Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for music and idols, e.g. My Chemical Romance and Gerard Way in tweets like “VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU VAI SE FODE” and “DESTROYA MDS TO GOZANDO”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like “o nome do cara é hannibal e ninguém desconfia que ele é canibal” and “night 🤦♂️🤦♂️olha pra tras ta de dia cara”.
- EmotionallyExpressive: Openly shares feelings about love, fear, and stress, e.g. “Nobody ever loved me like he does” and “não consigo assistir a hora da estrela porque tô morrendo de dó da macabéa”.
- SociallyAware: Comments on politics and activism, as in “that's enough activism for today i think” and criticism of bands that avoid political stances in “mas apenas uma banda se posiciona politicamente”.
- SelfReflective: Thinks about identity and life choices, such as being a “gótico trans nordestino” in “e vai ter gótico trans nordestino sim” and worrying about vestibular in “tenho que começar a estudar pra vestibular pqp”.
Weaknesses:
- AggressiveLanguage: Frequently uses harsh or violent expressions like “Desgraçados tomara que morram todos” and “se ela vier pro brasil tomara que se juntem pra tacar pedra nela”.
- Impulsivity: Reacts quickly and intensely, such as all‑caps outbursts in “NAO ACREDITO” and “ELA MORREU VAI SE FODE NAO ACREDITO”.
- HarshJudgment: Labels people and bands in extreme terms, e.g. “banda de bosta mds” and calling fans “tontos” in “mds esses fãs do finn do tiktok são todos uns tontos”.
- StressProne: Shows frequent frustration with media and daily life, like “Nem tô assistindo o bbb e tô me estressando com cada gente tonha” and “mds não aguento MAIS ver gente que eu gosto interagindo com gente que eu odeio”.
- Confrontational: Often frames interactions as conflict or censorship, e.g. “ISSO NÃO EXISTE tão tentando me censurar fui banido por 12 horas” and direct attacks in “stanley é xenofóbico nao gosta do nordeste”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Pedro comes off as emotionally intense, smart, politically aware, and very online, which aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, he clearly cares about politics and social issues, but mixes that with irony and burnout, as in “that's enough activism for today i think”. His artistic/emo sensibility and fixation on bands and musicians (Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Arctic Monkeys, Interpol) matches Lisa’s tendency to obsess over niche cultural interests, seen in tweets like “VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU VAI SE FODE” and “essa música nova do arctic monkeys é babado ne”. He also shows anxiety about school and the future, similar to Lisa’s academic stress, like in “tenho que começar a estudar pra vestibular pqp”. The combination of being a sensitive outsider, politically conscious, and prone to dramatic, heartfelt outbursts (e.g. “e vai ter gótico trans nordestino sim”) fits Lisa better than the more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): while they interact a lot online, their tweets center on inner reactions, niche fandoms and personal feelings rather than IRL socializing, e.g. stressing over people they dislike in their circle: “mds não aguento MAIS ver gente que eu gosto interagindo com gente que eu odeio tipo pf sai daí” and joking about being censored on a private account: “fui banido por 12 horas na minha priv pq falei verdades”. They clearly prefer Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing, shown by fixation on symbolism, characters and lyrics rather than practical details, like emotional attachment to Young Royals and fictional ships: “tudo me lembra young royals” and “hannigram ..”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling (F): they react in emotional and value-laden terms instead of structured arguments, e.g. “não consigo assistir a hora da estrela porque tô morrendo de dó da macabéa coitada mds” and intense stan emotions toward Gerard Way and Frank Iero: “Frank iero o homem que você é”, “VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU VAI SE FODE”. Their lifestyle appears more Perceiving (P) than structured Judging: they procrastinate and react spontaneously, as in “tenho que começar a estudar pra vestibular pqp” and the chaotic, in-the-moment commentary on shows and bands: “onde ve a bosta desse show mds eu nao acho live nenhuma”. Taken together—intense inner world, fandom romanticism, strong values around identity (e.g. “eu indo entrar na faculdade com cota racial + cota escola pública + cota trans”) and a loose, reactive approach to life—this aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… between your racial quota + public school quota + trans quota entrance to college and my entrance to your heart, which application has more chance of being approved? (I promise I study harder than you said you would for the vestibular.)
