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Lisa Simpson is the only main character who shows anxiety, perfectionism, and occasional self‑destructive thoughts, similar to the user's obsessive focus on weight, constant self‑criticism, and suicidal ideation. The user repeatedly says things like i’m going to kill myself and if i am 58,8kg one more time i’m ending it, echoing Lisa’s moments of deep depression in episodes such as 'Lisa’s Date with a Date' and 'The Color Yellow'. The tweet my dad used to fatshame me and then show me photos of disordered people mirrors Lisa’s feeling of being pressured by family and society to be perfect. The user’s love of music (call me melody!) also aligns with Lisa’s identity as a saxophone‑playing musician. Overall, the blend of extreme self‑scrutiny, mental‑health struggles, and a musical identity makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.

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The user shows a strong introverted tone, focusing on internal feelings and personal struggles (e.g., 'i’m too weak to help my parents paint MY room #failure' and 'i’m worthless and fat'). Their tweets are rich in concrete details and numbers, such as 'i’m 55kg', 'Unpinning at 50kg✭', and 'day one!! 106 calories', indicating a sensing preference. Emotional language dominates decision‑making, evident in statements like 'i hate being sick i’m actually dying' and 'I need to be under 55kg by Christmas or i’m gonna kill myself', which aligns with feeling. The user also displays a judging style, planning strict fasts and weight‑loss schedules ('tryna fast for 7 days', '2026 vision board includes reaching ugw killing myself', 'i’m gonna do this for the rest of the week+ next week and update how much ive lost').

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Music & anime enthusiast 🎶✨ | Aspiring digital creator | On a journey to balance health, creativity & self‑care | Once tried a 7‑day fast, now loves pizza 🍕– @sparklysparkl3

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail’s clear gin base mirrors Melody’s desire for a thin, "un‑pinned" silhouette, echoing her frequent shout "Unpinning at 50kg✭". The bitter black sambuca adds a dark edge that reflects the turmoil in tweets like "i’m gonna starve myself down to bmi 15 so she likes me too💗😍🥺". A splash of sharp lemon juice gives a sour bite, reminiscent of her raw confession "i hate being sick i‘m actually dying…". Blue Curaçao and edible silver glitter give the drink a sparkling, musical shimmer, nodding to her bio "♫call me melody!" and her love for sparkle. Finally, the hint of sweetness from Curaçao balances the bitterness, just as she oscillates between bingeing and fasting, as seen in "i binged so hard yesterday and now i‘m forcefully shitting to see if i‘m allowed to eat today".

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The user repeatedly emphasizes personal ambition and a relentless drive to reach a specific weight target, saying things like "i’m 10kg away from my UGW... i’m MY month" and "i need to be under 55kg by Christmas or i’m gonna kill myself," which reflects the Slytherin trait of ambition at any cost. Their willingness to use extreme, sometimes self‑destructive tactics such as fasting for seven days, binge‑purging, and even contemplating suicide shows a resourceful, cunning approach to achieving their goals. The focus on personal success, manipulation of their environment (e.g., "On my way! to throw away food so my parents think i ate for the next 7 days!!"), and a fixation on controlling their body align with Slytherin’s drive for power and control.

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The user’s timeline is dominated by self‑harm, suicidal thoughts and an obsessive focus on being thin, as shown in tweets like "i’m gonna kill myself" and "i’m so triggered i’m gonna go make myself throw up" and the repeated mantra "Unpinning at 50kg". The lyrics of “Hurt” – "I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel" – directly echo the desire to self‑inflict pain to gauge existence. The chorus, "What have I become? My sweetest friend, I'm a liar," mirrors the user’s feelings of worthlessness and self‑betrayal expressed in "i’m worthless and fat" and "if i am 58,8kg one more time i‘m ending it". Additionally, the song’s bleak, reflective tone matches the constant cycle of binge‑fast‑guilt that pervades their tweets, such as "i plan on fasting from the 27 1st" and "i’m getting a bigger room i can finally walk around!!". Overall, "Hurt" captures the despair, self‑destruction, and yearning for relief that define this account’s emotional landscape.

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