Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses irony and absurdity to entertain, e.g. joking about being a dictator in “QUE TODOS SE CURVEM PERANTE UMA SOCIEDADE ONDE EU SOU O UNICO DITADOR” and making fun of app crashes as a 'testament' in “Deixarei meu testamento, me digam com o que que vocês querem ficar”.
- Self-aware: Shows awareness of his own image and experiences, like reflecting on living in three decades despite being under 20 in “É muito estranho eu ter vivido em três décadas diferentes e não ter nem 20 anos ainda” and openly stating “Gente, eu sou homem” in his bio.
- Curious: Asks many concrete questions about life and systems, e.g. SISU waiting list in “Gente, como que tira o nome da lista de espera do Sisu?” and Big Brother hair maintenance in “Gente, como que o pessoal no big brother corta o cabelo?”.
- Analytical: Applies reasoning and technical knowledge, especially biology, like critiquing chromosome logic in “Biólogo falando: Não faz sentido? Só tem um cromossomo?” and defining size criteria with a semi-systematic approach in “declaro que pequeno é abaixo de 13”.
- Openly-creative: Enjoys creating and sharing personal projects, e.g. the spreadsheet to rate penises in “Fiz uma planilha pra pontuar o pau das pessoas”, building houses in Heartopia in “Gente, olhem a casinha que eu construí”, and planning to write BL fanfic in “Vou escrever fanfic BL”.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational: Engages in heated conflict and escalates rhetoric, e.g. calling people 'louca' and mocking Bluesky users in “Gente, essa gente é louca 🤐” and attacking an interlocutor as 'cara insuportável' in “Ai, bloqueei. Cara insuportável.”.
- Defensive: Strongly resists criticism and repeatedly seeks validation about not being prejudiced, as seen in “Gente, que ódio KKKKK Eu já argumentei de forma válida que eu não fui bifobico.” and “Gente, mas qual foi o preconceito que eu cometi????”.
- Provocative: Deliberately stirs controversy, e.g. rallying followers to 'invade' Bluesky in “GENTE, VAMOS INVADIR O BLUESKY!!!!!” and equating AI porn with 'inferno' while describing explicit scenarios in “A IA é tipo o inferno, é sofrimento interminável...”.
- Negativity-prone: Focuses on how the world is horrible and dismisses positive framing, e.g. criticizing 'good news' accounts in “Ai, me dá uma raiva essa gente que gostar de ficar forçando que o mundo não é um lugar horrível.” and stating “minha vida é horrível” due to others’ choices in “No caso, minha vida é horrível por conta de escolhas que outras pessoas fizeram”.
- Boundary-blurring: Shares very explicit sexual content and personal frustrations publicly, e.g. rating genitals in “Fiz uma planilha pra pontuar o pau das pessoas”, 'ativo com local' in “Ativo com local”, and “EU QUERO BEBER 3 LITROS DE ENERGÉTICO E COMER ALGUÉM” in “EU QUERO BEBER 3 LITROS DE ENERGÉTICO E COMER ALGUÉM”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, snarky, and attention-loving, but clearly clever underneath. Like Bart, he revels in stirring trouble with performative drama and mock villainy, e.g. “QUE TODOS SE CURVEM PERANTE UMA SOCIEDADE ONDE EU SOU O UNICO DITADOR” and rallying people to “GENTE, VAMOS INVADIR O BLUESKY!!!!!”. He leans into edgy humor and sexuality with lines like “A IA é tipo o inferno, é sofrimento interminável, mas em qual paraíso você veria um twink gostoso dando pra 6 demônios enormes de uma vez só?” and the spreadsheet for rating penises in “Fiz uma planilha pra pontuar o pau das pessoas”, which fits Bart’s prankish, boundary-pushing energy. At the same time, he shows flashes of insecurity and melodrama like “Vou ter que me ausentar um pouco da internet, o hâte e ameaças de morte estão me afetando muito” and the exaggerated will in “Deixarei meu testamento, me digam com o que que vocês querem ficar”, echoing Bart’s tendency to overreact but still seek validation. Finally, his mix of real knowledge and clowning—such as the biology correction in “Biólogo falando: Não faz sentido? Só tem um cromossomo?” while acting like an online menace—captures Bart’s blend of hidden competence and loud, mischievous persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They show clear Extrovert (E) tendencies: they thrive on public interaction, drama, and visibility, frequently addressing an audience and instigating platform-wide antics like “GENTE, VAMOS INVADIR O BLUESKY!!!!!” and joking about being a dictator in “QUE TODOS SE CURVEM PERANTE UMA SOCIEDADE ONDE EU SOU O UNICO DITADOR”. Their Intuition (N) shows in their love of concepts, analogies, and hypotheticals, such as the extended metaphor about Twitter and Bluesky as a messy sapphic relationship in “Bluesky é aquela nossa amiga lésbica...” and theorizing about game lore like “A sandrone, por não ter visão no modelo original dela, deve ganhar uma...”. They lean strongly Thinking (T): they explicitly ask people to attack their arguments instead of their person in “Ataquem o meu argumento, achem falhas nele... Mas a minha posição é essa”, complain about people treating opinions as facts in “Não é porque você acha alguma coisa que passa a ser verdade”, and dissect biological claims logically in “Biólogo falando: Não faz sentido? Só tem um cromossomo?”. Their tone is blunt and combative more than conciliatory, e.g. “Tem umas pessoas que são burras tão naturalmente...” and calling someone insuportável in “Ai, bloqueei. Cara insuportável.”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they improvise, joke about chaotic life (e.g. spontaneous gaming and building in Heartopia in “Gente, olhem a casinha que eu construí.”), start random side-projects like a penis-rating spreadsheet in “Fiz uma planilha pra pontuar o pau das pessoas”, and bounce between topics (anime, MBTI-esque arguments, games, drama) without a rigid, orderly structure. Put together—argumentative, playful, idea-focused, socially loud, and improvisational—this fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, literal sun-boy from Biological Sciences, if you’re already illuminating three decades before turning 20, can I be the lucky organism that evolves next to you in your fourth? 🌱☀️
- You made a spreadsheet to rate people’s dicks… if we go on a date, do I get early access to the form, or is that only for those who survive Heartopia building critiques? 😌📊
- You’re out here defending Varka, planning BL fanfics, and riding a ‘motinha gay’ in Heartopia—are you sure you’re not actually the first limited 5★ husband of my banner? #buffVarka
- You said your biggest goal in Heartopia is building a house so pretty people post it online—how about we start with a tiny studio: you, me, and a wardrobe-turned-stairs to the second floor of our situationship? 🏠
- You got banned from Bluesky, put on a ‘most wanted’ list, and still worry about not being understood—if you ever need a safe place away from the hate and death threats, I promise my DMs have better moderation than any social network.
