Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses exaggerated reactions and jokes, like laughing at situations in “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH” and ironic comments in “Arrumando fanwar no tiktok adoro”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and tenderness toward idols and friends, such as “Te amo Yoongi” and calling idols “bebe princeso” in this tweet.
- Passionate: Shows intense dedication to fandoms and AUs, e.g. reading fanfics in public places in “Tô lendo au aqui no restaurante” and promoting fics like “Au perfeita leiam”.
- Protective: Defends others online, such as criticizing attacks on a young fan in “Vocês vão mesmo atacar uma menina de 12 anos por causa disso? Tomem rumo”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges personal issues and reactions with some humor and reflection, like talking about their jaw problem in “Minha boca não tá abrindo direito pqp certeza que é karma de tanta merda que eu falei”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Uses hostile language and insults, for example telling others to die in “Se mata garota Se mata garota… 10/10 é você se matando garota”.
- Fanwar-prone: Engages in or enjoys conflict between fandoms, like “Arrumando fanwar no tiktok adoro” and antagonistic comments about blinks in this tweet.
- Impulsive: Acts on strong emotions quickly, such as getting angry at their father and making him buy something in “Fiquei irritada com o meu papai e fiz ele comprar isso aqui para mim”.
- Self-destructive: Uses suicidal or self-harm rhetoric in reactions, e.g. “Vou me matar” used casually when overwhelmed.
- Provocative: Posts explicitly sexual or shocking content for impact, such as “Tenho pensamentos impuros com essas coxas gigantes enormes colossais” and “Soobin e Hueningkai se beijando na boca com língua a mostra”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, very online and chaotic in tone, but fundamentally thoughtful and principled. Like Lisa, they’re deeply invested in their interests and fandoms, talking at length about BTS, TXT and BoyNextDoor, for example in “Minha vida staneando 1 grupo misto(bonedo), 1 bg(bts) e 1 gg(txt)” and “BTS TXT BoyNextDoor”. They show moral concern and empathy, such as defending a younger fan in “Vocês vão mesmo atacar uma menina de 12 anos por causa disso? Tomem rumo” and being upset about animal cruelty in “Parem de colocar essas coisas dos garotos que mataram um cachorro na minha tml, isso me deixa mal para um caralho”. At the same time, they complain dramatically about school and health, echoing Lisa’s overburdened-student energy, as in “Tô com problema na atm vai fazer 1 ano, espero que estore e eu não precise ir para a escola”. Their mix of self-deprecating humor, emotional overreactions, and strong beliefs places them much closer to a very terminally-online version of Lisa than to the more reckless Bart or oblivious Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with moots, fanwars and social scenarios, e.g. joking about giving their @ at a concert in “no show do bts 'Qual seu twitter?' Eu: soobin com 2 i's viado” and happily joining fandom squads in “Criei e me colocaram em um squad da Hybe”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive, focusing on fandom narratives, hypotheticals and playful exaggerations rather than concrete facts, such as imagining being bridesmaid at Namjin’s wedding in their bio and inventing AUs like “Au onde o Jackson ajuda Namjoon a se descobrir bissexual e eles ficam na brotheragem”. They are strongly Feeling: they react emotionally (“AAAAAAH”, “tô morrendo”), defend a 12‑year‑old from harassment in “Vocês vão mesmo atacar uma menina de 12 anos por causa disso? Tomem rumo”, and focus on affection for idols, e.g. “Te amo Yoongi”. Their spontaneity, messy humor and lack of rigid planning point to Perceiving: they read AUs impulsively in public in “Tô lendo au aqui no restaurante” and admit to stirring up fanwars for fun in “Arrumando fanwar no tiktok adoro”. Overall, the energetic social engagement, imaginative fandom focus, emotional expressiveness, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your dream is being daminha de honra at the Namjin wedding to the sound of Dimple… do you accept a plus one who’ll stand next to you screaming ‘we have dating rumors’ / ‘baby, we’re married’?
- You read surubangtan at the restaurant and fanwars on TikTok for fun — if you can survive AO3 chaos and K-pop Twitter, I’m pretty sure you can handle going on a date with me.
