Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love for friends and bf, e.g. “when you’ve known oomf for two years ❤️🩹❤️🩹@dvilself” and “i like friends. Ilove my friends and im friendsmaxxinh.”.
- Community‑oriented: Actively engages with mutuals, wants interaction, and makes in‑jokes like “oomfs pspspsppspsps interact with me” and “those who follo tonito 👀👀👀👉👉👉👉”.
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated jokes and memes, e.g. “when i dont get 5 likes in one minute” and “this is us @hamburgwifchees @tamsyrudos”.
- Self‑aware: Acknowledges own habits and consequences, like staying up late and feeling sick in “mnnever dleepojg at 4 am wgenb ibhave to wakebup at 7 am” and reflecting on old account in “last sight of puristicsoul ((my old account”.
- Loyal: Defends friends and reacts strongly to their suspensions, e.g. “WHOEVER REPORTED KAI WILL HAVE A TERRIBLE LIFE” and “BENJAMIN NETANYAHU STOP SUSPENDING MY FRIENDS”.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative: Openly adopts inflammatory labels and stances, such as bio “shotacon” and tweets like “IM A SHOTACON DONT FOLLOW ME IF YOU ARE AN ANTI” that invite conflict.
- Insulting: Frequently uses slurs and harsh language toward others, e.g. “dont follow me if you’re gonna say this you fucking retard” and “people who chew gum with their mouth open deserve death”.
- Attention‑seeking: Equates lack of interaction with hatred and death wishes, e.g. “anyone who didnt repost hates me and wants me dead” and “temporary strawpage ok send me stuff or u hate me and want me to die”.
- Hostile: Responds to disagreements with aggression, such as “seriously dont expect anyone to like u when u act like a cunt to everyone and suicide bait all the time” and mocking others’ complaints in “maybe because you’re fucking annoying”.
- Unstable: Mood shifts quickly between affection and anger, from “you’re an asshole but i love u” to distressed posts like “my head hurts and im sad and eeeuhgghhhhhh” and repeated “everyone hates me” themes.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, provocative, and very online, but also needy for attention and affection from their social circle. Their self-identification as an edge-lord type shows in lines like “im a shotacon and you’re a lolibro we may be two cheeks from the same ass but we are not the same” and “people who chew gum with their mouth open deserve death”, which echo Bart’s bratty, confrontational humor. At the same time, they constantly seek validation and interaction, as seen in “oomfs pspspsppspsps interact with me” and “who loves kyun 👇”, similar to Bart’s craving for attention from friends and family. Their mix of exaggerated threats and melodrama in posts like “anyone who didnt repost hates me and wants me dead” also mirrors Bart’s tendency to turn everything into a dramatic bit rather than something earnest or mature. Overall, the blend of mischief, edginess, and social neediness lines up far more with Bart than with more responsible characters like Marge or idealistic ones like Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction and attention from others, e.g. “oomfs pspspsppspsps interact with me”, complain when friends aren’t online “none of my friends are on”, and dramatize social validation like “when i dont get 5 likes in one minute”. Their focus on fandom discourse, identity labels, and values over concrete details points to Intuition: they argue about proship/anti dynamics conceptually, like “dont act upset when proshippers follow you when u have only basic dni on your profile” and mock broad behavioral patterns in others (“seriously dont expect anyone to like u when u act like a cunt to everyone and suicide bait all the time”). They appear more Feeling than Thinking: even when blunt or harsh, their judgments are framed in terms of loyalty, annoyance, and hurt feelings rather than structured logic, e.g. “anyone who didnt repost hates me and wants me dead” and the emotional intensity of “im feeling really emotional right now”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and unplanned—staying up too late and regretting it (“mnnever dleepojg at 4 am wgenb ibhave to wakebup at 7 am”), rapidly shifting moods, and using Twitter in a spontaneous, stream‑of‑consciousness way rather than showing organized, scheduled behavior. Overall, the highly social, emotionally expressive, value-driven and scattered style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your next goal is to be on an “oomfs you follow” post — bold of you to assume I wouldn’t just make a “oomf I want to date” post and put you as the only entry.
