Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Interactive: She consistently engages with her followers, describing herself as “VERY interactive” and inviting others to “be oomfss”.
- Artistic Inclination: She uses her creative skills to bond with her community, offering to “draw it the best I can” when followers share their profile pictures.
- Diligent Hobbyist: She shows dedication to her interests, such as when she “grew my own basil” to ensure the quality of her homemade pesto.
- Family Appreciation: Despite her struggles, she expresses genuine gratitude for her brother, noting she is “so happy” when he helps her with rewards.
- Supportive Friend: She publicly champions her friends, telling her followers they “will LOVE napoleon” because her friend is loyal and funny.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme Self-Criticism: She struggles with body image to the point of “attempted to bite/rip the fat off my body” despite others' compliments.
- Educational Neglect: Her focus on her disorder causes severe “brain fog most the time in class” during her final year of high school.
- Social Isolation: She views her home life as a “ticking time Bomb” and feels “trapped in my room” to avoid family.
- Dishonest Communication: She admits to “convincing myself” of false narratives regarding her health and lies to her mother about “maintaining my weight”.
- Obsessive Behavior: She is fixated on data, finding it “so satisfying” to watch statistics and graphs on weight loss apps.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Sirius is highly disciplined, academically focused while facing “brain fog most the time in class,” and possesses a perfectionist streak that manifests in her obsession with statistics and health. She exhibits Lisa’s sense of moral superiority regarding habits, as seen when she says “don’t call yourself a coffee lover if you are gonna add soo much syrups,” and shares a deep connection to organic, plant-based living, even “grew my own basil just to make my own pesto sauce.” Both are characterized by being misunderstood by their families and finding solace in intellectual or creative outlets to cope with their internal anxieties.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
Sirius demonstrates Introversion and a need for a 'safe haven' through her bio statement “There’s a party in my head, and no one is invited” and her focus on solitary hobbies like drawing and baking. Her Sensing trait is highly evident in her obsession with concrete data and physical details, such as “counting my oddly specific amount of fruits” and tracking weight loss “statistics and graphs”. She shows a strong Feeling orientation by prioritizing interpersonal harmony and 'oomf' interactions, even feeling “sorrowful” over family weight-related conflicts. Finally, her Judging preference is clear in her highly structured routines, such as her “700 cal intake, 25k steps daily and 1 hour morning exercise” and her desire to 'romanticize' her environment with specific ceramics.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Chobani no-sugar yogurt? Because you’ve completely changed the chemistry in my brain and I won't settle for anyone else.
- I’m no time traveler, but I’d happily spend every day in your 'online splurge diary' just to be your favorite oomf.
- If you’re looking for someone interactive, I promise I’m even more loyal than Napoleon and I’ll never make you feel like a wannarexic.
- Is your name Pesto? Because I’d grow my own basil and cut out all the saturated oils just to make sure you're part of my daily routine.
- You can stop searching for cute ceramics—I’d much rather help you romanticize your day than just be another statistic on a graph.
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Melbourne-based baker and artist. When I’m not perfecting my homemade pesto or sketching, I’m busy trying to reach my step goals. Professional tea enthusiast.– @soseriousirius
Your signature cocktail
The Almond Daughter’s Pesto-tini
This experimental, light cocktail is served in a 'romanticized' ceramic vessel to match Sirius’s need to “romanticise max this Ed because I’m so envious with how cute some of these mealspo’s are”. The base features basil, representing her orthorexic dedication to “grew my own basil just to make my own pesto sauce”, mixed with herbal tea for that “good for my body” feeling. We top it with a Chobani foam because she “will not eat any other yogurt brands” and a dash of cinnamon, which is technically “zero calories if i think really hard”. It’s a bitter-sweet mix that feels 'clean' yet chaotic, much like a “party in my head, and no one is invited.”
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Sirius demonstrates a distinct Ravenclaw leaning through her analytical approach to her hobbies and her creative, aesthetic-driven mindset. She shows a deep love for data and statistics, noting, “I love it when weight loss apps have statistics and graphs to show it, it’s so satisfying”, and exhibits a meticulous, knowledge-based curiosity about biology, tweeting, “I’m obsessed with eating but also guess what cool fact I found about our bodies interaction with food”. Her resourcefulness is channeled into creative problem-solving, such as when she “grew my own basil just to make my own pesto sauce” to meet her exact standards. Furthermore, her artistic side shines through her desire to “romanticise max” her life through ceramics and drawing, marking her as a student of both logic and art.
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Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors Sirius’s struggle with body image and the obsession with achieving an idealized physique. Sirius expresses this internal battle by sharing how she “attempted to bite/rip the fat off my body” despite others complimenting her, echoing the song's themes of self-criticism. Her focus on restrictive habits is evident when she describes the “700 cal intake, 25k steps daily and 1 hour morning exercise” as part of her 'honeymoon phase.' Furthermore, she highlights the painful social comparison inherent in the song by noting how she feels “envious with how cute some of these mealspo’s are”. Ultimately, the track captures the “brain fog” and exhaustion of a life governed by digital expectations and disordered eating.
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