- You: ‘Meu sonho é descobrir quem são as 7 pessoas que salvaram as aus que eu li.’ Me: I didn’t just save them, I saved a spot in my heart for the writer who’ll dedicate the next minimoni/namgi/namkook AU to us.
- You complained TXT isn’t as ‘nugu’ as haters say so they could visit Brazil 7 times; I can’t bring TXT, but I can show up in Teresina like ‘no show do BTS’ asking: ‘Qual seu twitter?’ just to make sure it’s really you, soobin com 2 i’s viado.
- You call Namjoon your boyfriend, Hueningkai your rebolador oficial, Yeonjun your fanart de calcinha, and still have room to stan BoyNextDoor, TXT, BTS and gg’s… how about we add one more to your ult list: me, your mixed-group of red flags and green flags in one person.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Part-time fic devourer, full-time HYBE stan. Once read surubangtan at a restaurant and forgot to eat. Here for BTS, TXT, BND, and mild chaos.– @soobiinviado
Your signature cocktail
Surubangtan Snowstorm Highball
This drink is loud, chaotic, and oddly sweet, just like them laughing at everything from fanwars to fanfics, as in “Nem preciso jantar depois desse surubangtan que eu li”. Spiced rum gives it a strong, messy stan-core energy, matching their chaotic capslock reactions like “AKFUSGAJIXAOAJDIDOOFEHWIDIDWHWOQOAODJ AONDE”. Pink grapefruit soda adds bubbly bitterness for the way they drag other fandoms and companies, such as “Essa starship me mata”. Guava juice brings a tropical Brazilian vibe and softness underneath the chaos, echoing their life split between family drama and k-pop, like “E quando eu chegar em casa e ver que eu emagreci uns 5kg pq a comida da minha madrasta é muito ruim”. A few drops of chili tincture represent their fiery takes and fanwar hobbies, like “Arrumando fanwar no tiktok adoro”. The cotton candy garnish is a fluffy, dramatic flourish, as over-the-top as them joking about their own melodrama in “Vou me matar” while still clearly living for BTS, TXT and BoyNextDoor in “BTS TXT BoyNextDoor”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show a loud, impulsive, confrontational personality that aligns most with Gryffindor. They relish jumping into fanwars and discourse, e.g. “Arrumando fanwar no tiktok adoro” and openly declare their stance on fandom conflicts like “Não fodo com once que ataca o BTS, tipo, nosso inimigo são os blinks”, which reflects a bold, combative loyalty. They also instinctively defend younger fans and call out disproportionate attacks, as in “Vocês vão mesmo atacar uma menina de 12 anos por causa disso? Tomem rumo”, showing a willingness to stand up publicly for what they consider fair. Their humor is reckless and dramatic—tweets like “Vou me matar” and “Se mata garota Se mata garota 10/10 é você se matando garota…” show a flair for melodrama typical of Gryffindor’s big-emotions energy. Combined with strong public stanning and identity (e.g. “no show do bts 'Qual seu twitter?' Eu: soobin com 2 i's viado”), their profile fits a bold, outspoken Gryffindor more than the subtler ambitions of Slytherin or the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Boy With Luv - BTS (feat. Halsey)
Their entire profile radiates the loud, bubbly fangirl energy that Boy With Luv is built on: they literally define themselves by their fandoms in their location “army⁷ moa⁵ onedoor⁶” and keep gushing over BTS, TXT and BoyNextDoor in multiple tweets like “Minha vida staneando 1 grupo misto(bonedo), 1 bg(bts) e 1 gg(txt)”. The song’s theme of joyful obsession and affectionate adoration fits how they talk about their faves, e.g. “Te amo Yoongi” and “Nem amigo eu tenho, quem dirá namorado. Continuarei apaixonada pelo Namjoon”. Their chaotic, caps-lock reactions and laughter match the bright, upbeat mood of the track, like in “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH” and “AKFUSGAJIXAOAJDIDOOFEHWIDIDWHWOQOAODJ AONDE”. Even their romanticized, fanfic-heavy side fits the song’s focus on love and affection, as seen in their constant AU talk such as “Oi amiga você escreve aus minimoni namgi e namkook? Acho que a próxima au que você deveria escrever é a nossa”. Overall, Boy With Luv captures their excitable, devoted, and slightly chaotic stan identity perfectly.
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