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The user’s tweets show extreme low self‑esteem, body‑image shame and suicidal thoughts, such as “i’m ugly and fat … i don’t deserve to live” and “PLEASE KILL ME … I WANT TO DIE”. Milhouse is the classic insecure, “ugly” kid in The Simpsons who constantly feels unwanted, says he’s a loser, and craves love and acceptance (“I will literally do anything you want as long as you love me”). Both the user and Milhouse obsess over being “the worst” and fear rejection, evident in posts like “if i see ONE MORE happy couple im going to kill myself”. Their shared teenage angst and self‑destructive language make Milhouse the closest match among the main Springfield characters.

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The user’s communication is intensely inward‑focused, repeatedly sharing personal anguish (“things will never be better i will never be pretty i am a waste of space i want to end my life…”) which signals introversion. Their language centers on abstract, future‑oriented emotions about self‑worth and mortality (“maybe death is the answer”, “I want to die”) rather than concrete facts, indicating an intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is driven by strong feelings and personal values, evident in emotional outbursts (“I hate you and I hope you get burned alive…”, “please kill me”) showing a feeling (F) style. The posting pattern is erratic, impulsive, and lacks structured planning (“divas i found a bridge… how am i gonna sneak outta my house??”, “IM AT MY FOOKIN LIMIT BRUV”) which aligns with a perceiving (P) orientation.

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17‑y/o gamer & visual‑novel enthusiast 🎮📚 | Black, loves creepypasta & vocaloids | Once turned a Roblox NPC into a pizza 🍕 | #ShedTwt– @solariism_

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The "Shedtwt Sorrow" is a dark, bitter cocktail that captures the turmoil and hopelessness that solariism_ constantly expresses, echoing tweets like "i want to die" and "please kill me". Black vodka and activated charcoal give the drink an inky, opaque body, symbolizing the user's self‑described “waste of space” and the feeling of being “ugly and fat” ("im ugly and fat :( woe is me"). Grapefruit juice adds a sharp, sour bite that mirrors the self‑critical voice in "ill always be ugly" while a splash of simple syrup offers a fleeting, bittersweet hint of longing for love and acceptance found in "i love visual novels". A dash of orange bitters provides a subtle glimmer of hope, like the occasional desire to be heard, reflecting the tweet "IM AT MY FOOKIN LIMIT BRUV🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️" and the paradoxical need for connection despite the darkness.

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The user shows a strong desire for acceptance and community, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s value of loyalty, as seen in the tweet "need me a wigga like this… i will literally do anything you want as long as you love me" and the request "please i need #shedtwt moots". Their constant self‑deprecation and feeling of being an outsider ("i am a waste of space"; "i dont fit in with anybody i should die") reflects the vulnerable honesty often found in Hufflepuff members. While lacking the bold bravery of Gryffindor or the ambition of Slytherin, they repeatedly seek support from others ("my 1 irl is only friends with me outta pitty", "please kill me"). Their reflective, patient introspection ("maybe death is the answer", "i am a failure") further matches Hufflepuff’s patient, caring nature. Therefore, Hufflepuff is the most fitting house.

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The user’s repeated expressions of self‑hatred, feeling ugly, and wanting to die mirror the key lines of Radiohead’s "Creep", especially the refrain "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?". For instance, they tweet "things will never be better i will never be pretty i am a waste of space i want to end my life i am ugly nobody likes me i should jump off of a bridge" and "im ugly and fat :( woe is me", echoing the song's sense of being an outcast. Their constant pleas for death—"please kill me", "i want to die", "im gonna do it"—align with the song's bleak self‑image. Moreover, the user’s interest in "creepypasta" and the word "creep" in their posts adds a thematic link. The song’s melancholic guitar and vulnerable lyrics capture the hopelessness in tweets like "I'm at my limit... I need to die now" and "maybe death is the answer".

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