Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm and knowledge about Pulp, Blur, and Jarvis Cocker, e.g. “my birthday is in a month... Hun pulp is a lifestyle” and constant Jarvis-focused posts.
- Community-oriented: Engages warmly with mutuals via tags, games, and in-jokes, like the '5 things i like' tag post “5 things i like + tagging 5 oomfs” and the Twitter family tree “My Twitter Family”.
- Humorous creative: Uses memes and playful edits, such as the fake headline “Singer Jarvis Cocker donated £100,000 to the LGBTQIA+ community.” and surreal jokes like “they look like pool balls here...”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings about relationships and disappointments, e.g. “guy who i was supposed to see tmrw flaked on me...” and “i'm gonna cry”.
- Loyal friend: Defends and hypes friends and subcommunities, like praising pulptwt as 'beautiful' in “actually notice how oasistwt has this shit but pulptwt is beautiful” and dedicating a thread to a friend “the truth about @/lakeau96 a thread”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Tweets quickly about sensitive topics then retracts, as seen in “the tweet i made abt this before was meant to be silly but i realized it was really insensitive.”.
- Provocative humor: Relies on edgy sexual or abrasive jokes that can alienate others, like the vibrator bio and posts such as “jarvis cocker kill sombr and gracie abrams and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower”.
- Self-deprecating tone: Uses negative humor about themselves and their life, e.g. “mom went through all this just so her daughter could sit around all day...” and “i think i'd rather kill myself”.
- Rumor-sensitive: Engages publicly with unverified serious allegations, like asking “wait did graham coxon actually groom kids or is it bullshit” instead of researching privately.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between excitement and frustration about relationships, music, and shows, like “i gotta keep pretending like idgaf that i'm never getting a pulp florida show” and multiple posts about flaky or complicated situationships “lowkirk this 3 weeks situationship had me making moves in silence”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a hyper‑fixated, slightly neurotic fangirl who channels big feelings into niche culture obsessions, just like this user does with Britpop and Jarvis Cocker. Their timeline is full of intense, almost scholarly devotion to a very specific corner of music, like “Pulp's singer since 1979 ... Jarvis Cocker” and “5 things i like ... 1. britpop 2. jarvis cocker”, which echoes Lisa’s deep dives into jazz or environmentalism. They also have that mix of earnestness and social frustration Lisa always has, seen in posts like “just putting this out there they've NEVER played a show in florida ... i'm not able to go out of state for shows or anything just because of expenses 🤷♀️” and the situationship drama in “guy who i was supposed to see tmrw flaked on me because his parents don't like me Whatever i guess”. At the same time, they weaponize sarcasm and weird humor like a coping mechanism, e.g. “trans person: im trans society: okay jarvis cocker: mmmmmphhhh.......” and “jarvis cocker kill sombr and gracie abrams and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower”, which feels very Lisa-trying-to-be-edgy-online. Finally, their introspective posts about being sick or inactive, like “hi guys... i have been really sick these past few days so i am sorry for the inactivity”, align with Lisa’s vulnerable side where she overshares feelings but still tries to stay connected to her little community of like‑minds.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about solitary interests (Pulp, Blur, Jarvis Cocker) and online parasocial dynamics rather than in‑person social life, like listening alone to music and crying in “listening to coffee and tv and crying because that's my skrunkle”, or making edits and fan mail in “mom went through all this just so her daughter could sit around all day and listen and make edits of a man in his 60s”. They seem iNtuitive: they constantly spin humorous concepts, lore, and metaphors instead of focusing on concrete facts, such as imagining fanbase dynamics and band relationships in “technically speaking if you think about it oasis and blur were kinda like that abusive shitty couple and pulp was that third wheel”, or turning a simple statistic into a narrative in “Pulp's singer since 1979 1979 Jarvis Cocker 1980 Jarvis Cocker ...”. Their tone shows strong Feeling: they center emotions, attachment, and interpersonal impact (e.g., being hurt by a situationship in “guy who i was supposed to see tmrw flaked on me because his parents don't like me Whatever i guess” and later apologizing for insensitivity in “the tweet i made abt this before was meant to be silly but i realized it was really insensitive... i very much apologize for that”). They appear Perceiving rather than structured: they describe themselves as disorganized or drifting (e.g., “sorry for lack of activity i unfortunately have had a life recently”, “i need to stop sleeping all day i wonder why i don't sleep at night”) and react to life as it comes, rather than laying out plans or systems. Taken together—introverted fandom immersion, imaginative humor and metaphors, emotionally charged and values-conscious posts, and a somewhat chaotic, go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle—INFP fits better than neighboring types like ENFP or INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So if Oasis and Blur are the abusive shitty couple and Pulp is the third wheel, can I be the fourth wheel who sits with you at the bar ranking Jarvis eras and talking shit about oasistwt?
