Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-committed: Openly defines himself as Peronist in bio and defends workers and public services, e.g. questioning water privatization in “Estás de acuerdo con que privaticen el agua ? @AySA_Oficial”.
- Humorous-satirical: Uses irony and jokes about football, media, and people, like mocking World Cup self‑celebration in “Como todo 18 12 imperdible los autohomenajes de los periodistas que cubrieron el mundial”.
- Self-deprecating: Makes fun of himself and his image, for example referencing his prison past in “Se puede volver de la carcel (doy fe)” and joking about age in “Por algo debo ser el rey de la carne”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Shows affection and nostalgia for friends and idols, as with Ale Sokol in “Un dia como hoy hace 17 años me daban una de las noticias mas tristes de mi vida. Se nos fue Ale Sokol…” and tributes to Maradona and Messi in “Porque el futbol es mucho mas que futbol…”.
- Community-oriented: Frequently thinks in terms of collective good, from offering trucks to relocate animals in Nordelta in “Pongo a disposición dos de mis camiones Jaula…” to promoting union elections and workers in “Felicitaciones compañero Pablo Santin por la reelección…”.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational: Engages in fights and harsh replies, highlighted by critics calling him violent in “En lugar de sentirte avergonzado, te vanaglorias de ser un violento asqueroso” and his own enjoyment of conflict in “En este 2026 no voy a tratar de no pelearme mas con nadie”.
- Insult-prone: Frequently labels others with strong insults, such as “Para mi, el pelotudo del año.” and jokes about amputating a finger instead of going to a concert in “Si te dan a elegir entre ir a un recital de Julian Kartún o que te amputen un dedo”.
- Dismissive-tone: Often belittles people or groups rather than debating ideas, like reducing Julian Kartún’s value to a painful joke in “Si te dan a elegir entre ir a un recital de Julian Kartún…” and calling someone “el plomazo” in “Pobre Braulio. Tener que bancarse a este plomazo...”.
- Polarizing-rhetoric: Uses divisive political language, describing opponents as “gorilas” in bio and aligning strongly against certain sectors, contributing to echo-chamber dynamics as seen in his enthusiastic attacks on figures like Macri in “Parece que @mauriciomacri no solo desatendió a la Argentina”.
- Impulsive-communication: Publicly acknowledges reacting quickly before thinking, like reconsidering his answer about the La Plata clásico in “Me apresuré: 'Que sea lo que dios quiera' Pero después me tomé un tiempo para pensar”, and many short, heat‑of‑the‑moment attacks across the timeline.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This account most closely matches Homer Simpson: loud, impulsive, opinionated, fundamentally good-hearted, and very aware of his own appetites. Like Homer bragging about his love of food while half-joking about his flaws, he shares his struggle with weight in a disarmingly honest way, as in “Les comparto mi experiencia en mi lucha contra la obesidad. Ojalá les pueda servir.”. He mixes blunt insults and clownish aggression with humor, for example calling someone “Para mi, el pelotudo del año.” or celebrating that “En este 2026 no voy a tratar de no pelearme mas con nadie”, very much in Homer’s argumentative, hot-blooded style. At the same time, he shows strong, almost naive loyalties to football clubs, musicians, and political figures, echoing Homer’s passionate fandom: see his Boca and Maradona/Messi devotion in posts like “Porque el futbol es mucho mas que futbol, les comparto las declaraciones tanto de Maradona como de Messi…”. Finally, his mix of working‑class pride, Peronist identity and grudge‑holding humor—calling himself “el rey de la carne” in “Por algo debo ser el rey de la carne”—aligns with Homer’s blue‑collar bravado and constant need to be loved and recognized.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
The account shows strong Extraversion (E): he clearly enjoys interacting with crowds, events, and conflict, proudly recounting social encounters like walking in Pinamar and noting that Velez fans didn’t insult him, as in “Hoy me desperté temprano en Pinamar y salí a caminar por Bunge desde Shaw hasta el mar. De todos los hinchas de Velez que me crucé no me putió ninguno.”, and constantly addresses followers directly, asking for opinions and starting polls, such as “Estás de acuerdo con que privaticen el agua ? @AySA_Oficial”. He leans clearly Sensing (S): his tweets are concrete, tied to specific matches, cities, people, and everyday experiences (food, walking, listening to a radio show), like “Casualidad o no? Hoy 9 de enero estoy cumpliendo mis primeros 78 Y resulta que en el Mercado de Hacienda en Cañuelas, la cantidad hacienda que entró hoy fue 7878”, rather than abstract theorizing. His style favors Thinking (T) over Feeling: he is blunt, often harsh or mocking in his evaluations (e.g. “Que esperaban? Es el hijo de Matias Martin no de Isaac Newton” and “Para mi, el pelotudo del año.”), and focuses on criticism and judgments more than maintaining harmony, even when directly confronted by detractors. Finally, he appears strongly Judging (J): he routinely makes categorical rankings and firm value judgments like “Ciudades mas lindas de Argentina Actulización 2026. 1. Mar del Plata 2. Rosario 3. Buenos Aires...” and “Ranking de mejores hinchadas de la Argentina 1. Boca 2. Chacarita Juniors...”, and often frames issues in decisive, should/shouldn’t terms (e.g. his stance on privatizing water or political figures). The combination of outspoken sociability, concrete focus, blunt critical tone, and firm, organized opinions best matches ESTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘Peronista de toda la vida’ and Boca is your team, let me be the unity ticket: vos ponés la mística y yo pongo la pasión en la tribuna de tu corazón.
