Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and admiration for their partner, e.g. “amo minha namorada, um beijo pra minha namorada” and “PQP, MEU NAMORADO É A PESSOA MAIS BONITA DO MUNDO…”.
- Creative writer: Writes and shares fanfics and headcanons, like the AO3 link in “fiz algo dos alêcaíto, alecaiters...” and the detailed scenario in “hc alêcaíto…”.
- Humorous self-aware: Uses irony and exaggerated phrasing for comedy, such as “meu sonho é que o Corinthians acabe, esse é meu sonho” and “ele é tão insuportável que eu mamaria ele com raiva como forma de protesto”.
- Loyal fan: Shows strong loyalty and passion for Corinthians despite frustration, in tweets like “EU SOU CORINTHIANO MALOQUEIRO E SOFREDOR” and “te amo muito, Corinthians”.
- Community-oriented: Engages intensely with mutuals/fandom, referencing 'alêcaíto' nation and friends, e.g. “quero alimentar a nação alêcaíto” and “genuinamente me acho muito amigo dele”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive humor: Frequently jokes about self-harm and death, like “pois na hora que eu cortar os pulsos eu quero só ver” and “meu próximo tweet vai ser meu braço aberto se continuar assim”.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid shifts between love and resentment toward partner/team, e.g. “meu namorado me odeia” versus intense affection tweets, and extreme reactions to games like “nao estou suportando mais isso”.
- Aggressive language: Uses threats/insults casually, such as “aquele moot que te odeia (eu vou te pegar, filho da puta)” and “vou mijar na porta dele. tem cabimento não”.
- Oversharing intensity: Shares very graphic or explicit scenarios publicly, e.g. the menstruation-vampire fanfic in “fanfic dos alêcaíto onde o Caíto é um vampiro...” and explicit sexual jokes about characters/partners.
- Conflict-prone: Shows inclination toward drama or fights, like “acho que eu deveria arrumar briga”, being 'chateado' with people in “chateado com algumas pessoas, eles sabem quem são.”, and threats toward moots.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson, with a chaotic mix of impulsive emotion, devotion to their team, and over-the-top melodrama. Like Homer with the Springfield Nuclear Plant and the Isotopes, they are intensely and irrationally attached to Corinthians, veering between love and despair: “eu quero morrer Fiel” and “meu sonho é que o Corinthians acabe, esse é meu sonho”. Their big, loud feelings about relationships also echo Homer’s dramatic devotion to Marge: “PQP, MEU NAMORADO É A PESSOA MAIS BONITA DO MUNDO9_+72+_(#+_8+')#($” and “kisifoda, vou fazer o possível e o impossível pra casar com esse não binário, VOU TER ELE SIM.”. The user’s emotional outbursts and darkly comic threats, like “meu próximo tweet vai ser meu braço aberto se continuar assim”, mirror Homer’s tendency to be hilariously overdramatic while still fundamentally driven by love and attachment. Finally, their combination of horny jokes, chaotic fandom, and self-deprecating silliness—seen in posts like “ele é tão insuportável que eu mamaria ele com raiva como forma de protesto”—feels much closer to Homer’s messy, passionate energy than to any of the more restrained or moralistic characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly engage others, dramatize emotions publicly, and center relationships in their timeline, e.g. “você quer ser meu amigo sim ou não” and the very loud football / fandom posting like “OLHA EU AIIK AYAYAYAYAYAYAY VAI TOMANDO”. Their creativity, fanfic writing and abstract spins on characters point to Intuition (N) rather than concrete Sensing; see the elaborate alêcaíto scenarios like “fanfic dos alêcaíto onde o Caíto é um vampiro...” and the AO3 focus in “fiz algo dos alêcaíto, alecaiters...”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over impersonal logic: affection and hurt feelings are foregrounded, e.g. “amo tanto meu namorade, que tristeza” and the hyper-emotional exaggerations about relationships and their team like “meu sonho é que o Corinthians acabe, esse é meu sonho”. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving (P): impulsive, chaotic, and reactive rather than structured or planned, such as “acho que eu deveria arrumar briga” and the flood of spontaneous mood swings and jokes about self-sabotage like “meu próximo tweet vai ser meu braço aberto se continuar assim”. Putting this together, their online persona fits best with ENFP: expressive, emotionally intense, imaginative, and delightfully chaotic in how they interact with people, fandom, and football.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your account is basically an ultra fanclub for your spouse… any chance you’re hiring a second admin to be a fanclub for you, or is that privilege Corinthians‑level exclusive?
- If Alêcaíto can be toxic T4T yuri and still work out, imagine us: I’ll be your pathetic Caito, dropping the keytar every five seconds just so you have to come fix me.
- You keep threatening to disappear every vez que o Corinthians te faz sofrer, então fica comigo: I promise I’ll celebrate you more than you celebrate every Yuri Alberto goal.