- You said listening to “Coffee & TV” makes you cry because that’s your skrunkle — if we hang out, I promise to hold you through the Blur tears and then put on Pulp so we can cry in 5/4 time together.
- Your mom thinks you’ll forget about Pulp in four months, but you’re out here rage‑tweeting about Florida not getting a Pulp show and printing cursed Walmart Jarvis pics… that’s not a phase, that’s wife material.
- You appreciate bands keeping the same lineup for life, so consider this my formal application to be your permanent member: no lineup changes, just regular tours between your Jarvis edits and Chiikawa breaks.
- If showing that one Jarvis pic can ‘slime a girl out immediately,’ imagine what would happen if we put on “Common People” (Brazilian phonk remix) in your room — I’m just trying to conduct a very serious scientific study here.
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Britpop brainrot, Pulp/Blur diplomacy, and Florida show envy. Once cried over Coffee & TV and called it character development.– @SP1KEISLAND
Your signature cocktail
The Legendary Skrunkle Fizz
The Dr Pepper reduction syrup is a direct nod to their listed likes and sugary hyperfixations, pulled straight from “5 things i like + tagging 5 oomfs 1. britpop 2. jarvis cocker 3. dr. pepper 4. chiikawa 5. snoopy” “5 things i like + tagging 5 oomfs 1. britpop 2. jarvis cocker 3. dr. pepper 4. chiikawa 5. snoopy”. London dry gin stands in for the Britpop obsession (Blur, Pulp, Jarvis, Graham, etc.), capturing the distinctly UK, a-bit-messy-but-charming vibe of tweets like “listening to coffee and tv and crying because that's my skrunkle” “listening to coffee and tv and crying because that's my skrunkle ” and “technically speaking if you think about it oasis and blur were kinda like that abusive shitty couple and pulp was that third wheel” “technically speaking if you think about it oasis and blur were kinda like that abusive shitty couple and pulp was that third wheel that wanted nothing to do with them and was there for the fun of it”. The espresso shot reflects their sleep-deprived, terminally-online student chaos embodied in “last 3 weeks of the semester” “last 3 weeks of the semester ” and “i need to stop sleeping all day i wonder why i don't sleep at night” “i need to stop sleeping all day i wonder why i don't sleep at night”. Cherry liqueur brings a flirty, situationship-sweetness to echo posts like “ex boyfriend slash current situationship likes blur” “ex boyfriend slash current situationship likes blur ” and their vibrator/messy romance humor in the bio. Finally, sparkling water lightens the whole thing into a fizzy, experimental drink that mirrors their chaotic but affectionate oomf energy and stan humor in tweets like “that one girl who doesn't play about pulp no stilettos” “that one girl who doesn't play about pulp no stilettos” and “hello friends so sorry for the inactivity recently i have been so busy bro i am back this time trust” “hello friends so sorry for the inactivity recently i have been so busy bro i am back this time trust”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show a strong sense of loyalty and community, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They participate enthusiastically in friend and fandom dynamics, e.g. the playful family-tree post “👨👩👧👦 My Twitter Family: …” and the supportive tag game “5 things i like + tagging 5 oomfs…”, suggesting they value connection and inclusion. They also apologize to their followers when inactive or when they feel they’ve messed up, such as “hello friends so sorry for the inactivity… i am back this time trust” and the reflective correction “the tweet i made abt this before was meant to be silly but i realized it was really insensitive… i very much apologize for that.”, showing humility and fairness. Their commitment to their niche interests (especially Pulp and Jarvis Cocker) as a “lifestyle” in “Hun pulp is a lifestyle you were not set out for” reflects steady dedication more than cutthroat ambition or showy heroics. While they’re witty and creative, the dominant traits here are loyalty, warmth toward oomfs, and a grounded, self-effacing attitude—classic Hufflepuff qualities.
Your movie
Your song
Common People - Pulp
The best fit is Pulp – Common People because their entire online personality revolves around Jarvis Cocker and Pulp. They constantly reference Pulp and Jarvis, like joking about his age and legacy in “Jarvis Cocker is alive at the age of 62.” and obsessing over his looks and eras in “i need there to be a quiz to tell me what pulp member i want because i feel i am spiritually connected to russell senior”. Common People is about messy, very human emotions and class frustration, which fits their dramatic, self-aware posting style in things like “guy who i was supposed to see tmrw flaked on me because his parents don't like me Whatever i guess”. The song’s mixture of bitterness, humor, and sincerity mirrors how they talk about life, love, and fandom, for example in “technically speaking if you think about it oasis and blur were kinda like that abusive shitty couple and pulp was that third wheel...”. Their devotion to Pulp as a lifestyle, captured in “Hun pulp is a lifestyle you were not set out for”, makes Common People feel like their personal anthem rather than just a favorite track.
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