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Bart Simpson is the quintessential trouble‑maker who lives to provoke authority and stir up chaos, which mirrors @SomethingUNATCO’s constant trolling and confrontational style. The user’s tweet 'The body count is now 3. It will get higher until the admin does something' shows a reckless, rebellious streak similar to Bart’s 'Eat my shorts!' attitude. Their frequent bragging about political rants – e.g., 'Make no fucking mistake that this was intentional, by the party’s camp of Republicans…' – reflects Bart’s habit of challenging the status‑quo in school and at home. The user also embraces profanity and edgy humor, as seen in 'I’m an aristocrat of the sovl… I’m gonna fucking shank you,' echoing Bart’s crude jokes and slap‑stick insults. Overall, the user’s blend of anti‑establishment ranting, provocative memes, and love of chaos best fits Bart’s personality among the main Simpsons characters.

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The user shows strong Extraversion by constantly posting, replying, and quoting others – e.g., "Good morning", "The hardest job in the world is being the reply guy to a girl who sucks at replying back", and frequent political retweets. Their Intuition is evident in abstract, big‑picture commentary such as "Natalist policies are a meme ... nuke other demographics' TFRs while stabilizing ours" and the critique that "the 60s Civil Rights movement protested space exploration and Apollo 11." They rely on Thinking, using blunt, logical‑sounding critiques like "Make no fucking mistake that this was intentional, by the party's camp of Republicans..." and "I don't care nigga I'm a PROLETARIAN I'm gonna fucking shank you." Finally, their Perceiving style appears in the spontaneous, eclectic stream of topics – from PC builds ("Time to take my PC halfway apart…") to random exclamations ("OH MY GOD MY SIDES", "I'm cooked.") without a clear, structured agenda.

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Texan gamer & PC builder, black‑metal road‑trip fan. Once tried to craft a beach party in-game, got Highlander gear. Proud dad, coffee lover.– @SomethingUNATCO

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The Lone Star Black Metal Edge blends Texas bourbon for the user’s pride in "I love God, I love America, I love my people" and the rugged Texas spirit, with smoky mezcal that mirrors the dark "Cold. Rainy. Dark. Black metal. 90MPH on a highway" vibe. A jalapeño‑infused tequila adds a fiery, edgy kick reflecting the user’s confrontational tweets like "I'm an aristocrat of the sovl... I’m gonna fucking shank you". Coffee liqueur represents the late‑night PC‑building sessions he boasts about, "I just upgraded my PC recently and this is how I feel rn". A drizzle of honey softens the bitterness, hinting at the underlying love for family and faith. Served over crushed ice with a smoked rosemary sprig, the drink is as bold, complex, and unapologetically intense as @SomethingUNATCO’s timeline.

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Their tweets reveal a strong focus on power, strategic manipulation, and a willingness to pursue controversial goals, which aligns with Slytherin's ambition and cunning. For example, they write, "Natalist policies are a meme…The strategy should be nuke other demographics' TFRs while stabilizing ours" showing calculated, ambitious planning. They also declare, "Make no fucking mistake that this was intentional, by the party's camp of Republicans who want to pursue clout and collect money for doing nothing all day," demonstrating a manipulative, goal‑oriented mindset. Their frequent bold, confrontational statements such as "I'm an aristocrat… I'm a PROLETARIAN I'm gonna shank you" illustrate a fearless, self‑assertive attitude typical of Slytherin. While they show loyalty to their nation and faith, the dominant trait is the drive for influence and strategic advantage, making Slytherin the best fit.

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The user repeatedly declares patriotic sentiment, e.g., "Texan. I love God, I love America, I love my people" in the bio and tweets, which matches the chorus of Kid Rock’s "American Bad Ass" that proclaims being a "red, white and blue American Bad Ass." Their aggressive, violent tone—"The body count is now 3. It will get higher until the admin does something," and "I'm a PROLETARIAN I'm gonna fucking shank you"—mirrors the hard‑rock swagger of the track. They also show a love for heavy music, posting about "Cold. Rainy. Dark. Black metal" and PC builds, aligning with the song’s heavy guitar riff. Their defiant political commentary, such as "If you do not see any issue with this then please unfollow me," reflects the song’s rebellious attitude toward critics. Overall, the blend of patriotic pride, aggression, and heavy‑metal taste makes "American Bad Ass" a fitting anthem.

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