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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, witty, and always performing for an audience. They thrive on mischief and irreverent humor, like joking about being accused of kidnapping and human trafficking in “Menos de 10 horas em Barcelona e eu já fui acusado de cárcere privado e tráfico humano...” and laughing at their own disastrous love life in “Entro Conto toda a desgraça que é minha vida amorosa...”. There’s also a show-off, adrenaline-seeking side in racing and streaming that feels very Bart: “Flat out training. Ready for 2026.” and “[ THE FOOLISH DRIVER IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ] Monacoo Baby!!!”. Like Bart, they hide real vulnerability and intensity behind jokes and bravado, as seen when they say “I don't need someone who likes me, I need obsession and devotion.” and reflect on painful love in “Ma mère m'a dit un jour que les personnes qui vivent un amour intense en souffrent aussi énormément...”. Even their NSFW teasing and flirtatious chaos, e.g. “' Eu gosto dos meus manhosos e submissos. Se liguem!'”, matches Bart’s rebellious, boundary-pushing spirit, just grown up and turned up to eleven.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with an audience, stream, and share their life with humor and openness, e.g., joking about team banter and lives like “CL16 IS STREAMING NOW: My thoughts about today's race...” and their NSFW alt in “Aos que tiverem interesse, estarei postando mais conteúdos NSFW na minha priv do que aqui...”. They’re clearly Intuitive, frequently using metaphor, symbolism, and introspective lines instead of just plain facts, like “Ma mère m'a dit un jour que les personnes qui vivent un amour intense en souffrent aussi énormément...” and “Pobre Ninfa... Tão obcecada por um amor nunca correspondido...”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling-oriented: they talk about devotion, obsession, love, hurt, and emotional needs in tweets like “I don't need someone who likes me, I need obsession and devotion.” and “You'll suffer from that kind of devotion, Charles...”, prioritizing emotional honesty and relationships over cold logic. On the J–P axis they look more Perceiving: they joke about procrastinating and being late, e.g. “Tomando banho pra ver se eu também tomo vergonha na cara de arrumar minhas malas...” and “Pelo menos a gente 'ta' alguma coisa né... Atrasados é só um detalhe bobo!”, showing a more spontaneous, flexible lifestyle despite having a structured profession. Taken together—the openly social energy, emotional depth, romantic/idealistic language, and somewhat chaotic, go-with-the-flow lifestyle—ENFP fits best.

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F1 driver, streamer & accidental Genshin lore speedrunner. Splitting time between Monaco, paddocks & studio sessions since 1997.– @soldwinther

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with overproof gin infused with sunflower petals to mirror their intensity and devotion, nodding to both Monaco and their line “Vue de la mer à Monaco… Não me tire daqui pois é exatamente onde eu sempre quis estar” and the soft spot in “My favorite son 🌻❤️”. Campari brings the sharp, dramatic bitterness of a driver who admits “A história não mente!” and lives for comebacks like “The first day of a new era.” Sweet vermouth with cherry liqueur adds a seductive, playful sweetness for the NSFW side and lines like “I don't need someone who likes me, I need obsession and devotion.” and their joking about manhosos e submissos in “eu gosto dos meus manhosos e submissos”. An espresso ice cube slowly melts into the drink, fueling late-night grinds like “Aqui em Barcelona são exatamente 2h da manhã e adivinha quem está saindo do circuito agora??” and full-throttle training in “Flat out training. Ready for 2026.”. Finally, the orange twist and checkered-flag pick salute the F1 showman/streamer energy from “[ THE FOOLISH DRIVER IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ] Monacoo Baby!!! 🇲🇨” and their confidence in “Walk in a room and I set the vibe ‼️”, making this a strong, stylish, bitter-sweet classic with an experimental, gamer-pilot twist.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently present themselves as hyper‑ambitious, image‑aware, and driven to win, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin. Their professional identity is built around being a top F1 driver, carrying the team and chasing success: “Quando eu sou míope, mas pelo o biceps está em dia para carregar essa equipe por mais uma temporada...” and “We will push at the maximum to try and bring Ferrari back to the top. It's been quite a few years, so I hope that this one is ours.” show ambition and a desire for greatness. There’s also a sharp, slightly ruthless edge in how they talk about detractors and rivals, as in “Deve ser difícil me odiar e não poder falar que eu sou feio ou que meu carro está ruim (um dos únicos que não bateu ou parou do nada)!!!!”, which reflects Slytherin pride and competitiveness. They frame themselves as a controlled, dangerous presence — the "devil behind the visor" in “O coração tranquilo de quem não tem mais obsessão nenhuma, apenas voltar a ser o diabo por trás da viseira.” — emphasizing persona, power, and self‑preservation. Even their approach to relationships leans into obsession, dominance, and intensity (“I don't need someone who likes me, I need obsession and devotion.”; “Pra namorar comigo, só se for alguém que é mais obcecado por mim do que eu mesmo!”), which mirrors classic Slytherin hunger for deep, possessive bonds and loyalty to those they choose. While there are flashes of loyalty and introspection, the dominant throughline is ambition, edge, and a curated, powerful identity, making Slytherin the best fit.

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The song obsessed fits them because they constantly demand intense, almost unhealthy levels of devotion, just like the song’s narrator — they literally say "I don't need someone who likes me, I need obsession and devotion." and "Pra namorar comigo, só se for alguém que é more obcecado por mim do que eu mesmo!". There’s a strong streak of jealousy, wounded love, and emotional extremes in their timeline, from "Ma mère m'a dit un jour que les personnes qui vivent un amour intense en souffrent aussi énormément..." to "Je pourrais demander un million de choses, mais vous ne seriez même pas capable de me donner le strict minimum...". They oscillate between confidence and vulnerability, mirroring the song’s mix of bravado and insecurity — flexing as the Ferrari star in posts like "We will push at the maximum to try and bring Ferrari back to the top." while also posting lines such as "How can you act like I'm someone you never met?". The NSFW confidence, dramatic romantic narrative, and obsession with being the center of someone’s world all align almost perfectly with the themes and lyrics of obsessed.

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