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Like Bart, southhilldrive is a self-proclaimed 16-year-old underachiever who spends his time trolling, playing video games like Marvel Rivals, and leaning into a 'bad boy' persona, frequently calling himself a “fat perverted chud who doesn’t deserve anything”. He possesses a rebellious streak and a short fuse, often exploding in fits of rage over his hobbies, such as when he tells a Dragon Ball Legends character, “fuck you you dirty piece of shit fuck you”. His sense of humor is rooted in irony and shock value, similar to Bart's prankster nature, seen in his repetitive “erect angle” jokes and his tendency to call out others as “weirdos”. Ultimately, both share a youthful, cynical outlook on school and life, with southhilldrive even admitting “this might've been the most 16 year old statement that's ever exited my brain”.

Your MBTI personality Type
southhilldrive demonstrates Introversion (I) through a self-deprecating focus on solitary gaming and an admitted lack of sunlight, viewing himself as a “subhuman” who struggles with school and social norms. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on abstract patterns and future-casting within his community, such as sensing a “terrible tragedy coming up soon”. As a Feeling (F) type, his posts are highly emotionally charged and value-driven, ranging from intense “hating” to moral outcries against “fetishizing weirdos”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his disorganized lifestyle and lack of a “winter arc,” often tweeting about failed sleep schedules and “waking up at 1” despite having school.

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Passionate about competitive gaming and Dragon Ball Legends strategies. From navigating Marvel Rivals to analyzing game updates, I’m here for the community grind.– @southhilldrive

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This cocktail is an experimental mess, much like the user's sleep schedule after they “tried to pull an all nighter and i fell asleep at 8 and woke up at 1”. The blue coloring is a nod to their obsession with Dragon Ball Legends and their plea for “BUUHAN OR JANEMBA OR TURLES PLEASE TOSHI AND MY LIFE IS YOURS”. It’s heavily spiked with sour ingredients to match their habit of “hating works 100% of the time” and screaming “fuck you” at Gohan players. Finally, the name and garnish celebrate their peak comedy moment: “it gets an ERECT ANGLE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹”.

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southhilldrive demonstrates a classic Slytherin mix of self-preservation and unfiltered resourcefulness, often prioritizing his own sanity over communal expectations, as seen when he asks “do i leave while i still can”. He displays the house's signature sharp tongue and cunning through frequent, blunt call-outs of others' behavior, notably stating “hating works 100% of the time”. His analytical side is applied with a focus on personal gain or social leverage, such as when he breaks down an image to prove he is “not a babbling dumbass”. Ultimately, his intense dedication to his niche interests and his unapologetic, often self-deprecating ambition to dominate games like Marvel Rivals or Dragon Ball Legends solidify his placement in the house of the ambitious and shrewd.

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The song's themes of self-deprecation and being trapped in a toxic cycle perfectly mirror @southhilldrive’s relationship with gaming and his own self-image. He frequently refers to himself in harsh terms, claiming “i am the lowest life form of a subhuman someone could find” and calling himself a “fat weak willed chud”. Much like the song's narrator who can't leave a bad situation, he expresses deep hatred for the game Dragon Ball Legends, yet remains hopelessly addicted, asking “do i leave while i still can” before diving back in. His outbursts, like “im so fucking sick of this game... fuck you”, capture the specific Self-Esteem brand of frustrated, teenage angst and the feeling of being a 'sucker' for one's own habits.

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