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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Advocate: Mark actively supports causes like HIV nutrition and abortion access, as seen in 'Times are tougher than ever for many. Can you help keep vulnerable people living with HIV and their families safe and fed this winter?'
- Detail-Oriented: His ability to spot errors, like 'Just got another email with this map and the same typo for Israel, @VirginAtlantic 😬,' shows his sharp attention to detail.
- Community-Minded: Mark advocates for accessibility and fairness, as demonstrated in tweets like 'Hey @tier_mobility how is this ok? Your bike has been locked and is preventing pedestrians, wheelchairs and buggies getting by.'
- Appreciative: He praises good service, such as his tweet about @VirginAtlantic staff during his honeymoon: 'Huge thank you to the VS117 LHR MIA crew today.'
- Humorous: Mark's witty tweets like 'Hey Siri, define scumbag behaviour.' showcase his sharp sense of humor.
Weaknesses:
- Critical: Mark often calls out poor service publicly, such as 'Hi @British_Airways what’s your current complaint processing turnaround?,' which could be perceived as overly critical.
- Impatient: His frustration with delays, like 'Hi @Eurostar I’m trying to claim club points for a trip but have been getting a “we couldn’t add your points right now” message,' suggests a lack of patience.
- Sarcastic: Tweets like 'Welcome to global Britain!' show a sarcastic tone that might not resonate with everyone.
- Demanding: Mark's expectations for high service standards, such as 'Hey @Pret if you’re going to charge an arm and a leg for a smoked salmon sandwich, could you maybe include some salmon in that?,' can come across as demanding.
- Overextended: His involvement in numerous causes and frequent travel, evident in his tweets, might lead to burnout or spreading himself too thin.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Mark shares Lisa Simpson's advocacy for social justice and sharp intellect. Lisa's activism mirrors Mark's tweets supporting LGBTQ+ rights and accessibility. Both are detail-oriented and outspoken, as seen in Mark's critiques of poor service ('Absolutely atrocious service @CostaCoffee in Peckham'). Their shared wit and commitment to fairness make them kindred spirits.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
Mark's tweets reveal traits of an INFJ: introverted, intuitive, feeling, and judging. His advocacy for social justice and community support, like his promotion of @TheFoodChain, reflects his empathetic and idealistic nature. His meticulous attention to detail ('When geekery invades your weekend leisure time') and structured approach to addressing issues ('Hi @SW_Help are there issues with delay repay today?') align with the judging trait. Mark's introspective and thoughtful communication style further supports this personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you cocoa butter? Because every time I think of you, I feel smooth and warm inside.
- Is your name Heathrow? Because you’ve got my heart waiting in a queue just to see you.
- Are you a railcard app? Because I can’t screenshot you, but you’re stuck in my mind forever.
- You must be a smoked salmon sandwich, because you’re worth every penny—even if you’re missing a piece of my heart.
- Are you Virgin Atlantic? Because you’ve got me flying high and feeling cared for.
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Your new Twitter bio
Advocate for social justice, LGBTQ+ rights, and customer accountability. Former Chair @TheFoodChain. Cocoa butter enthusiast & travel aficionado. Elderly gay (near 40) with a sharp wit. All views mine. Do good.– @sparkly
Your signature cocktail
Cocoa Butter Bliss
The 'Cocoa Butter Bliss' reflects Mark's smooth and warm personality, as hinted in his bio ('A man who smells of cocoa butter and cash'). Irish whiskey ties to his heritage, while coconut cream and dark chocolate liqueur evoke his love for indulgence and detail. Cinnamon adds a touch of spice, mirroring his sharp wit and advocacy work.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Mark fits Hufflepuff due to his dedication to community and fairness. His advocacy for vulnerable groups, such as his promotion of @TheFoodChain's work, reflects the house's values of kindness and loyalty. His meticulous nature, seen in tweets like 'When geekery invades your weekend leisure time,' aligns with Hufflepuff's hardworking traits. While he has a sarcastic edge, his overall commitment to doing good and supporting others makes him a strong fit for this house.
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Fix You - Coldplay
Mark's tweets often reflect a desire to improve systems and help others, such as his advocacy for @TheFoodChain and accessibility issues ('Hey @tier_mobility how is this ok?'). The song's message of support and healing resonates with his dedication to making a positive impact.
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