Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Repeatedly celebrates Suede and other bands, e.g. building up to gigs and posting excitedly about seeing them live in tweets like “IM SEEING SUEDE TOMORROW”.
- Loyal friend: Shows consistent care for friends, e.g. multiple warm tweets with and about Beth like “we are so beth and anais @lvrbeth_”.
- Protective sibling: Defends and advocates for her sisters, especially calling out ableism at Lidl in “my 8 year old sister with cerebral palsy and autism… victim of abelism”.
- Emotionally open: Shares feelings openly, from excitement to distress, such as “i’m upset” and “i miss suede i miss suede i miss suede”.
- Humorously self-aware: Uses self-deprecating humor and irony, like “being a jackass fan with emetophobia is not for the weak” and “both times… hug it looks like im trying to fight him”.
Weaknesses:
- Online overexposure: Frequently shares very personal details (health, transport incidents, sleepovers with online friends) publicly, e.g. “when me and beth met up i had really bad period cramps… crying in mcdonald’s toilets”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages in or amplifies drama with others and companies, such as posting about beef over a fan account photo in “someone’s beefing me because i ‘stole’ suededailys pic” and the Lidl dispute threads.
- Negativity focus: Timeline includes a lot of upset, anger, or complaints, for example “im upset”, “being a british jackass fan is so shit”, and repeated frustration at tours and cancellations.
- Risky boundaries: Mentions intense parasocial fandom and meeting internet friends quickly, e.g. “sleepover on saturday with someone i met on twitter less than a year ago”, which can risk safety and emotional overinvestment.
- Ruminative posting: Tends to dwell publicly on disappointments and past issues, from cancelled gigs like “it’s like the universe doesn’t want me to do my 10th suede gig” to repeated posts about the Lidl incident and missing Suede.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: obsessive about their interests, emotionally intense, and openly critical of unfairness around them. Lisa-style hyperfixation shows in how they orbit specific bands and figures, from being a self-described “❝ @TogetherBySuede ʚ♡ɞ culture slut ʚ♡ɞ brett anderson enthusiast” in their bio to live-tracking gigs like “IM SEEING SUEDE TOMORROW” and “IM LEAVING SOON TO SEE SUEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Their moral streak and sensitivity to injustice mirrors Lisa too, especially when they talk about disability discrimination against their sister: “my 8 year old sister with cerebral palsy and autism and very severe sensory issues was a victim of abelism in the shinfield branch of lidl…”. They’re also politically aware and blunt, as in “imagine lying that my BRITISH dad supports trump 😭 girl have u seen my dad he is far far far from a trump supporter”. On top of that, the mix of nerdy music knowledge, intense fandom (multiple band tattoos, carefully tracked concerts), and occasional melancholy (“i miss suede i miss suede i miss suede”) fits Lisa’s combination of passion, sensitivity, and slightly dramatic teen energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly go to gigs, meet online friends offline, and share very outward, social experiences like “IM LEAVING SOON TO SEE SUEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “meeting oomf beth @lvrbeth_ in a few days!!!!”, plus sleepovers and selfies, showing energy gained from interaction. Their style suggests Intuition over Sensing: they love humorous hypotheticals and abstract takes such as “i reckon i could pick suede up. not at the same time but separately. they all look very light.” and meta commentary like “the concept of people seeing “—“ being used in writing and automatically thinking it’s ai 💔💔”, focusing on ideas and patterns rather than pure facts. They are clearly Feeling: their tweets center on emotional reactions, relationships, and values—defending people and calling out unfairness, e.g. the ableism incident at Lidl in “my 8 year old sister with cerebral palsy and autism… was a victim of abelism… all they’ve done is send us a £10 voucher” and asking for support via “any shares/donations are so so so appreciated. ❤️❤️❤️”. They come off as Perceiving rather than Judging: they frequently act spontaneously with last‑minute plans like “i’m getting a viva la bam tattoo on tuesday” and jokingly chaotic gig/life stories such as “this time 2 years ago i was sleeping on the floor outside portsmouth guildhall… because i missed my last train home……because i was busy meeting suede”, suggesting flexibility over rigid structure. Overall, their enthusiastic fandom, emotional openness, playful imagination, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the universe is really trying to stop you from getting to your 10th Suede gig, I volunteer as a consolation prize: we can recreate the setlist in your room and I promise not to photobomb like that mysterious guy in your Suede pic.
- You said you reckon you could pick Suede up separately because they all look very light… bold claim. When you’re done lifting Brett and Simon, wanna see if you can handle one (1) HIM‑obsessed, Suede‑addicted, blur‑tattooed nerd asking you out?
