a joke”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark-fruity sweetness for their softer, fandom-loving side, like gushing over Dragon Age with “I got the Dragon Age Alistair romance box 😊” and crying over JRPGs in “atelier sophie 2 just ruined me”. A dash of amaro brings in bitterness and depth for their righteous frustration at companies and fandoms in posts like “Fuck you Square Enix” and “Stop remastering/remaking games that came out a week ago”. Ginger-chili syrup captures their spicy, chaotic humor and bisexual thirst, nodding to “Bisexuals are the best for you and your life” and the iconic “Can I suck dick in the new fire emblem, that's the important question”. The lime twist and salt rim reflect their sharp tongue and salty yet caring takes on fandom and faith, like “The worst thing about chr1stianity is the undeserved sense of purity and better than you mindset. And that's coming from a chr1stian lol” and their fierce defense in “Britney Spears deserves the world and I will defend her until the end of time”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Zach consistently shows a sharp, strategic, and self-preserving edge that leans strongly Slytherin. They’re very protective of characters and media they care about, with a threatening, no‑nonsense tone like “If they do Angela wrong in this Silent Hill 2 remake, I'm gonna break some kneecaps”, which reads as fiercely territorial and willing to go to extremes for their standards. They also show a strong sense of us‑vs‑them realism about fandom toxicity, saying “WoW players are just going to call you a cock muncher. XIV players are going to try to ruin your life and cause psychological damage”, which suggests a wary, self‑protective mindset rather than idealism. Their ambition and high standards appear in media takes like “Stop remastering/remaking games that came out a week ago” and “This is hilarious. 2 years in and no plans on any more end game content. What a joke”, reflecting someone who demands more and isn’t afraid to call out incompetence. At the same time, they’re capable of loyalty and intense devotion—e.g., “Britney Spears deserves the world and I will defend her until the end of time”—but this loyalty is selective and almost possessive, which is very Slytherin-coded. Overall, the mix of cutting criticism, fierce protection of their interests, and strategic cynicism points much more to Slytherin than to the more idealistic or purely intellectual houses.
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Your song
Bad Religion - Frank Ocean
They have a sharp, critical but introspective edge that fits the confessional, conflicted tone of Bad Religion. Their frustration with religious hypocrisy and morality politics comes through in posts like “The worst thing about chr1stianity is the undeserved sense of purity and better than you mindset. And that's coming from a chr1stian lol” and “'I can excuse the wide spread abuse and r**e in my faith but I draw the line at women having control of their bodies!!!' Y'all are clowns”, mirroring the song’s theme of wrestling with faith and disillusionment. At the same time, their feed mixes humor, exhaustion, and a kind of emotional burnout with gaming and fandom drama, like “Twitter has gotten so bad I actually logged onto Tumblr for the first time in years and it was so much more bearable 😶”, which aligns with the song’s tired, vulnerable honesty. The way they balance deep feeling with sarcasm and blunt language makes Bad Religion a fitting soundtrack to their online persona.
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