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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a passionate and vocal fan who isn't afraid to critique the media she consumes, often taking a moral or intellectual high ground against 'slop.' She displays a cynical wit regarding television quality, such as when she calls out The Rookie for being "stupid copaganda slop" or mocks IMDb ratings by saying "just bc there’s chenford doesn’t make it good". Despite her critical nature, she is deeply invested in her specific 'ships' and fandoms, much like Lisa’s obsessive dedication to her hobbies. Her desire for social justice and accuracy is mirrored in her tweet "the way prince was a searing Jehovah’s Witness homophobe let’s all sit back for a second and be fr". Ultimately, her blend of intense stan culture and sharp, judgmental commentary perfectly aligns with Lisa’s overachieving yet rebellious personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
Soph is a clear Introvert who focuses on her niche fandom interests and online community, self-identifying as “she • istj or isfj idk”. Her Sensing trait is evident in her focus on concrete plot details, such as noting “betty watching them play pickle ball” or specific character lines like “ANGIE AGNES BERNADETTE POLASKI”. She leans toward Feeling, expressing strong emotional reactions to characters, like when she says “give ramón his emmy NOW” or “my heart”. Finally, her Judging preference shows in her desire for narrative order and closure, celebrating when “CHENFORD IS HOME AT LAST” and critiquing the lack of “original” structure in storylines.

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TV enthusiast featured in Parade and Daily Mail. When I’m not analyzing procedural tropes or Will Trent theories, I’m dodging blocks from The Rookie fandom.– @sophifieds

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This cocktail captures the chaotic energy of a fan who stays for the drama but hates the writing, much like how “the rookie pissing me off cause u wanna make a good show make ur own storylines”. The smoky base honors their love for gritty procedurals, though they likely need it as a “ciggie after that greys anatomy episode” because it was just too sad. The bitter notes reflect their zero-tolerance policy for specific ships, as they would rather “put your tongue on the straightener or ship trent and mitchell”. Finally, it's served in a fancy glass because “monica stevens has never done anything wrong in her life” and deserves only the most aesthetic presentation.

Your Hogwarts House
Soph! displays classic Slytherin traits through her sharp, biting wit and a strong sense of self-preservation, such as when she mockingly distanced herself from past mistakes by claiming, “This isn’t me btw I was framed”. She possesses a shrewd, analytical eye for media tropes and fan behavior, frequently calling out others for being “so obsessed with people” or mocking “copium” in competing fandoms. Her ambition is centered on her own specific tastes and theories, as seen when she prioritized her own intellectual pursuits, stating, “now that stranger things ended I have to work on my will trent theory”. Ultimately, her unfiltered honesty and tendency to disregard the opinions of others, even when “half the rookie fandom” blocks her, aligns with the Slytherin preference for individuality and resourcefulness over communal harmony.

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This high-energy song perfectly mirrors Soph’s relentless dedication to her favorite television ships and her vocal presence in online fandoms. She displays a tenacious spirit when defending her views against other fans, notably posting “half the rookie fandom having me blocked bitch what i do” while simultaneously tracking every move of characters like Monica Stevens, who she claims “has never done anything wrong in her life”. The song’s theme of persistent pursuit matches her obsession with show theories and endgame pairings, seen when she shouts “AND WHOS SHIP ISNT ENDGAME?” after the Stranger Things finale. Ultimately, her chaotic yet determined energy—from demanding “give ramón his emmy NOW” to live-tweeting The Rookie—embodies the bold, slightly frantic drive of this classic track.

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