- You watching hentai, writing menstrual‑blood vampire fanfic on AO3, and screaming ‘A REVOLUÇÃO SERÁ TWINK’ unlocked something in me: a deep belief that my destiny is to be your problematic little guy.
- You said your favorite approval is from your namorade and the acervo you’re a fan of; I’m not them, but give me a chance and I’ll become both: your dating app canon and your favorite archive entry.
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Non-binary Corinthiano, fic & AO3 enthusiast, low-key married to my mutuals. Once almost missed a game because I was editing an Alêcaíto scene.– @sonicbichx
Your signature cocktail
Fiel Twink HexaTonic
This drink starts with cachaça infused with burnt orange peel for that loud, chaotic, Brazilian energy that screams Corinthians fan, the same energy as “EU SOU CORINTHIANO MALOQUEIRO E SOFREDOR 💥💥💥💥” and “VAI CORINTHIANS, PORRA”. The blackberry and pomegranate syrup is dark, sweet, and a little dramatic, mirroring the way they talk about love and their partner in “PQP, MEU NAMORADO É A PESSOA MAIS BONITA DO MUNDO9_+72+_(#+_8+')#($” and “amo tanto meu namorade, que tristeza”. Sparkling tonic water adds a bitter fizz for the constant emotional whiplash of being both in love and a suffering fan, like “meu sonho é que o Corinthians acabe, esse é meu sonho” and “nao estou suportando mais isso”. A dash of smoked salt represents the self‑destructive, over-the-top humor in tweets such as “meu próximo tweet vai ser meu braço aberto se continuar assim” and “pois na hora que eu cortar os pulsos eu quero só ver”. Finally, edible silver glitter on top makes it flamboyant and fanfic-coded, shining like their alêcaíto obsession and AO3 hustle in “fiz algo dos alêcaíto, alecaiters...” and their chaotic declaration “A REVOLUÇÃO SERA TWINK, PORRA”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user reads as strongly Gryffindor: loud, impulsive, dramatic, and driven by big feelings. Their football passion is very ‘charge into battle’ energy, with tweets like “DA PRA VIRAR, PORRA, BORA”, “EU SOU CORINTHIANO MALOQUEIRO E SOFREDOR 💥💥💥💥”, and “DA PRA VIRAR, PORRA, BORA” showing a combative, never‑say‑die attitude typical of Gryffindors. They’re also quick to threaten confrontation or extreme gestures, e.g. “vou desaparecer, não aguento mais essa porra desse time”, “meu próximo tweet vai ser meu braço aberto se continuar assim”, and “pois na hora que eu cortar os pulsos eu quero só ver”, which reflects impulsive, high‑drama reactions more than calculated Slytherin self‑preservation. Their intense declarations about their partner, like “kisifoda, vou fazer o possível e o impossível pra casar com esse não binário, VOU TER ELE SIM.” and “PQP, MEU NAMORADO É A PESSOA MAIS BONITA DO MUNDO9_+72+_(#+_8+')#($”, show bold, almost reckless devotion rather than the steady, gentle loyalty of a Hufflepuff. There’s creativity and humor in their fandom/fanfic side (e.g. “fanfic dos alêcaíto onde o Caíto é um vampiro…” and “fiz algo dos alêcaíto, alecaiters...”), but it’s expressed in a chaotic, passionate way, not the detached curiosity you’d expect from Ravenclaw. Overall, their defining traits are courage to be loudly themselves, emotional intensity, and a readiness to ‘go to war’ for their team and partner, which are quintessentially Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Misery Business - Paramore
A song that best fits them is Misery Business by Paramore, because it has the same high‑energy mix of drama, affection, and chaotic humor that runs through their timeline. They’re extremely intense and theatrical about love, like when they say their whole account is basically a fanclub for their partner: “minha conta é ultra um fanclub pra minha esposa” and gush things like “PQP, MEU NAMORADO É A PESSOA MAIS BONITA DO MUNDO…”. At the same time, they’re playful and petty in a way that matches the song’s spiteful tone, joking about jealousy and obsession: “que qhe ele tem que eu não tenho” and “aquele moot que te odeia (eu vou te pegar, filho da puta)”. Their over-the-top, sometimes self-destructive melodrama — like “meu próximo tweet vai ser meu braço aberto se continuar assim” and “pois na hora que eu cortar os pulsos eu quero só ver” — also mirrors the song’s teenage-angst intensity. Finally, their loud fandom (for their ship alêcaíto and for Corinthians) and chaotic, all‑caps reactions (“A REVOLUÇÃO SERA TWINK, PORRA”, “EU SOU CORINTHIANO MALOQUEIRO E SOFREDOR”) fit perfectly with the aggressive, cathartic pop‑punk spirit of Paramore.
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