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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, solacetto is socially conscious and vocal about their political convictions, notably supporting the #freepalestine cause and criticizing those who are “'apolitique'”. They share a cynical outlook on authority and social decay, frequently calling out “la montée du fascisme” and expressing frustration with public infrastructure like the “incompétents d'IDF Mobilité”. Despite this edge, they have a deeply soft side for their pets and partner, often posting about their “choupi” cats. Their high-brow interests in art and gaming reflect Lisa’s intellectual nature, while their occasional outbursts about the state of “la france a macron” echo Lisa’s role as the moral compass of The Simpsons.

Your MBTI personality Type
Poivrito exhibits Introversion through a focus on solitary gaming and domestic life with cats, often expressing social exhaustion like when they “don't even have the words” for public discourse. Their Intuition is seen in their abstract, cynical take on societal shifts, such as linking unrelated tweets to the “rise of fascism in France”. They lean toward Feeling, frequently using affectionate language for their partner, “my princess,” and displaying strong moral convictions in their bio and critiques of “tourists” or political injustice. Finally, their Perceiving nature is highlighted by a spontaneous, gamer-centric lifestyle, where they embrace late-night “addiction” to League of Legends and a general disdain for the rigid structure of “40 years” of early morning work.

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Variety streamer & LoL survivor. Once missed a train to stream Outer Wilds; now I just document my cats' conspiracies and the RER D’s downfall. 📍 Serendipity Hills– @solacetto

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This cocktail is a chaotic blend of high-energy gaming and Parisian suburban angst. It captures his dual nature as a devoted boyfriend who tweets “moi tout les matins quand je me leve et que je vois ma princesse a coté de moi” and a frustrated commuter who thinks “t'enchaîne RER D into taf, nan aze”. The strong mezcal base reflects his sharp political stance that “tout les gens que j'ai connu qui étaient 'apolitique' n'ont jamais eu a payer leur loyer”, while the energy syrup fuels his “addiction” to late-night gaming. It’s an experimental drink that perfectly mirrors the life of a man who alternates between calling things “très goatesque” and getting “ban life de monaco”.

Your Hogwarts House
Solacetto embodies Gryffindor’s defining trait of vocal advocacy and standing up for beliefs, as seen in their bio and their sharp critique that “the problem is that now there are far too many Hitl*rs”. They display a classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and willingness to challenge authority, bluntly stating that “all the people I've known who were 'apolitical' never had to pay their rent”. Their fiery temperament often flares up against perceived injustices or incompetence, whether they are blasting “incompetents from IDF Mobilité” or calling out “tiktokers of sh*t who come to bother people who didn't ask for anything”. This combination of social conviction, a protective nature toward their partner, and a raw, unfiltered honesty aligns perfectly with the house of the lion.

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Poivrito's Twitter presence is defined by the sharp friction between the harsh realities of adult life—like navigating the RER and financial stress—and a deep desire for youthful escapism. He often laments the weight of modern responsibilities, noting “une dinguerie de se lever aussi tot comme ca pendant 40 (quarante) ans” and expressing frustration over the “prix des lessives en 2025”. This exhaustion is contrasted with his intense focus on gaming and comfort, where he finds solace in streaming Elden Ring or caring for his cats, whom he calls “mes bebouz”. Ultimately, his profile mirrors the song's theme of missing the simpler days of childhood while being forced to face the 'student loans' and 'incompetent' transport systems of the real world, exemplified when he realizes “2017 c'était il y a 9 ans, voila juste pour vous le rappeler”.

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