Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally self-aware: Openly describes internal states like overthinking and physical anxiety, e.g. repeating the mantra about stomach knots in “No sobrepienses y se irán los nudos en el estómago.…” and sharing exhaustion in “Sólo no quiero hablar. Quiero dormir…”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses jokes and narrative setups to turn daily life into comedy, like the dust/condoms story in “Limpiando mi cuarto, encontré una caja de condones…” and the DNI overshare punchline in “Wenas, me da un taco de BTS 😁”.
- Loyal friend: Speaks con cariño and constancy about close people, e.g. the long appreciation thread for Giane in “2025: 🥇Gianela Valverde…” and valuing long-term friendships in “Anoche, el cumpleaños de Luis Gonzalo me dejó claro…”.
- Reflective learner: Frequently revisits past experiences to draw lessons, like acknowledging growth in “Entendí que no puedo meterme en cosas que no me interesan…” and re-evaluating the year in “Puedo decir que aunque hay cosas que no me han salido este año…”.
- Values-driven critic: Calls out behavior he sees as unfair or unethical, e.g. strong stance against a group member’s immaturity in “Mira, pedazo de excremento. Has demostrado ser una persona inmadura…” and disgust at club misconduct in “Cuando no puedes esperar nada más de ese club cochino…”.
Weaknesses:
- Intense overthinking: Recurrent mentions of mental loops and somatic anxiety, like the repeated reassurance mantra in “No sobrepienses y se irán los nudos en el estómago.…” and feeling affected by “huevadas” in “por qué siento que me afectan huevadas ayudaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”.
- Emotional burnout: Talks about exhaustion and withdrawal, e.g. wanting only to sleep and not talk in “Sólo no quiero hablar. Quiero dormir Dormir Dormir…” and going 20 hours without eating properly yet “sigo sin hambre” in “Diablos, aparte de dormir, ya voy más de 20 horas sin comer…”.
- Harsh confrontation: When angry, expresses it in very aggressive terms, like the insult-heavy message in “Mira, pedazo de excremento. Has demostrado ser una persona inmadura…” and referring to a club as “ese club cochino” in “Cuando no puedes esperar nada más de ese club cochino…”.
- Social mistrust: Shows difficulty trusting groups and people, such as preferring to avoid an event because everyone pretends to get along in “Prefiero no participar de esa mierda que compartir con un grupo…” and feeling he must “act as if I know nothing” in “Sólo queda actuar como si no supiera nada”.
- Self-deprecating view: Uses language that frames himself negatively, e.g. calling himself “Un monstruo que llora, y muchísimo” in “Un monstruo que llora, y muchísimo” and saying he feels like “un bicho raro” in “Pero parece como si yo fuera un bicho raro”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
They most closely resemble Milhouse Van Houten: emotional, loyal, often self-deprecating but still earnest and hopeful. Like Milhouse, they swing between melodramatic sadness and goofy humor, e.g. the dramatic overthinking and exhaustion in “Sólo no quiero hablar. Quiero dormir Dormir Dormir Dormir Dormir Sobrepensar Dormir Dormir Dormir Dormir…” and the joke about finding unused condoms in “Limpiando mi cuarto, encontré una caja de condones que compré hace meses. Nunca la abrí…”. They’re clearly very sentimental about friends and relationships, like Milhouse clinging to Bart, shown in tweets such as “Anoche, el cumpleaños de Luis Gonzalo me dejó claro que no importa cuántos años pasen, los amigos siempre estarán ahí para ti…” and the affection toward Giane in “2025: 🥇Gianela Valverde… Tkm, mi Konito.”. There’s also a sense of feeling fragile or out of place, like “Pero parece como si yo fuera un bicho raro” and “Me siento como cuando tenía 8 años. Necesito un abrazo”, which is very Milhouse: vulnerable and unsure, yet still trying to laugh things off. Even their fandoms and nostalgia (Beatles, Oasis, football, anime) echo Milhouse’s slightly nerdy, highly attached personality, making him the best fit among the core cast.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly narrate social life, friendships and events, from football matches and trips to birthdays and group drama, and openly seek interaction with others and even with AIs, e.g. calling out @grok in “Hey, @grok ¿cuál fue mi primer tweet?” and sharing a playful 'Twitter family' in “👨👩👧👦 Mi Familia de Twitter...”. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing: beyond concrete details, they ruminate on time, identity and nostalgia in tweets like “Soy un ser que se va a morir de nostalgia” and “Desde que hablé con los chicos... estoy anonadado con el rápido pasar del tiempo”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling-oriented: they react from values and emotions, both in affection (“Giane is the best”) and in moral outrage, as in “Mira, pedazo de excremento. Has demostrado ser una persona inmadura e incapaz emocionalmente...”, prioritizing loyalty and respect over detached logic. The Perceiving side shows in their spontaneity and messy, stream-of-consciousness posting style—e.g. the chaotic laughter of “JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAA...”, the sudden mood shifts like “No sé cómo empezar”, and the lack of rigid planning when dealing with university and life changes in “TE ODIO UNIVERSIDAD NACIONAL DE TRUJILLO”. Overall, a highly emotional, people-focused, expressive and introspective style that mixes humor, fandoms and deep feelings fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘a being that will die of nostalgia’ and that you need a hug like when you were 8… so, should I bring coffee like you promised in that tweet, or start with a Monumental-style abrazo and celebrate like ALBRECHT just won?
