Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Eclectic Musical Taste: She shows deep appreciation for diverse artists ranging from “Björk” and Manic Street Preachers to local Brazilian acts like Ira!.
- Authentic Vulnerability: Nelisa openly shares her struggles with “TDAH” and mental health, creating a relatable and honest online presence.
- Humorous Resilience: She uses comedy to cope with misfortunes, such as “losing all her money” in a mobile game or work-related stress.
- Observational Wit: She finds humor in everyday absurdities, like a “Uber with beer cans” or the squeaky noise of her Adidas Samba sneakers.
- Cultural Engagement: She actively supports local events, such as the “festival da prefeitura”, and engages with cinema and gaming subcultures.
Weaknesses:
- Compulsive Habits: She admits to lack of control over minor addictions, specifically playing “Sudoku 20 times” in a single day.
- Self-Destructive Tendencies: She expresses an extreme desire for body modifications like “bifurcating her tongue” and jokes about suicide during physical pain.
- Work Dissatisfaction: She harbors deep resentment toward her job, stating she wants to “vagabundear até morrer” to avoid working.
- Physical Clumsiness: Her lack of care for belongings is evident when she managed to “break two cellphones” simultaneously, leaving her without an alarm.
- Low Stress Tolerance: Minor inconveniences like the “Nubank app failing” or cold weather trigger intense emotional outbursts and panic.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Nelisa shares Lisa's intellectual alternative edge, blending a love for niche culture like Björk and The Catcher in the Rye with a frequent sense of existential dread. She expresses a cynical exhaustion with society, lamenting about “povo de contenda gente sem QI” while simultaneously feeling like an outcast, much like Lisa’s struggles with her own peers. Her tweets oscillate between high-brow musical appreciation and dramatic cries for help, such as when she claims “as vergonhas que o tdah me faz passar eh ridículo eu juro por deus eu vou me matar”. Ultimately, her desire for life-changing events and her intense emotional reactions to art and family—seen when The Bear “quase me fez entra em panico”—mirror the internal life of a modern, Twitter-age Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Nelisa exhibits Introversion (I) through her desire for solitude and frequent internal fantasies, once stating, “fantasio tantas situações que alguma hora vou ficar maluca da cabeça”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her abstract interests in indie culture, music like Björk and Manic Street Preachers, and her boredom with mundane reality, shown when she says, “preciso de algum acontecimento que MUDE minha vida”. She leans toward Feeling (F) due to her emotionally driven reactions and self-described “coração enorme”, often tweeting about her intense feelings of anxiety or love. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is clear from her chaotic lifestyle, lack of organization with her “papelzinho de trident” everywhere, and spontaneous, often self-deprecating humor about her “brainrot” and ADHD.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no better than a man, but I’d still walk through a Holambra flower field just to find the Trident wrapper you dropped in your bag.
- Are you a high-difficulty Sudoku puzzle? Because I’m ready to lose sleep and my sanity trying to figure you out.
- Forget the Uber with beer cans—I’ll pick you up in a car that plays nothing but Manic Street Preachers and has zero ‘pato’ noises coming from the pedals.
- I promise I’m more reliable than Nubank and a lot more exciting than a Roblox bingo loss; want to go vagabundear together until we die?
- If life is just a fantasy you can't distinguish from reality, then I hope I’m the 'acontecimento' that finally changes your world.
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From losing all my money on Roblox 8-pool to surviving UPA waits. A mix of TDAH chaos, 2000s indie rock, and an endless supply of Trident wrappers in my bag.– @sonhosiames
Your signature cocktail
The Trident Vagabond
This drink captures Nelisa’s chaotic energy, blending a strong Cachaça base that screams “it’s over” after losing at 8-pool with a cooling spearmint syrup inspired by the “papelzinho de trident” scattered throughout her life. The Bitter Amaro reflects the existential dread of someone who “queria vagabundear ate morrer” rather than face a cold workday, while the edible dust gives it that “serving cunt” sparkle she brings even to the emergency room. Served in a glass rimmed with Dramin for those “enxaqueca tao forte” nights, it’s a experimental concoction for the girl who “minto por diversao” and loves a good British rock aesthetic.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Nelisa exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a disdain for social conventions that don't benefit her, often prioritizing her own comfort and desires with a sharp, cynical wit. She openly admits to manipulative tendencies for her own amusement, stating “minto por diversao”, and expresses a blatant elitism toward others she deems inferior, as seen in her rant about “povo de contenda gente sem QI que ama um sofá uma TV acompanhado de churrasco barato”. Her ambition is directed toward a life of leisure rather than traditional labor, repeatedly tweeting “queria vagabundear ate morrer”. Furthermore, her resourcefulness and dark humor shine through when she praises an Uber driver for having beer cans and a lighter in the car, calling it “5 estrelas”, showcasing a classic Slytherin appreciation for unconventional utility and rule-breaking.
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Common People - Pulp
Nelisa's digital footprint is defined by a blend of indie-sleaze nostalgia and a raw, working-class frustration that mirrors the themes of Pulp, a band she explicitly admires in her tweet “pulp tour na região metropolitana de campinas”. Much like the song's narrative of class observation and urban boredom, she oscillates between cultural elitism and the mundanity of everyday life, complaining “deveria ser proibido trabalhar num frio desses” and expressing a desperate desire to “vagabundear ate morrer”. Her sharp, self-deprecating humor regarding her ADHD and social blunders, such as when she “desmaiei enquanto conversava com uma menina linda”, captures the same voyeuristic and chaotic energy found in Jarvis Cocker's songwriting. Ultimately, her obsession with 90s/00s rock icons and her candid commentary on the 'unrefined' public make this Britpop anthem her perfect sonic match.
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