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Your Simpsons character
Juni shares Lisa's intellectual leanings and penchant for being a 'visual learner,' but primarily mirrors her darker, more self-critical side often seen in episodes where Lisa struggles with perfectionism and body image. Much like Lisa's internal battles with herself, Juni expresses a persistent need for control over their body and achievements, lamenting, “All of this still just to barely be underweight😌”. They both display a cynical, weary intelligence regarding the world around them, with Juni noting, “I’m so mad that my therapists were right about this”. Furthermore, Juni’s musical interests and their occasional feeling of social isolation, evidenced by the tweet “I’m really not very interesting sorry to break it to you”, align with Lisa’s role as the misunderstood, artistic soul of the Simpsons family.

Your MBTI personality Type
Juni exhibits Introversion (I) through their solitary habits and focus on internal struggles, often seeking validation from a curated online circle rather than real-world social interaction, as seen when they mention missing “the attention I got on here”. They demonstrate Sensing (S) via a preoccupation with concrete physical metrics and bodily sensations, frequently documenting “waist” measurements and “body checks”. Their Feeling (F) preference is evident in their emotional, values-driven responses to others and themselves, such as their “scared” reaction to eating out or their heartfelt “I love you guys” to their followers. Finally, Juni aligns with Perceiving (P) due to their spontaneous, often disorganized approach to life, seen in their struggle to “fix my sleep pattern” and their reactive “trauma dump” style of posting.

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25 | Exploring the intersection of faith, chronic illness advocacy, and wellness. Recovering musician with a love for Pilates and a penchant for fiber. ✨– @soontobedainty

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Juni’s complex identity as a 25-year-old navigating health struggles and spirituality. The base is light yet potent, mirroring their frustration when they “nearly got kicked out of uni” due to alcohol. The pickle juice honors their favorite food, “pickled beetroot”, while the elderflower reflects the compliment that they “look like a princess”. Finally, the date garnish is a nod to their “Ramadan plan”, representing the faith that “truly saved [their] life”.

Your Hogwarts House
Juni demonstrates classic Slytherin resourcefulness and ambition, particularly through their meticulous focus on physical goals and status. They show a clear drive for self-preservation and social standing, admitting they “miss the attention I got on here when I was at my lw” and using calculated tactics to reach their UGW, such as “refusing it” when they discovered the nutrient content of a treatment. Their cunning is evident in how they navigate living with their mother by “trying to hide my ed again”, showcasing a strategic mindset centered on personal objectives. Furthermore, their admission of being “literally in a cult irl” and their blunt, elitist dismissals of others—such as telling people they “lack basic reading comprehension skills”—align with the house's sharper, more exclusionary edges.

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The song Prom Queen captures the internal struggle of equating self-worth with body image and the relentless pursuit of a 'perfect' aesthetic, which mirrors Juni’s preoccupation with their weight and BMI. Juni frequently expresses a desire for validation through thinness, noting how they “miss the attention I got on here when I was at my lw” and feeling “icky” that body checks garner the most interaction. The lyrics’ focus on dieting and digital comparison resonates with Juni’s admission that they “used to use edtwt to romanticise my ed” and their constant monitoring of progress, such as celebrating when they “broke out of 51kg jail”. Ultimately, the song’s theme of a 'pretty' facade masking deep insecurity reflects Juni's statement: “2026 is the year we finally get skinny”.

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