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Your Simpsons character
Syn embodies the chaotic, rebellious, and self-deprecating energy of Bart Simpson, frequently documenting impulsive decisions and academic avoidance. Much like Bart's frequent scrapes, Syn describes mishaps like “I slipped on my ass so now I hate everyone and everything” and constantly puts off responsibilities, admitting “GCSE next week and I have not studied one bit”. He shares Bart's flair for the dramatic and occasional disregard for safety, such as when he says, “I might try give myself a piercing”. Ultimately, Syn's mix of mischief, struggles with authority figures like tutors, and his blunt, humorous outlook on his own misfortunes mirrors the iconic Simpsons prankster.

Your MBTI personality Type
Syn demonstrates Introversion through a preference for solitary hobbies like gaming and a desire for privacy, even creating a secret alt because he felt “too embarrassed posting shed stuff” on his main. His Intuition is visible in his frequent references to vivid internal worlds, such as having “the voices the voices” urge him to change his profile or experiencing surreal dreams. As a Feeling type, his posts are highly emotive and subjective, ranging from being “full of JOY AND HAPPINESS” to expressing intense distress over personal relationships. Finally, his Perceiving trait is evident in his self-confessed lack of organization and chronic procrastination, admitting he has “not studied at all” for exams and impulsively “spending all the money meant for college on yaoi.”

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Aspiring artist and gaming enthusiast. When I’m not perfecting my fishing technique in-game, I’m busy accidentally applying for college as a one-year-old.– @sotristeu

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Syn’s chaotic transition from 16 to 17, an age he jokes is basically “67..?” The espresso reflects his jittery energy from drinking “12 coffee 3 goiurs”, while the activated charcoal mimics the darkness of his 'shedtwt' humor. The pop rocks add a surprising sting, much like the time he “scrubbed my face with bleach” and realized actions have consequences. Finally, the birthday candle celebrates his hard-won victory of spending “3 hours trying to convince my parents to buy me a birthday cake.” It’s a bitter, experimental mess that somehow feels incredibly “jolly.”

Your Hogwarts House
Syn exhibits strong Slytherin traits through his intense focus on self-preservation and calculated aesthetic control, specifically maintaining a secret account because he felt “embarrassed posting shed stuff” on his main. His resourcefulness and ambition are channeled into niche interests, such as his 18-hour daily “grind” in Volcano Princess and his blunt rejection of unwanted social interactions, telling one user “you may NEVER dm me.” He also displays a classic Slytherin disregard for rules when they obstruct his personal desires, admiting he “spent all the money that was meant for college on yaoi.” Ultimately, his self-admitted “anti joy” attitude and protective nature over his social circle align him with the House of the Serpent.

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The song Teen Idle perfectly mirrors Syn’s turbulent adolescent experience, blending themes of self-destruction with the desire for a youthful identity. His preoccupation with weight and body image, seen when he says “if I'm anything above BMI 20 I'm killing everyone and then myself”, echoes the song’s lyrics regarding eating disorders. Syn’s impulsive behaviors, like when he “spent all the money that was meant for college on yaoi”, align with the track's themes of wasted youth and questionable choices. Furthermore, his constant oscillation between being “full of JOY AND HAPPINESS” and feeling like “anti joy” captures the manic-depressive energy the song describes. Ultimately, the mix of humor and self-harming tendencies in his bio and tweets embodies the 'dark' teen aesthetic Marina portrays.

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