- You’re in love with Paul McCartney, quote ‘Blackbird’, and stan Oasis—statistically speaking, the probability that you fall next for someone who wants to be your 5th Beatle and sing ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger’ with you at the Monumental is very high. Want to run that experiment?
- You went more than Vinícius’ goal drought without masturbating and still had energy to scream ‘GANAMOS EJEJAJEKQKQKEKWKAKQ’ for la U; imagine all that stamina focused on cheering for you instead—score one date and I’ll narrate it like Jorge Kieffer: ‘GOOOOL DE U-NI-VER-SI-TA-RIO DEL AMOR’.
- You cleaned your room, found unopened condoms, discovered you’re ‘allergic to dust’, and still ended up using a mask instead of a plus one—if you want, I can help you test whether you’re actually allergic to bad timing instead.
- Between wanting a BTS concert at the Monumental, ordering a ‘taco de BTS’ and exposing half of Trujillo’s drama, you clearly like chaos with good music—how about we start slow: ceviche at the bypass de Mansiche, we laugh at infieles lists, then go home and overthink together until the knots in your stomach finally chill out?
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Peruvian media student surviving Trujillo, stadium nerves & overthinking. Once found an unopened box of condoms while cleaning and realized I’m just allergic to dust.– @solosoymauri
Your signature cocktail
Green Nostalgia at Monumental
This cocktail starts with pisco infused with green apple peel, a nod to their green-heart, kiwi, and apple vibe in the name ♻️🐸🍏💚🧩🥝🧃🥑 and their Peruvian football/Monumental passion in tweets like “VAMOS CARAJOOOOOOO” and “GANAMOS EJEJAJEKQKQKEKWKAKQLLSFKKWKFJF VAMOS ALBRECHT Y DALE U”. Matcha honey syrup keeps it slightly sweet but introspective, echoing their overthinking and late-night loops like “No sobrepienses y se irán los nudos en el estómago.” and the insomnia battle in “El insomnio quiere ganar, pero yo soy más fuerte”. Kiwi juice adds bright, quirky acidity for their chaotic humor in tweets such as the exposed-DNI taco joke “Wenas, me da un taco de BTS 😁” and the Advíncula shoe-size bit “¿Me estás diciendo que soy más pingón que el nero?”. A dash of sea salt bitters represents the bittersweet nostalgia and emotional heaviness behind lines like “Soy un ser que se va a morir de nostalgia” and their apologies and regrets in “Perdóname por todo, Licha, en serio, perdóname por todo”. Finally, ginger ale top-up keeps the drink fizzy and alive, matching their explosive laughter in “JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJKAAJJAAJJAJAJJAJAJAJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA” and their enduring affection and loyalty in “Giane is the best” and “Tenías que ser tú, otro año más contra todo y contra todos.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff-style loyalty and steadiness in relationships and friendships. For example, they dedicate a heartfelt year summary to their partner, focusing on working through problems together and being there for each other: “Tenías que ser tú, otro año más contra todo y contra todos. A pesar que hubo un periodo donde no nos fue tan bien, supimos salir de ahí. Resolver problemas, chambear y viajar, escucharnos, y estar uno para el otro, fue lo mejor.”. They also clearly value long‑term bonds, reflecting on how friends remain important even after many years apart: “no importa cuántos años pasen, los amigos siempre estarán ahí para ti, incluso si no los ves después de casi 15 años”. Their frustration often centers around fairness and integrity in social groups, like refusing to participate in an event with people who pretend to get along: “Prefiero no participar de esa mierda que compartir con un grupo donde la mayoría nos llevamos mal, y fingimos estar bien por presión social”. Even when angry, their rants tend to come from feeling that others are immature or unjust rather than from personal ambition or ego, which points away from Slytherin or Gryffindor and toward a principled, loyal Hufflepuff nature.
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Your song
Let It Be - The Beatles
Given how often they wrestle with overthinking and stomach knots, Let It Be fits their emotional arc and their clear love for The Beatles. They literally repeat a kind of self-soothing mantra in “No sobrepienses y se irán los nudos en el estómago.”, which mirrors the song’s message of acceptance in times of trouble. There’s a strong nostalgic, almost melancholic streak in tweets like “Soy un ser que se va a morir de nostalgia” and “Puedo decir que aunque hay cosas que no me han salido este año, no fue para nada malo; es más, me atrevo a decir que las cosas salieron bien y todo se trató de un proceso lento en el que voy avanzando”, which aligns with the song’s reflective tone. At the same time, they show resilience and gradual growth, like when they say “Después de reflexionar duro en la semana por el tema, creo que nada me afecta, y tampoco permitiré que me afecte más”, echoing the song’s quiet strength. Between their stated fandom — “Beatles, Oasis n’ Mob Psycho 100” in the bio — and their mix of humor, vulnerability, and perseverance, Let It Be is the best-fitting soundtrack to their timeline.
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