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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user balances a melancholic, philosophical side, seen in their bio quoting King Crimson (“confusion will be my epitaph”), with an intense obsession for pop culture and television. They demonstrate Lisa’s judgmental yet passionate engagement with media, declaring a character the “VILÃ DA DÉCADA #TrêsGraças” and offering social commentary on community dynamics like “Clima tenso no fundamentaltwt”. Even their use of the word “neurodivertida” reflects a specific, modern internet wit that mirrors Lisa's intellectualized approach to social interaction. Ultimately, the mix of existential dread and being a dedicated fan of 'messy' entertainment makes them a perfect match for the smartest Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Sanshin demonstrates the Extroversion (E) and Perceiving (P) traits through a high volume of spontaneous, reaction-based engagement with pop culture, frequently exclaiming things like “Como pode esse site ser de graça KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “Um mais enrolado que o outro eu me divirto”. Their Intuition (N) is highlighted by their bio’s abstract reference to King Crimson (“confusion will be my epitaph”) and their use of irony, such as calling someone “neurodivertida” rather than a literal description. The Feeling (F) preference is clear through their strong emotional resonance with characters, shown when they declare “Amo ela 😭😭😭” or praise a character's sensitivity by calling them “que fofa”. Overall, their profile reflects an enthusiastic, empathetic, and novelty-seeking personality that thrives on the chaotic energy of social media.

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Passionate about TV dramas and narrative arcs. From analyzing 'Três Graças' villains to navigating the chaos of digital fandoms. Expert in high-stakes plot twists.– @soyyogurte

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This cocktail is a chaotic, high-energy masterpiece served straight from the 'Arkham Asylum' of Brazilian Twitter. It captures the user's obsession with TV drama, specifically their praise for the “VILÃ DA DÉCADA #TrêsGraças” and the absurdity of the plotlines where “Lígia vai parar com a tosse e vai começar a ter problema cardíaco”. The drink is experimental and 'neurodivergent' in spirit, much like their comment on Bagdá being “Bagdá neurodivergente”. It's a bittersweet mix that perfectly embodies their disbelief that “esse site ser de graça” while celebrating the ultimate romanticism of the timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Sanshin demonstrates a deep core of Hufflepuff empathy and loyalty, frequently celebrating the positive traits and sensitivities of others. They express genuine warmth toward character dynamics, noting, “Pior que a chay tá demonstrando uma sensibilidade grande com a Milena msm depois do que aconteceu, que fofa” and simply stating “Amo ela 😭😭😭” regarding someone they admire. Even their humor is rooted in a soft, appreciative observation of personality, as seen when they remark, “Ela é tão neurodivertida que graça”. Their bio's quote “confusion will be my epitaph” suggests a humble, unassuming nature rather than one driven by Slytherin ambition or Ravenclaw certainty. Ultimately, their focus on kindness and the emotional bonds between people marks them as a true badger.

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The user's bio explicitly references the song's lyrics, stating “confusion will be my epitaph”, which aligns with their chaotic and commentary-heavy timeline. This sense of confusion and dramatic irony is reflected in their reaction to reality TV and soaps, often finding humor in the messiness of others, such as when they remark, “Um mais enrolado que o outro eu me divirto”. Despite the melancholic origin of the quote, the user applies a cynical and modern twist to it while navigating social media drama, frequently exclaiming “Como pode esse site ser de graça”. Their personality oscillates between high-energy laughter and sharp observations, perfectly matching the progressive and dramatic flair of the King Crimson classic. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of someone watching a world of 'confusion' from the digital sidelines of Arkham Asylum.

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