- You said in 2026 you’re not going to try to stop fighting with anyone… but I’d be honored to be la excepción and negotiate a peace treaty over mates with you and ‘la banda’.
- You call Mar del Plata the best city in the world and yourself the king of the meat market; sounds perfect to me—how about we celebrate both with a romantic asado frente al mar?
- If you can forgive Pekerman for choosing Cruz over Messi, maybe you can forgive me for shooting my shot: how about we rewrite football history together over a Platense–Estudiantes match?
- You offered trucks to rescue carpinchos in Nordelta; with that corazón solidario and that sense of humor, the only relocation I need is moving permanently into your timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Meat man, Boca fan, lifelong Peronist. From Mercado de Hacienda to X threads on football, politics & everyday Argentina. Once even honored by 7,878 cows.– @soyalbertosamid
Your signature cocktail
The Peronist Caramelazo Spritz
This cocktail is strong and unapologetic, like a lifetime Peronist who proudly says he’s spent “Toda una vida combatiendo gorilas” in his bio while firing football and political hot takes. The Fernet base channels his classic, old-school Argentine bar energy and his love of heated debate, from calling someone “el pelotudo del año” in a quote tweet to asking if people agree with privatizing water in this pointed post: “Estás de acuerdo con que privaticen el agua ?”. The sparkling Malbec spritz reflects his passionate hincha side and love of local cities and hinchadas, as in his proud rankings of “Ciudades mas lindas de Argentina” and “Ranking de mejores hinchadas de la Argentina” in this thread. Dulce de leche syrup nods to his playful, dessert-loving humor, like his heladería advice “elegilos por color. El sabor es el mismo en todos los casos” in this tweet and his self-deprecating story about “mi lucha contra la obesidad” in this post. The chimichurri bitters bring his salty, combative edge—he celebrates a good jab with “Ese cortito entró bien. Ese le dolió” in this quote tweet and even jokes that in 2026 he’s “no voy a tratar de no pelearme mas con nadie” in this tweet. Finally, the name salutes his own “dia mundial del carmelazo” celebration in this post, turning his trademark sweet punch—both literal and verbal—into a bold, caramel-kissed spritz that hits hard but leaves you smiling.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows a strong Gryffindor-style tendency to confront and provoke rather than stay quiet or diplomatic. He openly mocks powerful figures and decisions — for example, questioning the privatization of water with “Estás de acuerdo con que privaticen el agua ? @AySA_Oficial” and ridiculing political actors in tweets like “Éste siempre hace lo mismo. Cobra por anticipado. Después se hace el enojado y va por mas.”. He also embraces his own reputation for conflict instead of backing off, joking about his temper in “En este 2026 no voy a tratar de no pelearme mas con nadie” and highlighting a punch with “Ese cortito entró bien. Ese le dolió”, which reflects impulsiveness and a combative streak typical of Gryffindor. At the same time, his repeated defense of workers and ordinary people, such as supporting a union leader in “Felicitaciones compañero Pablo Santin por la reelección. Los laburantes de la gastronomía no se van a arrepentir.”, shows a sense of standing up for what he sees as just. While there is wit and some cunning in his sarcasm, the dominant traits are courage, blunt honesty, and a willingness to fight for his beliefs in public, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Los Dinosaurios - Charly García
The song Los Dinosaurios fits him because it captures a mix of political conviction, melancholy for another Argentina, and stubborn resistance, all of which run through his timeline. His proudly combative Peronist identity from his bio ("Peronista de toda la vida. Toda una vida combatiendo gorilas") echoes Charly’s stance against the powerful and the "dinosaurs" that never leave. He constantly comments on politics and power, like when he questions privatizing water: “Estás de acuerdo con que privaticen el agua ?”, showing the same concern for ordinary people that the song evokes. At the same time he mixes humor, nostalgia and cultural passion — from Maradona and Messi: “Porque el futbol es mucho mas que futbol, les comparto las declaraciones tanto de Maradona como de Messi…” to his love for Argentine cities and music — mirroring the bittersweet, emotional tone of Charly’s classic. Finally, his sense that the country is going through a worrying present, as when he says “Esto está pasando de verdad”, aligns with the song’s feeling that something important and human is being lost, and must be defended.
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