
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user lines up most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and competitive but ultimately good‑hearted. They lean into mischief and dark humor, like saying “If I get JV5d in bracket again I might just kill myself on god” and laughing about getting drunk at events in “I’m too drunk to post results lowkey but I’ll do that tomorrow”. Their self‑deprecating attitude toward losing, such as “Entered a tournament today but I ain’t streaming it as I’m playing awfully today lol I don’t even care that I’m losing I just wish I was more of a challenge today”, matches Bart’s tendency to screw up but shrug it off with a joke. At the same time, they care about their scene and improvement, shown in tweets like “Technically speaking top 500 in the game rn I wanna grind for 1400 this season” and running events like “ND RIVALS INVITATIONAL IS BACK!!!!!”, echoing Bart’s hidden loyalty and effort when it matters. Their chaotic energy in DnD (“they need someone chaotic since everyone else takes the game so seriously”) and habit of trolling friends in games reinforce the playful, prankster side that makes Bart the closest fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly seek interaction (AMAs, asking who’s going to Frosty, running/streaming events), and seem energized by people and community competition, e.g. “Am I seeing anyone at frosty” and “I’m live at gonna lose Landon next”. Their humor, willingness to overshare (drinking, work, family, sexuality, etc.), and love of group games like DnD and locals also suggest an outward-facing energy rather than reserved privacy. They appear strongly iNtuitive (N): they frequently jump to ideas, hypotheticals, and patterns rather than just describing facts, such as “What if in order to buff La Reina they make it so after a party your next attack does more damage…” and pattern jokes like “Hmmmmm I wonder if there is a pattern here…..”. They come across as Thinking (T) over Feeling: they are blunt, analytic about competition, and not especially conflict-avoidant, using sharp language and dark humor like “If I get JV5d in bracket again I might just kill myself on god” and critiquing others’ play or seeding logically, e.g. “Why did bell seed me into the fucking etalus zone 3 2 at the bell tourney…”. Their emotional side shows up, but usually filtered through analysis of performance and mindset, as in “I need a sports psychologist to do a study on why competitive players develop such a different mindset about the game from casuals…”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they are impulsive, self-described chaotic (friends recruit them for that in DnD: “anytime someone wants me to join their DnD group it’s solely because they need someone chaotic…”), and often react in the moment rather than following strict plans, like entering/streaming tournaments last-minute (“So I signed up for an online tourney… should I stream myself going 0 2 again”) or joking about playing drunk. They juggle multiple games, projects, and ideas at once (locals, invitationals, cosplay, modding, clip dumps) with a very spontaneous tone, which aligns well with ENTP’s flexible, exploratory style. Overall, the combination of social, idea-driven, bluntly logical, and chaotic behavior best fits ENTP.

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Rivals 2 Kragg enjoyer from ND. TO for Watch the VOD & WILBYS REALM. Retired Yoshi, bug nerd, and occasional Marvel Rivals drunk MVP.– @SpedtheYoshi

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This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal/tequila base to represent their main bug-rock boy and the grind of ND locals, echoing their pride in Kragg and lines like “Fun fact since when I was in college (rip) my major was bugs so when playing video games I made a bug rule…”. A layer of coffee liqueur captures late-night grinding, TO work, and drunk brackets like “Unfortunately I was drunk so its hard to learn from.”. Spiced honey syrup adds sweetness with a kick, reflecting their chaotic-fun vibe and social energy from tweets like “I love how anytime someone wants me to join their DnD group it’s solely because they need someone chaotic…”. A dash of bitters nods to their salty but self-aware posts such as “Holy choke day… I am down like 50 points :(” and “If I get JV5d in bracket again I might just kill myself on god”. Finally, a splash of energy drink or citrus soda gives it tournament-day burst and travel hype, channeling posts like “Leaving for frosty ama today…” and “Flying down to Texas for the holidays ama”. Strong, a bit bitter, but ultimately sweet and hype – just like grinding ranked, running events, and yelling about Kragg nerfs.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, community focus, and steady hard work. They’re deeply committed to their local and regional Rivals scene, not just competing but organizing and promoting events like the ND Rivals invitational: “Forgot to post this on Twitter but ND RIVALS INVITATIONAL IS BACK!!!!! This Saturday tune into… for the North Dakotan Rivals 2 invitational WATcH THE VOD 2!” and celebrating others’ success with lines like “AND THATS WHY MY FUCKING MONEY GOES TO BEASTLY GO WIN MORE KING”, which reflect a supportive, team‑oriented mindset. They emphasize grinding and improvement over ego, saying things like “Technically speaking top 500 in the game rn I wanna grind for 1400 this season I feel so smooth in movement when I’m in the zone…” and “I love beating fellow employed people in my favorite video game now I just gotta hit top 100 krag”, showing perseverance and work ethic more than ruthless ambition. There’s also a consistent warmth and inclusiveness in how they talk about friends and locals, like “It’s only like 2 months late but thanks to everyone that came out for WILBYS REALM. Was a blast to play all of yall…” and joking about being the chaotic one invited into DnD groups: “anytime someone wants me to join their DnD group it’s solely because they need someone chaotic…”. While they do show curiosity and niche academic interests — e.g. reading a 209‑page report on aquatic arthropods for fun in “I love being probably the only person who enjoys sitting cooking salmon while reading a 209 page college report on the different aquatic arthropods…” — this intellectual streak sits behind a primary identity as a loyal grinder who cares about their people and their scene, which aligns more with Hufflepuff than Ravenclaw or Slytherin.

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DragonForce’s Through the Fire and Flames fits them because they’re constantly grinding competitive games and pushing through bad days, like when they wrote about playing poorly but still entering bracket anyway in “Entered a tournament today but I ain’t streaming it as I’m playing awfully today lol I don’t even care that I’m losing I just wish I was more of a challenge today but it’s just not my day today”. The song’s over-the-top intensity mirrors the way they talk about rivals, from joking about being carried by lag in “Guys I might be carried by the lag” to grinding for higher ranks in “Technically speaking top 500 in the game rn I wanna grind for 1400 this season”. Its epic, relentless energy also matches their love of wild plays and movement, as shown in “somewhat simple stocks but I just love how I've been moving lately” and their ‘freak shit’ confidence in “I can tell when my movement improves by how much freak shit I go for so I've been feeling real good lately”. Even when they choke or get tilted, like in “Holy choke day… I am down like 50 points :(”, they frame it as part of the ongoing grind, which matches the song’s theme of enduring hardship and fighting on. And the dramatic, almost comedic excess of the track fits their chaotic, self-aware humor seen in posts like “Whomever made Kragg rock the most honest character in workshop has got to be the best fucking comedian I’ve ever seen”.

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