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Your Simpsons character
Jen most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, opinionated, and very media-savvy. Like Lisa, she dives deeply into TV and film, sharing detailed takes on everything from Twin Peaks (“Have been rewatching Twin Peaks since September just got to Fire Walk with Me. Bob is top 5 scariest things I’ve seen.”) to The Blacklist (“Why hasn’t Liz figured out yet she is N 13 and Red is her handler.”). She mixes pop‑culture enthusiasm with critical thinking and principles, calling out bad arguments and hypocrisy, as in her comments on Jerry Seinfeld and edginess in comedy (“If a show is in syndication it gets shown anytime of the day. That show probably not that edgy.”) and free speech (“Freedom of speech does not mean there will not be consequences. You just can not be arrested but can be fired.”). Her concern for animals and skepticism toward fads also echo Lisa’s values, from worrying about marketing to pet owners (“Limes are poison to cats. This should not be labeled pet safe.”) to calling multi-level marketing out as scams (“I am tired of people trying to sell me Herbalife, It works warps and Plexus on facebook. #Scams”). Overall, she comes across as a sharp, culturally literate, morally-driven observer of the world—very much in line with Lisa’s role in The Simpsons.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most tweets are commentary on TV, sports, music, and their cats rather than socializing, and even big events are framed from a personal, reflective angle, like rewatching Twin Peaks and analyzing Bob’s scariness in detail: “Have been rewatching Twin Peaks since September just got to Fire Walk with Me. Bob is top 5 scariest things I’ve seen.”. Their focus on patterns, theories, and media analysis suggests Intuition—they spin hypotheses about plot and identity instead of just reacting to events, for example their layered theory about Liz, N-13, and Red in The Blacklist: “Her brain was scrabbled before she was dropped in the fbi so she could be a super spy and not know it…and red could help her unknowingly execute the plan (it’s all her plan).”. They show a clear Thinking preference with logical critiques and argumentative tone, often dissecting inconsistencies or calling out flawed reasoning, as in their take on Seinfeld and edginess in TV: “Just a note if a show would be too offensive to be made now the reruns would not be shown on tv. If a show is in syndication it gets shown anytime of the day. That show probably not that edgy.”. Their tweets also show structured, planning-oriented Judging tendencies: they worry about practical scheduling details like NBA tipoff times (“Why can’t nba list the actual tip off time I hate planning around a game and still watching tip off pre show 10 mins + after tip off time listed.”) and think ahead about logistics such as needing a passport for future Oasis tours: “If Oasis tour again I will travel farther than Atlanta to Chicago. I will go anywhere. Just got to get that passport.”. The combination of inward-focused media obsessions, pattern-based theorizing about shows, logical critiques of sports and pop culture, and preference for planning over spontaneity aligns best with INTJ.

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Atlanta-based TV junkie, Oasis devotee & cat herder. Once chased my escape-artist cat in fuzzy slippers—still more agile than my NBA team’s defense.– @SoWhatchaJen

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Bourbon forms the base for this drink, a strong, no-nonsense core for someone who will travel anywhere to see Oasis live and still dissect TV plots like in “Why hasn’t Liz figured out yet she is N 13 and Red is her handler.”. Lime juice adds a sharp, corrective tang, echoing their eye for calling out nonsense like “Limes are poison to cats. This should not be labeled pet safe. #SharkTank”. The champagne float is a fizzy tribute to Oasis and their Chicago trip, nodding to “Little bit of champagne Supernova from last night in Chicago #OasisLive25” and “My trip to Chicago to see Oasis live 25 Thank you Oasis #NewYears #OasisLive25”. A dash of orange bitters represents their bittersweet pop-culture takes, from “Godzilla was terrible.” to defending edgy comedy in “Just a note if a show would be too offensive to be made now the reruns would not be shown on tv.”. Finally, a smoked salt rim reflects their love of slightly dark, eerie vibes like Twin Peaks’ Bob being “top 5 scariest things” in “Have been rewatching Twin Peaks since September just got to Fire Walk with Me. Bob is top 5 scariest things I’ve seen.” while also nodding to the grounded, cat-loving homebody seen in “Working out from home with cats!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Jen shows a strong pattern of analytical thinking and media analysis rather than pure fandom or impulse. She frequently dissects plot mechanics and character logic, like when she puzzles through The Blacklist mythology in detail, asking about DNA timelines and imposters in tweets such as “Why hasn’t Liz figured out yet she is N 13 and Red is her handler. Her brain was scrabbled before she was dropped in the fbi so she could be a super spy and not know it…” and “Liz killed her father Raymond Reddington when she was a child. When was that DNA sample of Raymond Reddington taken?...”. She clearly enjoys interpreting TV and film, offering theories and meta-commentary on things like Twin Peaks in “Haha people actually think a season 4 would clear this up. Have you guys not been paying attention. #TwinPeaksFinale” and critiquing story structure in “The writing for #thewalkingdead is terrible and not because they killed Carl. They made a plan to beat Negan than everyone went rouge and created their own individual plans.”. Her curiosity about how things work and willingness to correct details—such as pointing out a factual mistake in sports talk in “Please give Dan the right notes the Penguins didn't beat the Thunder they beat the Lightning.” and challenging MLB speed equivalency in “76MPH is 76 MPH no matter where it is thrown from. Stop with this MLB equivalent stuff.”—further reinforces a Ravenclaw-like mindset. Even when commenting on cultural debates, she frames ideas in a logical, explanatory way, as in “just because ESPN is giving the courage award to Jenner it does not mean they think he has more courage than a vet or cancer patient.” and “Freedom of speech does not mean there will not be consequences. You just can not be arrested but can be fired.”. This consistent emphasis on reasoning, interpretation, and clarifying misconceptions aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw values of wit, logic, and intellectual curiosity.

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The song that best fits Jen is “Champagne Supernova” because her love for Oasis is a huge part of her personality and experiences. She traveled to see them live in Chicago and called it her best trip of the year, posting about it with “My trip to Chicago to see Oasis live 25 Thank you Oasis #NewYears #OasisLive25” and sharing a clip with “Little bit of champagne Supernova from last night in Chicago #OasisLive25”. The nostalgic, reflective tone of the song matches how she looks back on events, like when she said “Well the new year is coming and now it’s time to reflect back on the best trip I had this year.” Its mix of melancholy and euphoria fits tweets like “It’s either sadness or euphoria”, capturing her emotional balance between passion and introspection. Given how frequently Oasis and that specific track appear in her life, Champagne Supernova feels like her personal soundtrack.

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