- You’ve got Suede condoms, a Viva La Bam tattoo, a HIM tattoo, and matching Manics tattoos lined up—at this point your body is basically a museum of things I’m in love with, and I’m just here hoping for a guided tour.
- As a British Jackass fan with emetophobia, you clearly like living on hard mode—so how about we level up the challenge: a date where the only dangerous stunt is me trying not to stare at you during a Suede encore?
- You said you’re ‘under my bed’ in your bio, but honestly with your Suede devotion, Bam deck, Tumblr chaos (@vivalaanais), and that legendary ‘slept on the floor after meeting Suede’ story, you’ve been living rent‑free in my head for ages already.
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Your new Twitter bio
Suede superfan, British Jackass/HIM enjoyer, collector of gig stories (once left a venue with 50p and a Suede condom). Probably at a show or on a train.– @SoundAndSummer
Your signature cocktail
The Sweet 666 Suede Slip
This cocktail is built on blackberry gin for their deep, dramatic Britpop devotion and endless Suede gigs, channelling the longing of “i miss suede i miss suede i miss suede” and the heartbreak of “it’s like the universe doesn’t want me to do my 10th suede gig”. Cherry liqueur brings the sweet adolescent chaos of an 18-year-old planning tours, tattoos and gigs, echoing the gleeful energy of “IM SEEING SUEDE TOMORROW”. Sparkling lemonade captures their bright, hyper-online zest and sleepovers with oomfs, like “guys anais and beth sleepover has been extended by 1 day”. A dash of absinthe nods to their darker, more abrasive tastes (HIM, Bam, Jackass), and the chaotic pride of “your “love” was a razorblade kiss.”. Finally, edible silver glitter floats on top like gig lights and Tumblr aesthetics, celebrating the tattooed, glittery fandom of “HIM tattoo yayayayayay” and their self-described “culture slut” persona from the bio.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest through-line in Anais’s tweets is intense loyalty and care for people close to her, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. She repeatedly centers friends and family: talking about a sleepover with someone she met on Twitter and turning it into a mini-event (“i’m having a sleepover on saturday with someone i met on twitter less than a year ago. @lvrbeth_ hello?”), proudly sharing that she met a best friend on Manics Twitter and planning matching tattoos (“i met bsf on manicstwt now we’re getting illegal matching manics tattoos next time we meet”), and organizing multiple meetups and gigs with Beth (“we are so beth and anais @lvrbeth_”). Her protective streak and sense of fairness also show in how she publicly calls out ableism toward her disabled sister, pushing back when a Lidl staff member mistreated her and complaining that a £10 voucher is not enough (“my 8 year old sister with cerebral palsy and autism and very severe sensory issues was a victim of abelism… all they’ve done is send us a £10 voucher”). She’s also conscientious and community-minded within fandom, trying to defuse unnecessary drama (“guys this isn’t suedetoday’s fault she has nothing to do with it lol it’s just someone who’s bored and wanting drama”) and defending people she feels are being unfairly attacked (“i won’t tolerate any cass HATE if you don’t like it then SCROLL because cass is an angel who can’t do anything wrong”). Even her gig-obsessed lifestyle shows a kind of hardworking dedication and perseverance as she plans travel, multiple concerts, and a whole tattoo sleeve around the bands she loves (“2 days until i start my sleeve guys im so excited………”, “Concerts this year… june suede september manics, suede october dodgy december mb3”). Taken together, this mix of loyalty, fairness, and steady dedication fits Hufflepuff better than the ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the overt heroism of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Trash - Suede
A well‑suited song for them is “Trash” by Suede, because it’s all about finding beauty, belonging, and intensity in a small, devoted subculture. They live and breathe Suede, from the excitement of posts like “IM LEAVING SOON TO SEE SUEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “IM SEEING SUEDE TOMORROW” to the heartbreak of “was supposed to see suede in newcastle... now it’s cancelled… it’s like the universe doesn’t want me to do my 10th suede gig”. The song’s celebration of “we’re trash, you and me” mirrors how they proudly inhabit niche fandoms and online friendships, like “i met bsf on manicstwt now we’re getting illegal matching manics tattoos next time we meet” and their many tattoos and gig stories. Their bio, calling themself a “culture slut” and “brett anderson enthusiast,” alongside tweets like “went to see suede with 2£, left with 50p and a suede condom”, fits the song’s romanticized, chaotic, devoted energy. Trash is ultimately about finding your people in the mess, just as they do through Suede, Jackass, HIM, Manics, and the friends they meet through these scenes.
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