Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Extreme Loyalty: He shows unwavering support for Flamengo and coach Filipe Luís, even stating his love “deeply hurts his soul”.
- Deep Cultural Knowledge: He is well-versed in niche hobbies, from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to TCGs like Pokémon, celebrating a “Full Art Ludicolo” pull.
- Academic Dedication: Despite immense stress, he stays committed to his studies at UFF, even planning to “spend the night studying” for exams.
- Authentic Passion: He expresses raw emotion for his interests, whether it is the “healing power” of music or the thrill of tactical shooters.
- Analytical Mindset: He provides technical critiques of Counter-Strike gameplay, specifically calling out “utility usage” and professional team strategies.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Communication: He frequently resorts to insults and profanity when frustrated, calling for the “firing squad” of players he dislikes.
- Severe Impatience: He displays low tolerance for daily inconveniences, such as waiting for classes to end or “people not washing their hands”.
- Excessive Regionalism: He harbors a strong bias against anything from São Paulo, dismissively referring to the region as a “sub-state”.
- Emotional Volatility: His mood swings drastically based on sports results, moving from “crying from anxiety” to explosive euphoria.
- Escapist Tendencies: Under academic pressure, he expresses a desire to “drop everything” and disappear to the middle of nowhere.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, @soltao34 is a rebellious, high-energy prankster with a foul mouth and a deep passion for pop culture, gaming, and sports. He displays a chaotic and aggressive enthusiasm for his favorite team, Flamengo, seen in outbursts like “ESSE VELHOTE TAVA COM UM FETICHE DANADO PRO PIROCUDO DA GAVEA COMER O RABINHO DELE. TOMA AI VOVÔ”. His personality is defined by competitive gaming and manga, often oscillating between extreme excitement and frustration, much like Bart's own impulsive nature. He also shares Bart's academic struggles and disdain for authority, venting about his university life: “mermao eu nao aguento amis ficar na uff, dor de cabeca do caralho”. Ultimately, his blend of 'edgy' humor and loyalty to his 'squad' makes him the perfect match for Springfield's resident troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Soltao34 exhibits Extroversion through their loud, energetic commentary on public sports and gaming cultures, often engaging in provocative 'trash talk' like calling rivals “VERMES VERMES VERMES”. Their Intuition is seen in their focus on future predictions and meta-narratives, such as theorizing about “de_cache” map releases or analyzing the 'karma' of club management. They lean heavily toward Thinking, using blunt, often aggressive logic to criticize players and “insufferable” commentators, prioritizing objective performance over diplomacy. Finally, a Perceiving trait is evident in their spontaneous, reactive tweeting style and their self-confessed struggle with structured academic responsibilities, noting the “meta apparently vai ser virar estudando” only when under immediate pressure.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the de_cache remake? Because I've been waiting for you to drop into my life since the last Major ended.
- I promise I’m not like the 'neandertal' in the UFF bathroom—I’ll actually wash my hands and give you all the attention you deserve.
- If we were in a TCG, I’d trade my Full Art Ludicolo just for a chance to pull your number.
- Is your name Arrascaeta? Because seeing you has me feeling even more 'hard' than a 4-0 win at the Maracanã.
- You can stop recommending 100m to milkrj and just focus on me—I promise I won't choose a 'soneca' over spending time with you.
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Rio-based CS:GO enthusiast and UFF student. When I'm not over-analyzing de_cache or celebrating Flamengo’s latest title, I’m hunting for rare TCG cards.– @soltao34
Your signature cocktail
The Maracanã Pix-Punch
This cocktail is as explosive as a “golaço do Danilo de cabeça”, blending the fiery passion of a Flamengo fanatic with the tactical saltiness of a CS:GO 'nerd'. The chili provides that aggressive “marretada do Thor” kick, while the cachaça honors the “velho copeiro” traditions soltao34 misses. It’s served strong and unfiltered, mirroring the energy of someone who would rather move to the “cu do mundo” in Mongolia than finish a university exam list. Topped with a golden garnish, it celebrates the moment the “pix obeso” drops and everything is finally 'tranquilo no RJ'.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Soltao34 exhibits the classic Gryffindor traits of fiery passion, intense loyalty to his 'colors,' and a penchant for bold, unfiltered expression. His raw emotional investment is evident when he declares, “EU TE AMO FILIPE LUIS... EU TE AMO TANTO QUE DOI PROFUNDAMENTE NA MINHA ALMA”, showcasing a heart-on-sleeve bravery typical of the house. He often adopts a 'vanguard' mentality, standing up for his beliefs against perceived rivals, as seen in his defense of a commentator being a “vanguarda contra o sub estado”. Even when facing academic stress, his instinct is a dramatic, impulsive desire to “largar tudo, me mudar pra mongolia e morrer trabalhando em algum negocio no cu do mundo”. This combination of fierce spirit, loud advocacy, and impulsive energy fits the profile of a true Gryffindor.
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Your song
The Number of the Beast - Iron Maiden
This track perfectly captures @soltao34's high-energy, almost ritualistic obsession with competitive sports and gaming, often expressed through dramatic, borderline occult imagery. Their intense emotional peaks during Flamengo's matches, such as when they scream “eu vou explodir” or describe a victory as making their “piru parecendo uma espada sagrada de tungstenio”, mirror the frantic power of heavy metal. The song’s themes of hellish visions and intense pressure align with the user's stress over university life at UFF, where they describe a “dor de cabeca do caralho” and a desire to escape to the “cu do mundo”. Ultimately, their life revolves around the 'beast' of competition, whether it's cheering for a “presidente gay” or enduring the “sentimento horrivel” of losing at Counter-Strike.
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