- You’re in northern Italy crying over Young Royals, Hannigram, Jegulus, and Gerard Way’s hair… when are you adding the Pedro + me ship to your watchlist? I swear our season finale would be better than Thirteen.
- You said ‘vampires will never hurt you’ and your bio is literally a bat asking if I’ll die tonight for love—fine, I’ll die, but only if I resurrect in your arms in the MCR pit.
- As a fellow ‘latino americano’ who also hates seeing people we like interact with people we can’t stand, I volunteer as tribute: I can be your safe corner of the timeline and your 10/10 DM at the same time.
- You were shocked that Hannibal is named Hannibal and no one suspects he’s a cannibal—so if my @ had ‘yours’ in it, would you finally suspect I’m literally made to be yours, or do I need to show up holding Interpol tickets in the Nordeste first?
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Pedro · goth trans nortista lost in northern Italy · once got Twitter‑jailed for ‘telling the truth’ and still won’t shut up about music and politics– @sp1deyy0
Your signature cocktail
Gothic Trans Northern Lovebite
This drink is inky-dark and dramatic because, well, you literally call yourself a gótico trans nordestino in spirit: “e vai ter gótico trans nordestino sim”. The black vodka with charcoal mirrors your vampy bio energy and romantic doom, echoing “won't you die tonight for love? ๑🦇” and your screaming over MCR like “VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU VAI SE FODE”. An espresso shot keeps the energy unhinged and awake, just like you frenetically thirsting over Gerard and Frank in tweets like “DESTROYA MDS TO GOZANDO” and “Frank iero o homem que você é”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a sweet-but-bitter teenage heartbreak vibe, fitting your emotional side in “Nobody ever loved me like he does” and the melodrama of “Todos me odiavam”. Cold brew tea with citrus peel nods to you studying for vestibular and trying to function like a person (“tenho que começar a estudar pra vestibular pqp”) while still being artsy and alternative. Finally, a dash of smoked salt represents your sharp, salty humor and occasional homicidal-level rage at people and bands, like “Desgraçados tomara que morram todos” and “banda de bosta mds”, giving the cocktail a bite worthy of your timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Pedro shows a strong Slytherin edge through sharp, sometimes ruthless self‑preservation and an us‑vs‑them mindset. Their anger is intense and targeted, as in “Desgraçados tomara que morram todos” and “se ela vier pro brasil tomara que se juntem pra tacar pedra nela”, which suggests a readiness to go on the offensive rather than play nice. They’re outspoken about identity and oppression in a way that combines pride with defiance, like “e vai ter gótico trans nordestino sim” and their joke about using every possible quota to get into college: “Eu indo entrar na faculdade com cota racial + cota escola pública + cota trans”, showing strategic use of the system instead of passive acceptance. Their reaction to being banned—“ISSO NÃO EXISTE tão tentando me censurar fui banido por 12 horas na minha priv pq falei verdades pois tomara que esse twitter caia mesmo”—reads as classic Slytherin persecution-complex plus refusal to back down. While there’s humor, fandom passion, and some vulnerability, the dominant pattern is ambitious self‑assertion, tribal loyalty, and a confrontational, cunning temperament that aligns most closely with Slytherin rather than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Vampire Money - My Chemical Romance
The best fit is Vampire Money by My Chemical Romance, because their whole personality online orbits MCR, Gerard Way, and a darkly playful, vampiric vibe. They gush over Gerard constantly, from “meudeus o gerard finalmente sem aquela jaqueta” to “Frank iero o homem que você é”, and even lament not seeing the band live in “Me mordendo de inveja de todos que vao no show do mcr”. Their bio, "won't you die tonight for love? ๑🦇", and outbursts like “VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU VAI SE FODE” show a dramatic, goth-leaning romanticism that fits MCR’s theatrical style. At the same time, their sarcasm and disdain for posers in tweets such as “banda de bosta mds” and “Desgraçados tomara que morram todos” match the anti-sellout, sneering energy of Vampire Money. The song’s mix of aggression, camp, and scene-kid nostalgia mirrors their tone when they scream about songs like “DESTROYA MDS TO GOZANDO” and obsess over MCR setlists.
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