- You’re out here fyozaimaxxing and crying over Fyodor, but have you considered diversifying your portfolio and investing in a new toxic ship: you x me?
- You said your relationship is nothing if you don’t act like brothers with your boyfriend — so when do we start bickering like siblings and then cuddling like lovers?
- You complain that none of your friends are on and you’re sad… I’m just saying, if we were talking, your ‘tid’ would be full and you wouldn’t have time to miss anyone.
- You’ve got notifications on for 20 people, but if we started talking, I bet you’d quietly make it 21 and pretend you ‘just happened’ to see my tweet first.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Chronically online, occasionally coherent. Once set a 4am alarm for school I didn’t have. Pro-fic, toxic ship enjoyer, trying to sleep before 2am.– @soushinyan
Your signature cocktail
The Kyun Nuclear Oomf Bomb
Overproof rum is the core because their energy is chaotic, loud, and a little unhinged, like when they yell “IM GINNA PISS MYSELF” and threaten oomfs with posts like “anyone who didnt repost hates me and wants me dead”. Sour cherry soda captures the mood swings between clingy and sad, from “none of my friends are on” to “this is not funny anymore im sad”. Blue curaçao adds a bright, anime-coded sweetness and drama, fitting their fandom vibes and dramatic shipping takes like “i like my ships…toxic.”. The chili-lime rim is for their sharp tongue and aggressive humor, echoing posts like “people who chew gum with their mouth open deserve death” and “dont follow me if you’re gonna say this you fucking retard”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud on top is the clingy, needy softness over all the edginess, like “i like friends. Ilove my friends and im friendsmaxxinh.” and the plea “oomfs pspspsppspsps interact with me”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a sharp, sometimes ruthless social style that aligns strongly with Slytherin’s resourcefulness and self-preservation. They draw clear territorial lines about who should or shouldn’t interact with them, e.g. “Yes. Do not follow or interact if you’re apart of this mental illness.” and “IM A SHOTACON DONT FOLLOW ME IF YOU ARE AN ANTI”, which reflects a desire to curate their environment and protect their status within a specific subculture. They are also quick to go on the offensive when annoyed, as in “dont follow me if you’re gonna say this you fucking retard” and “seriously dont expect anyone to like u when u act like a cunt to everyone and suicide bait all the time”, showing a willingness to be cutting rather than conciliatory. At the same time, they are intensely invested in social networks and mutuals, tracking engagement and positions like an ongoing social game: “when i dont get 5 likes in one minute” and “my next goal is to be on a “oomfs you follow” post”, which signals ambition and a strategic mindset about social visibility. They also display possessiveness and a desire for exclusive bonds, as in “ibhope one of my friends are secretly possesive over mecus. The feeling would be mutual 🙋🙋🙋” and “idont lke. being possessive of my friends But but. gunshots”, which fits Slytherin’s focus on close, loyal in-groups. While they clearly care about friends, the dominant pattern is calculated, status-aware, and often combative behavior, making Slytherin the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures messy, dramatic youth, dark humor, and constant emotional whiplash. Their timeline swings between intense affection and hostility, like when they say “i like friends. Ilove my friends and im friendsmaxxinh. and my friends sre loved” but also tweet things such as “people who chew gum with their mouth open deserve death”. The song’s rebellious, abrasive energy fits their habit of callouts and instigating conflict, shown in posts like “LOLLLL MY SECOND CALLOUT” and “dont follow me if you’re gonna say this you fucking retard”. Their melodramatic self-deprecation and need for attention mirror the song’s angsty outlook on adolescence, like “when i dont get 5 likes in one minute” and “temporary strawpage ok send me stuff or u hate me and want me to die”. Overall, the chaotic, bratty, emotionally charged vibe of Teenagers matches the way they tweet about school, friends, drama, and being perceived.
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