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Much like Barney, the user struggles with a heavy “relapsed ed and alcoholism at the same time combo” and frequently tracks their sobriety, noting at one point that “10h sober, gotta be this year's personal record”. Despite the darkness of his addiction and his self-deprecating nature, Barney—like the user—possesses a sensitive, artistic soul, mirrored in the user's “process of making imperfect art” and love for nature. Both individuals display a tragic awareness of their situation, with the user admitting they are “too used to being hurt” while still trying to maintain a “shîny” and kind disposition toward their 'moots'.

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shîneko exhibits clear Introversion, describing himself as “too shy” to interact with others unless drinking and finding safety in a “vent acc” over real-world social interaction. His focus on Intuition and Feeling is evident in his artistic leanings, where he values the “process of making imperfect art” to soothe his heart and his deeply empathetic nature toward “unloved ones.” Finally, his Perceiving trait shows in his self-described “procrastinating” habits and a spontaneous lifestyle where he finds himself “teleport to mopping the floor” without a clear plan.

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Eco-conscious 22yo with a passion for gaming and botany. I once had a shampoo brand scout me for my curls while I was out buying energy drinks. He/Him | Vegan– @soullessanorexi

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This experimental, 'magenta' hued drink reflects a complex personality that finds “peace in your violence”. The garden herbs and lavender honor his aroace identity and love for “garden herbs not joking”, while the energy drink mixer captures the “no energy February” vibes. A bitter tonic represents his struggle with depression and the “relapsed ed and alcoholism” combo, balanced by a black salt rim for his 'vampire/skull' aesthetic. Despite the bitterness, the name celebrates his affection for his followers, whom he assumes are “pigeons in love”.

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Despite their internal struggles, @soullessanorexi consistently demonstrates Hufflepuff's core values of kindness, loyalty, and a protective nature toward others. They describe themselves as someone who “Will forever protect and love unloved ones, that's my charm and my curse” and frequently prioritize the well-being of their online community, telling followers to “take care and don't die till I wake up”. Their patience and appreciation for simple, grounded joys are evident in their “Day 5? of scribbling” where they find peace in “making imperfect art”. Furthermore, they exhibit a humble and devoted spirit, offering to “give up my alcoholism for you, and give you my kidneys” to support their 'moots,' marking them as a true badger at heart.

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The song's themes of addiction, cold weather, and physical fragility mirror the user's struggle with alcoholism and an eating disorder. His tweets frequently touch on these battles, such as “Relapsed ed and alcoholism at the same time combo just hits different” and “Couldn't look at the % aisles, I'd lose my battle against beer or wine for sure”. The lyrics about struggling in a 'class A team' align with his desire to disappear, as expressed when he writes, “Brother I want to disappear, need to starve myself 24/7 to achieve that?”. Just as the song depicts a haunting cycle of pain, he describes his life as “New week same shit” and admits to intentionally sabotaging his recovery to “feel like shit and play w dæth” because it is the only state that feels safe to him.

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