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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: bookish, hyper-online, emotional, and politically aware. The username “Bruno 🇵🇸” and bio referencing niche aesthetics and subcultures show the same mix of ethics, identity, and intense personal style Lisa brings to everything. Their obsessive fandoms and intellectual fixations mirror Lisa’s overfocused passions, like when they say “diselo a mis tres tatuajes SOLO DE ESTA ENTREGA” and “soy psiquico siniestro y mi mega es siniestro hada no acepto debates”, turning hobbies into full identity. They also have Lisa’s dramatic inner monologue and self-aware melancholy, seen in tweets like “me voy a morir” and “correr al autobus afogarse repetir etc”. Finally, their mix of emo aesthetics, niche music takes, and anime/LOL brainrot—“serial experiments lain kill la kill y futari wa pretty cure venid con mami” and “number 1 angel es el mejor disco de charli xcx”—feels like Lisa aged into a very online, artsy, queer millennial/Gen Z version of herself.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference going out, festivals, and social plans, like talking about San Isidro and asking others to join “en medio de la pradera de san isidro SUPEEEEER MUSICAAAAAAAAAAA” and “chicas donde y cuando es hoy san isidro y quienes vais”, and they openly interact with friends and their psychologist in a very expressive way “le acabo de hacer a mi psicólogo el símil más loco...”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive rather than Sensing: they gravitate to aesthetic/identity concepts and surreal metaphors instead of practical detail, calling themselves “psiquico siniestro” and talking about “maleficios” “soy psiquico siniestro y mi mega es siniestro hada no acepto debates”, and describing themselves as “elegant gothic lolita aristocrat vampire romance yandere y magical girl” in their bio. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they defend people passionately “you can NEVER make me hate my homegirl la defenderé HASTA MI ULTIMO ALIENTO”, speak in emotional hyperbole (“me voy a morir”, “no lo entendeis estoy DESTROZADA”), and care about aesthetic and relational meaning more than cold logic (e.g. music, anime, fashion, catchphrases). Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than Judging: they embrace chaos and spontaneity—running for the bus and “afogarse repetir etc” “correr al autobus afogarse repetir etc”, joking about losing tax money “he asumido que no me va a llegar nunca la banca ha ganado esta batalla”, and constantly trying new looks and brands without any sign of rigid planning—so ENFP best fits their energetic, aesthetic, emotionally intense, and improvisational online persona.

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Marketing my emo teen dream IRL. Lolita fashion, League of Legends Irelia main, anime evangelist. Once explained my brain to my therapist via Gossip Girl.– @soruvecoagvla

Your signature cocktail
This drink is jet‑black and hyper, mirroring their caffeine-fueled chaos and Scooby-Doo tar-monster energy with an espresso‑infused black vodka nodding to “yo si fuera el monstruo de alquitrán de la película de scooby doo 2”. The cherry liqueur is sweet, dramatic, and a bit yandere-coded, fitting the elegant gothic lolita vampire romance persona from their bio and their devotion in “you can NEVER make me hate my homegirl la defenderé HASTA MI ULTIMO ALIENTO”. Sparkling yuzu soda adds a bright, weird, experimental fizz—like screaming “SUPEEEEEEER MUSICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” in the middle of San Isidro while listening to CAPSULE and PONPONPON. Edible silver glitter and a rosemary–sugar rim turn it into altar-piece couture, matching their brandwhore lolita side in “no estoy beateando las brandwhore allegations (hoy sali con un usakumya de baby the stars shine bright y un collar de angelic pretty)” and the dramatic holiness of “welcome back virgin mary”. Overall it’s strong, theatrical, a little unhinged, and perfectly suited to someone who proudly declares “Mis catchphrases : BEBA” right before saying “voy a poner el modo vibración y meterme el movil en el coño”.

Your Hogwarts House
Bruno shows a distinctly Ravenclaw mix of niche cultural knowledge and playful analysis. They frame their own mind in metaphorical terms, describing how they explained their brain to their therapist with an elaborate analogy in “le acabo de hacer a mi psicólogo el símil más loco para explicarle cómo visualizo que funciona una cosa en mi cerebro y me ha contestado 'conoces gossip girl?' queen to queen communication fr”, which reflects introspection and conceptual thinking rather than pure emotion or bravado. Their timeline is full of specific artistic and pop‑cultural references—Serial Experiments Lain, Kill la Kill, Futari wa Pretty Cure in “serial experiments lain kill la kill y futari wa pretty cure venid con mami”, as well as Charli XCX, M83, Madonna, and niche fashion brands—which suggests a curated, intellectually engaged aesthetic rather than casual consumption. They also exhibit a taste for clever, almost literary phrasing like “una escolar accede a internet y descubre que es dios” and self‑aware humor about their own catchphrases in “Mis catchphrases : BEBA”, indicating wit and a delight in language. While there is loyalty to friends and strong emotions scattered throughout, the dominant through-line is a creative, referential, and introspective mind—hallmarks of Ravenclaw rather than the more straightforward drive of Gryffindor or Slytherin, or the grounded earnestness of Hufflepuff.

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Vroom Vroom by Charli XCX fits them perfectly: hyperpop, camp, a bit unhinged, and very online. They’re openly a Charli stan, e.g. asking “porque nunca hablais de hand in the fire de charli...... es que acado estoy sola en este barco” and declaring “number 1 angel es el mejor disco de charli xcx”, so picking a Charli track aligns with their taste. The song’s mix of aggressive, flashy confidence and cute, almost “magical girl” energy mirrors their bio “elegant gothic lolita aristocrat vampire romance yandere y magical girl” and tweets like “tengo por fin el look COMPLETO de true emo that i dreamed with 16 years” and “living my teenage emo dream”. Their chaotic, horny humor in “voy a poner el modo vibración y meterme el movil en el coño” also fits Charli’s irreverent, maximalist attitude. Finally, their love of loud pop moments, like screaming “SUPEEEEEEER MUSICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at festivals and getting hype over playlists and DJ sets, matches the high-energy, engine-revving rush of Vroom Vroom.

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