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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Spence's dedication to his work is evident in his long hours and complaints about difficult customers and coworkers. 'service started two hours ago i cooked two fish WHY am i here [picture]'
- Sarcastic: He often uses humor to express his frustration with the world, like when he jokes about his coworkers and the restaurant industry. 'everyday of my life is an experiment in how bad things can go when a coworker doesn't do something they should've [picture]'
- Loyal: He is a big fan of Anthony Bourdain and the Philadelphia 76ers, and often expresses his support for them. 'i miss anthony bourdain bro i'm gonna drop dead [picture]'
- Observant: He is able to make insightful observations about people and situations, like when he criticizes people who make comments about his height. 'hate when other dudes are like 'oh oh I can't get dates Im so short women have such high standards' and they're my height or even taller like!!!!! I promise you there's a billion other reasons women don't want to be around you...skill issue [picture]'
- Honest: He is open about his struggles with addiction and his feelings about his work. 'i gotta stop doing coke [picture]'
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: He often makes rash decisions and acts without thinking, like when he texted his entire management team asking for a payout. 'texted the entire management like bro can i get that please [picture] [quoted tweet]'
- Self-deprecating: He often makes jokes about his appearance and personality, which can be seen as a lack of confidence. 'i start seeing a girl and all of a sudden i reply guy in all her posts with shit like 'wow dear look at that body' like im 60 [picture]'
- Cynical: He often expresses negativity and pessimism about the world, which can be off-putting to some people. 'everyday of my life is an experiment in how bad things can go when a coworker doesn't do something they should've [picture]'
- Argumentative: He is quick to argue with people online, and can be very opinionated. 'don't argue w me either i'm a grown man who owns a house and has sex and it's warm enough i had to set up ant traps today i don't care that you think caitlin clark isn't fuckable, Trey [picture]'
- Addicted: He struggles with addiction to drugs and alcohol, which can have negative consequences for his life. 'i gotta stop doing coke [picture]'
Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble
Spence's love of drinking, his tendency to complain, and his overall lack of ambition make him a perfect match for Barney Gumble. He often tweets about his drinking habits and how much he enjoys it. 'oh yeah baby I'm gonna drink tonight [picture]' He also frequently complains about his job and his coworkers. 'everyday of my life is an experiment in how bad things can go when a coworker doesn't do something they should've [picture]' He also seems to lack any real ambition, and is content to just coast through life. 'i gotta stop doing coke [picture]'
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Some pickup lines for you
- I'm not sure if you're a good cook, but I'm definitely willing to try your 'special' recipe.
- You must be a wrestling fan, because you're definitely a 'people's champ.'
- I'm not sure if you're a good tipper, but I'm willing to take a chance on you.
- I'm not sure if you're a good cook, but I'm definitely willing to try your 'special' recipe.
- I'm not sure if you're a good cook, but I'm definitely willing to try your 'special' recipe.
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Your new Twitter bio
Line cook, wrestling enthusiast, and connoisseur of fine dining. I'm also a bit of a 'professional himbo' and a 'sufferer.' Follow me for hilarious takes on the restaurant industry, wrestling, and life in general.– @spencepressure
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Hufflepuff
Spence's loyalty to his friends and coworkers, his hard work ethic, and his dedication to his craft make him a perfect fit for Hufflepuff. He is always willing to help out his friends, even when they are not always deserving of it. 'i gotta stop doing coke [picture]' He also works long hours and puts in a lot of effort to do his job well. 'service started two hours ago i cooked two fish WHY am i here [picture]' He is also a very loyal fan of the Philadelphia 76ers, and has been through a lot of ups and downs with the team. 'i am not going to react to the 76ers they don't deserve my energy year after year man [picture]'
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Mr. Brightside - The Killers
This song, with its themes of heartbreak, betrayal, and longing for a better life, would resonate with Spence's feelings about his relationships and his work. He often tweets about his love life and his struggles with dating. 'i start seeing a girl and all of a sudden i reply guy in all her posts with shit like 'wow dear look at that body' like im 60 [picture]' He also frequently complains about his job and his coworkers. 'everyday of my life is an experiment in how bad things can go when a coworker doesn't do something they should've [picture]'
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