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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, @sowicnic is a rebellious, chaos-driven student who frequently posts from school, such as when they lamented, “I OPENED TW AT SCHOOL AND I WAS LOGGED INTO THE 🌽 ACCOUNT”. They share Bart's penchant for edgy, satirical humor and internet trolling, explicitly stating that “all my tweets and replies are satire, and i will not apologize for anything”. Their feed is filled with a mix of gaming frustration and pranks, mirrored in their claim of “Hijacking the ATC and doing an amazing job at directing planes”. This combination of youthful defiance, a obsession with Counter Strike 2, and a self-proclaimed status as “not a good person actually” perfectly encapsulates the spirit of Springfield’s favorite brat.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ashley exhibits Extroverted (E) energy through a constant stream of consciousness and a desire for engagement, even stating, “I’ve always wanted to ratio the White House”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their absurdist, meme-heavy humor and interest in varied digital subcultures rather than concrete reality, often using satire as a lens, as noted in their pinned tweet: “All my tweets and replies are satire”. The Thinking (T) preference is shown through a blunt, often abrasive communication style that prioritizes logical technicalities over social harmony, such as complaining about tank mechanics: “WHY THE FUCK DOES THE KV 1 HAVE 7KMH REVERSE SPEED”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their chaotic, spontaneous posting habits and lack of a rigid filter, exemplified by the admission: “I OPENED TW AT SCHOOL AND I WAS LOGGED INTO THE 🌽 ACCOUNT”.

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FPS enthusiast and technical artist. When I’m not analyzing Soviet tank transmissions or hitting CS2 clips, I’m 3D printing Silksong costumes for Halloween.– @sowicnic

Your signature cocktail
This drink is high-intensity and experimental, perfectly matching Ashley’s chaotic energy and her status as an “Avid Counter Strike 2 player.” The base spirit honors her frustration with Russian engineering—“WHY THE FUCK DOES THE KV 1 HAVE 7KMH REVERSE SPEED”—while the bitter fruit reflects her edgy, no-apologies humor. The garnish is a direct nod to her stovetop incident: “Band Aid on my fingertip reminding me of all of my old mistakes.” It's the ultimate 'gooner alt' beverage for someone whose “but goe s boing boing whe n I walk.”

Your Hogwarts House
Ashley exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of reckless bravery and a complete lack of a 'filter,' often posting inflammatory opinions regardless of the backlash, such as stating “transphobes think they’re human beings 😭😭”. This impulsiveness is further highlighted by her admission of “trying to feel pain” by burning her hand on a stove. Her fierce dedication to her beliefs is central to her identity, seen in her aggressive stance to “keep rent low” by loudly broadcasting her political and social views. Ultimately, her bluntness and willingness to “not apologize for anything” because the internet is a public space cement her as a true, albeit chaotic, Gryffindor.

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Ashley’s online presence captures a chaotic blend of youthful angst, self-deprecation, and a desperate search for belonging, mirroring the indie-punk energy of Twin Size Mattress. The song’s themes of social alienation and mental health struggles resonate with her frequent admissions that “im not mentally ok” and her desire to find community, such as when she says, “I want to join the aim community but idk how”. Her use of extreme irony and satire to mask vulnerability matches the track’s lyrical style, especially in tweets where she jokes about self-harm or deep isolation, like “Its lonely at the top so i jump off the building”. Ultimately, her profile reflects the loud, messy, and emotionally raw transition of growing up in a digital space while “traying to feel pain” to cope with reality.

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