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19 • he/him • Biology student from RJ trying to understand life, cells, and why my game houses look better than my real one. Varka analysis on the side.– @SolOsigdrr
Your signature cocktail
✨Solar Dictator Spritz☀︎
The cachaça with lime zest is loud, sunny, and proudly Brazilian, just like the guy who says he’s literally the sun in his bio and demands, “QUE TODOS SE CURVEM PERANTE UMA SOCIEDADE ONDE EU SOU O UNICO DITADOR”. Maracujá brings sweet-and-sour drama, mirroring his mix of angst and longing when he cries, “EU QUERO VIVER UM BL 😭😭😭”. A splash of red energy drink channels his hyper, horny-gamer chaos, from plotting to invade social networks, “GENTE, VAMOS INVADIR O BLUESKY!!!!!”, to buying a “motinha gay” in Heartopia, “Comprei o passe e ganhei uma motinha gay”. Sparkling water keeps it playful and not-too-heavy, like his endless stream-of-consciousness questions about Big Brother hair and SISU lists, “Gente, como que o pessoal no big brother corta o cabelo?” and “Gente, como que tira o nome da lista de espera do Sisu?”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture adds a sting worthy of someone who casually creates spreadsheets to rate dicks, “Fiz uma planilha pra pontuar o pau das pessoas”, and gleefully defends pirataria, “Mais um motivo pra defender a pirataria”. This drink is bright, messy, a little dangerous, and absolutely main-character-coded—just like @SolOsigdrr.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their strongest throughline is an analytical, intellectually playful personality rather than pure ambition or pure kindness. He explicitly foregrounds being a biology student and uses that lens to critique ideas, as in the detailed correction of a genetics claim: “Biólogo falando: Não faz sentido? Só tem um cromossomo? Mesmo bactéria, que só possuem um cromossomo, têm ele de forma circular…”. He also invents oddly specific systems like a quantitative spreadsheet to rate penises, distinguishing subjective and objective metrics: “Fiz uma planilha pra pontuar o pau das pessoas… Na categoria de beleza, você coloca uma pontuação subjetiva… Na de espessura, você coloca a circunferência…”, which is very Ravenclaw in its mix of curiosity and structure. His tweets often dissect social behavior and arguments rather than just react emotionally, e.g. “As pessoas não sabem mais argumentar? Eu também queria que tudo que eu falasse fosse automaticamente verdade” and his frustration that people attack him instead of his reasoning: “Eu já argumentei de forma válida que eu não fui bifobico… Ataquem o meu argumento, achem falhas nele, sla”. While he does show Slytherin traits like ambition about a doctorate and defiant pride (“Mais um motivo pra eu conseguir meu doutorado, pras pessoas continuarem me chamando de burro na internet enquanto na vida real eu sou um fucking doutor na minha área”), the dominant pattern is a witty, argument-focused, knowledge-oriented mindset, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
Sunflower - Post Malone & Swae Lee
A great fit is Post Malone & Swae Lee – Sunflower, tying directly into how he frames himself as radiant and central: he literally says in his bio “Eu sou literalmente o sol,” and his name and display (✨Sól ☀︎) reinforce that bright, slightly chaotic energy. The song’s vibe—sweet, a bit messy, but resilient—matches his mix of horny humor and softness, like when he jokes about making a spreadsheet to rate people’s anatomy in “Fiz uma planilha pra pontuar o pau das pessoas” and then worries about college choices in “Gente, como que tira o nome da lista de espera do Sisu?”. Sunflower is also about being stubbornly yourself even when others misunderstand you, mirroring his defensiveness during online drama where he insists on rational argument over attacks in “Gente, que ódio KKKKK Eu já argumentei de forma válida que eu não fui bifobico… Mas a minha posição é essa”. Finally, the song’s warm, pop-nerdy feel fits his gaming/anime/fandom side, visible in tweets like “#buffVarka” and his obsession with building cute houses in Heartopia in “Meu maior objetivo nesse jogo é construir uma casa tão bonita…”, making Sunflower a strong encapsulation of his sunny but chaotic main-character energy.
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