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Your Simpsons character
This user is intensely passionate about their favorite artists and media, much like Lisa Simpson is about her causes and interests. They dive deep into fandom analysis and fairness, calling out what they see as hypocrisy and bias, for example defending Melanie and Olivia against unfair fan behavior in “Ontem os swifties estavam atacando a Melanie... e hoje estão atacando a Olivia...”. Their earnest emotional investment and anxiety about upcoming releases mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overthink and worry, as seen in their buildup to OR3: “não vou dormir de tanta ansiedade mds, eu espero que não seja merch” and “2 horas pra descobrirmos se a Olivia finalmente vai nos alimentar...”. Like Lisa, they have a strong moral streak and aren’t afraid to condemn what they view as wrong or toxic behavior in fandoms, as in “Swiftie tem que se fuder muito viu... nunca vi tanto palhaço igual nesse fandom”. At the same time, their dramatic, witty comments and occasional pettiness toward rival fandoms give them that mix of idealism and sarcasm that defines Lisa when she’s frustrated with the world around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about online fandom, school stress, and inner emotional states rather than real‑life social events, e.g. “não gente, essas coisas só acontecem quando é a MINHA vez de viver (nem saio de casa direito)” and “Só de lembrar que daqui uma hora eu vou tá na escola me dá vontade de chorar”, suggesting a more inward-focused, slightly withdrawn person. They fit Intuition (N) because they constantly speculate and build narratives around future possibilities and meanings, like the ongoing OR3 theories: “vai ter OR3 ou single em abril, podem confiar” and “2 horas pra descobrirmos se a Olivia finalmente vai nos alimentar ou se vai ser um dos maiores tombos que esse fandom já levou”, showing focus on what might happen rather than concrete here‑and‑now details. They are strongly Feeling (F): their language is emotional, value‑laden, and very concerned with loyalty and fairness in fandom conflicts, e.g. “Ontem os swifties estavam atacando a Melanie... Será que o problema são as artistas ou esses idiotas?” and “Na cabeça desses lixinhos a Olivia quer ser a Taylor, sendo que a Olivia tem caráter”. Decisions and reactions are framed in terms of hurt, affection, and anger rather than detached logic, as in “nem assim eu largo essa menina mds ela é meu amor”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they are swept up in shifting emotions, last‑minute anxiety, and fandom chaos rather than structured plans—see the frantic countdown/"tombo" tweets like “1 hora pro tombo” and the spontaneous reactions “gente? e veio mesmo”, with little evidence of methodical organizing. Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, and spontaneous—their overall profile best matches INFP.

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Full-time student, part-time Olivia & Melanie analyst. Once planned my year around OR3 and a vinyl that won’t close. Opinions are mine (and loud).– @souzzwct

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This cocktail is strong and dramatic, because they live on fandom adrenaline and school dread, like when they said “Só de lembrar que daqui uma hora eu vou tá na escola me dá vontade de chorar”. Plum-infused vodka represents their intense, sometimes bitter stan energy toward certain fandoms, as seen in “Swiftie tem que se fuder muito viu KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. The purple grape soda is a fizzy, playful nod to their obsession with Olivia Rodrigo and the GUTS era, especially “estão excluindo o GUTS (spilled) e eu preciso dele no meu perfil”. Blue curaçao adds a surreal, PORTALS-style fantasy touch in honor of their Melanie Martinez love, like “MELANIE MARTINEZ QUE MÚSICA DO CARALHOO MEU DEUSSS”. The edible silver glitter rim captures their dream of having an aesthetic account, echoing “meu sonho era ter uma conta bem aesthetic aqui no Twitter”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture reflects their sharp tongue and chaotic humor when they drag people and labels, as in “ranço dessa universal music” and “Essa praga dessa Lancôme me paga”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they are outspoken, combative, and quick to stand up for what they believe is fair, especially in fandom conflicts. They repeatedly call out behavior they see as hypocritical or toxic, e.g. attacking swifties with lines like “Swiftie tem que se fuder muito viu KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK a fav acabou de lançar um documentário e eles estão mais interessados no SUPOSTO TÉRMINO da Olivia e virando as novas '''fãs''' do Louis” and “Ontem os swifties estavam atacando a Melanie... e hoje estão atacando a Olivia... Será que o problema são as artistas ou esses idiotas?”. Their language is impulsive and fiery, for instance “se for merch tu se esconde nas montanhas” and “lembrando que se for merch tá na conta da @sgnenas, podem denunciar”, showing a readiness to escalate and confront rather than stay neutral. At the same time, they show fierce loyalty to their faves, consistently defending Olivia Rodrigo and Melanie Martinez against perceived unfair criticism, as in “nós livies iremos garantir o prêmio dessa rainha” and “nem assim eu largo essa menina mds ela é meu amor”. The combination of passionate defense of their beliefs, quick temper, and willingness to jump into conflict points most strongly to Gryffindor rather than the more calculating approach of Slytherin or the gentler patience of Hufflepuff.

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A song that best suits @souzzwct is “brutal” by Olivia Rodrigo. They constantly vent about school and daily frustration, like when they say “Só de lembrar que daqui uma hora eu vou tá na escola me dá vontade de chorar” and “amanhã tem aula, não consigo aceitar”, which fits the song’s anxious, overwhelmed teenage perspective. Their timeline is full of dramatic humor and irritation with fandoms and labels, such as “ranço dessa universal music” and “na cabeça desses lixinhos a Olivia quer ser a Taylor…”, echoing the song’s eye-rolling, sarcastic tone. They’re a passionate Livie, shown by tweets like “nós livies iremos garantir o prêmio dessa rainha” and their OR3 obsession, so picking an Olivia track that channels chaotic feelings and disillusionment fits perfectly. The mix of self-deprecating humor, annoyance at unfairness, and intense stan energy in their tweets mirrors the restless, fed‑up energy of brutal.

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