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Your Simpsons character
Pedro comes off as emotionally intense, smart, politically aware, and very online, which aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, he clearly cares about politics and social issues, but mixes that with irony and burnout, as in “that's enough activism for today i think”. His artistic/emo sensibility and fixation on bands and musicians (Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Arctic Monkeys, Interpol) matches Lisa’s tendency to obsess over niche cultural interests, seen in tweets like “VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU VAI SE FODE” and “essa música nova do arctic monkeys é babado ne”. He also shows anxiety about school and the future, similar to Lisa’s academic stress, like in “tenho que começar a estudar pra vestibular pqp”. The combination of being a sensitive outsider, politically conscious, and prone to dramatic, heartfelt outbursts (e.g. “e vai ter gótico trans nordestino sim”) fits Lisa better than the more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): while they interact a lot online, their tweets center on inner reactions, niche fandoms and personal feelings rather than IRL socializing, e.g. stressing over people they dislike in their circle: “mds não aguento MAIS ver gente que eu gosto interagindo com gente que eu odeio tipo pf sai daí” and joking about being censored on a private account: “fui banido por 12 horas na minha priv pq falei verdades”. They clearly prefer Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing, shown by fixation on symbolism, characters and lyrics rather than practical details, like emotional attachment to Young Royals and fictional ships: “tudo me lembra young royals” and “hannigram ..”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling (F): they react in emotional and value-laden terms instead of structured arguments, e.g. “não consigo assistir a hora da estrela porque tô morrendo de dó da macabéa coitada mds” and intense stan emotions toward Gerard Way and Frank Iero: “Frank iero o homem que você é”, “VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU VAI SE FODE”. Their lifestyle appears more Perceiving (P) than structured Judging: they procrastinate and react spontaneously, as in “tenho que começar a estudar pra vestibular pqp” and the chaotic, in-the-moment commentary on shows and bands: “onde ve a bosta desse show mds eu nao acho live nenhuma”. Taken together—intense inner world, fandom romanticism, strong values around identity (e.g. “eu indo entrar na faculdade com cota racial + cota escola pública + cota trans”) and a loose, reactive approach to life—this aligns best with INFP.

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Pedro · goth trans nortista lost in northern Italy · once got Twitter‑jailed for ‘telling the truth’ and still won’t shut up about music and politics– @sp1deyy0

Your signature cocktail
This drink is inky-dark and dramatic because, well, you literally call yourself a gótico trans nordestino in spirit: “e vai ter gótico trans nordestino sim”. The black vodka with charcoal mirrors your vampy bio energy and romantic doom, echoing “won't you die tonight for love? ๑🦇” and your screaming over MCR like “VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU VAI SE FODE”. An espresso shot keeps the energy unhinged and awake, just like you frenetically thirsting over Gerard and Frank in tweets like “DESTROYA MDS TO GOZANDO” and “Frank iero o homem que você é”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a sweet-but-bitter teenage heartbreak vibe, fitting your emotional side in “Nobody ever loved me like he does” and the melodrama of “Todos me odiavam”. Cold brew tea with citrus peel nods to you studying for vestibular and trying to function like a person (“tenho que começar a estudar pra vestibular pqp”) while still being artsy and alternative. Finally, a dash of smoked salt represents your sharp, salty humor and occasional homicidal-level rage at people and bands, like “Desgraçados tomara que morram todos” and “banda de bosta mds”, giving the cocktail a bite worthy of your timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Pedro shows a strong Slytherin edge through sharp, sometimes ruthless self‑preservation and an us‑vs‑them mindset. Their anger is intense and targeted, as in “Desgraçados tomara que morram todos” and “se ela vier pro brasil tomara que se juntem pra tacar pedra nela”, which suggests a readiness to go on the offensive rather than play nice. They’re outspoken about identity and oppression in a way that combines pride with defiance, like “e vai ter gótico trans nordestino sim” and their joke about using every possible quota to get into college: “Eu indo entrar na faculdade com cota racial + cota escola pública + cota trans”, showing strategic use of the system instead of passive acceptance. Their reaction to being banned—“ISSO NÃO EXISTE tão tentando me censurar fui banido por 12 horas na minha priv pq falei verdades pois tomara que esse twitter caia mesmo”—reads as classic Slytherin persecution-complex plus refusal to back down. While there’s humor, fandom passion, and some vulnerability, the dominant pattern is ambitious self‑assertion, tribal loyalty, and a confrontational, cunning temperament that aligns most closely with Slytherin rather than the other houses.

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The best fit is Vampire Money by My Chemical Romance, because their whole personality online orbits MCR, Gerard Way, and a darkly playful, vampiric vibe. They gush over Gerard constantly, from “meudeus o gerard finalmente sem aquela jaqueta” to “Frank iero o homem que você é”, and even lament not seeing the band live in “Me mordendo de inveja de todos que vao no show do mcr”. Their bio, "won't you die tonight for love? ๑🦇", and outbursts like “VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU VAI SE FODE” show a dramatic, goth-leaning romanticism that fits MCR’s theatrical style. At the same time, their sarcasm and disdain for posers in tweets such as “banda de bosta mds” and “Desgraçados tomara que morram todos” match the anti-sellout, sneering energy of Vampire Money. The song’s mix of aggression, camp, and scene-kid nostalgia mirrors their tone when they scream about songs like “DESTROYA MDS TO GOZANDO” and obsess over MCR setlists.

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