Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ambitious Professional: Owns a fashion brand and actively pursues Netflix internships.
- Passionate Cinephile: Maintains a YouTube channel dedicated to analyzing horror films and television.
- Loyal Fan: Consistently supports long-term favorites like Degrassi and Miley Cyrus.
- Analytically Minded: Deeply engages with reality TV strategy, specifically praising Parvati Shallow's gameplay.
- Tech Forward: Views AI integration as an inevitable and useful tool for future storytelling.
Weaknesses:
- Quickly Impatient: Loses interest in anticipated projects like the Richonne spinoff because they “don't even care” about the wait.
- Combative Tone: Often labels those with differing opinions as “buffoons” or “morons”.
- Contradictory Behavior: Admits to finding “cheatmances” appealing despite criticizing other moral failings.
- Reactionary Commentary: Uses hyperbolic language for minor grievances, calling reality TV voting “diabolical”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Ash is a dedicated intellectual enjoyer of culture who takes their interests in Film, TV, and music very seriously. Ash displays a critical eye for quality, calling out when a show is “TRASH” or “ass”, much like Lisa’s high standards. They are deeply ambitious and academic, noting how they plan to “get deep about my unconditional love for Degrassi” for an internship essay and “praying I get this Netflix internship”. Finally, Ash's frequent commentary on reality TV like Big Brother and Survivor mirrors Lisa's tendency to passionately analyze and critique the social dynamics of the world around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Ash displays Extroverted energy through their constant, enthusiastic engagement with fandom communities and live-tweeting social TV events like Big Brother, noted in “see yall on Amazing Race one day #bb27”. Their Intuitive nature is shown in their interest in the future of media and technology, such as the “rise of AI” and how it could inspire “crazy ass episodes.” They lean toward Feeling, expressing strong emotional attachments to media, such as their “unconditional love for Degrassi” and deep reactions to character exits. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their spontaneous, reaction-based tweeting style and their self-admitted tendency to be “lying for no reason too, just for my own fun” to see if others catch on, suggesting a playful and adaptable personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the BB27 finale? Because even if the season was a mess, you're the only winner I actually want to see taking it all home.
- Forget the Netflix internship—you’ve already inspired me more than any season of Degrassi ever could. Want to get deep about it over drinks?
- If we were on Survivor: AU vs The World together, I’d pull a Parvati Shallow and give up my immunity idol just to make sure you stay in the game.
- They say AI is the future, but I’d rather keep things 'literally touching grass' with you in North Texas.
- Is your name Miley? Because I think we’re about to have a 'Bangerz' era of our own, and I definitely don't care what the neighbors say.
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North Texas fashion entrepreneur & horror buff. Once wrote a deep-dive essay on Degrassi to land an internship. Still waiting for the Miley Cyrus reality era.– @Spashley4l
Your signature cocktail
The Degrassi Deep-Dive
This drink captures Ash’s high-energy persona as a fashion brand owner and media connoisseur. The smoky base pays homage to the fact that “Bangerz era is still one of the best Miley eras idc!”, while the prickly pear reflects a sharp wit used to call out “goofy casting!” and “cringest clip farming”. The sparkling finish celebrates their “unconditional love for Degrassi” and the thrill of “Parvati Shallow” winning. It’s an experimental, bold cocktail for someone who isn't afraid to say a show is “ass, no pun intended” while “literally touching grass”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ash demonstrates the classic Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness as a fashion brand owner who actively pursues career advancement, seen in their prayer to “get this Netflix internship/apprenticeship 🙏🏿”. They exhibit a sharp, often biting wit and a preference for strategic gameplay in reality TV, praising Parvati Shallow as a “2 time winner” and celebrating a Big Brother player for the “DEFINITION OF WIN WHEN YOU NEED TOO!!!”. Ash also displays a touch of cunning and self-amusement, admitting “I'd be lying for no reason too, just for my own fun and see if y'all catch it”. Their blunt, unfiltered commentary on social trends and TV shows reveals a high-standard, selective nature typical of the House of Green and Silver.
Your movie
Your song
Bangerz - Miley Cyrus
Ash is a dedicated fan of Miley Cyrus, explicitly stating that the “Bangerz era is still one of the best Miley eras idc!” and frequently asking “when will it be @MileyCyrus time 😔”. As a fashion brand owner based in Texas, the high-energy, experimental spirit of Bangerz mirrors their vibrant interest in style and pop culture. Their tweets reflect a 'no-nonsense' personality that isn't afraid to call out things they dislike, such as when they claim a “show is TRASH” or label others as “buffoons”. This song captures the intersection of their love for 2010s nostalgia, bold fashion, and the unapologetic attitude they display when discussing reality TV and media.
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