Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Educational Achievement: Claims to be a Harvard Graduate in his bio, indicating high academic standing.
- Passionate Sports Fan: Shows deep loyalty to the NFL, specifically as a Seahawks Meat Rider and frequent commentator on games.
- Diverse Interests: Engages with a wide range of media including Radiohead, Cars 2, and anime.
- Socially Aware: Calls out perceived injustices or political issues, such as criticizing Nazi Dogwhistles from government accounts.
- Creative Hobbyist: Demonstrates digital creativity by building complex structures like House of Leaves in Minecraft.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Communication: Uses hostile language and insults, telling others Jesus would spit on you, dumb bitch.
- Inappropriate Humor: Posts crude jokes regarding sensitive topics like the Rebel's Cum in Star Wars.
- Obsessive Tendencies: Displays a preoccupation with 'beautiful women' and porn account followers.
- Emotional Volatility: Reacts to sports losses with extreme statements, such as tweeting simply Suicide after a game.
- Social Desperation: Frequently begs for beautiful anime girls or real women to follow or contact him.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Spencer embodies the hyper-critical, pop-culture-obsessed persona of Comic Book Guy, constantly ranking and dismissing media with phrases like “the term 'Fall Off' would indicate that you were once 'On'”. Much like the Simpsons character, his feed is a mix of niche interests, ranging from anime and Hatsune Miku to aggressive gatekeeping of music, noting “I dont trust people that think death grips is good music”. He frequently engages in ironic internet humor and cinematic elitism, such as when he mocks others for only knowing “the guy who directed Ready Player One”. His tendency to alternate between extreme fandom for sports and cynical, derogatory commentary on social issues mirrors the character's blend of obsession and misanthropy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Spencer exhibits Extroversion through high-frequency posting and frequent calls for social attention, such as wishing “more beautiful women followed me”. His Intuition is clear in his heavy reliance on abstract internet subcultures, memes, and media analysis, like calling a Radiohead song “Top 1” or referencing “environmental storytelling”. He leans toward Thinking with a blunt, often abrasive communication style, exemplified by his aggressive call-out: “Jesus would spit on you, dumb bitch.”. Finally, his Perceiving nature shows in his spontaneous, erratic posting schedule and his fluid, multi-team sports fandom, shifting from frustration like “Rams i swear to god” to declaring the “Packers 2027 superbowl champions”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Seattle Seahawks game? Because you're giving me a heart attack, but I just can't stop watching you.
- I may not be a beautiful anime girl from Albania, but I promise I’m way more real than a Russian bot defending a bad take.
- If you were a track on 'Dark Times,' I’d put you on repeat even more than that video you keep coming back to.
- Call me a Cars 2 enthusiast, because I’m ready to skip the first date and go straight to the high-octane sequel with you.
- I promise I’m not a girl on Tinder trying to recruit you for a caliphate, but I am 'smokin' hot' and looking for a Harvard grad to overanalyze Half-Life 3 theories with.
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Your new Twitter bio
Harvard alum and cinephile with a penchant for Radiohead and NFL Sundays. Ask me about the time I almost joined ISIS for a Tinder date. Go Seahawks!– @spenceriscool36
Your signature cocktail
The Harvard Meat Rider
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 'Harvard Graduate' who spends his time as a “Seahawks Meat Rider”. The high-proof spirit reflects his aggressive defense of the innocent, like when he told a 'dumb bitch' that “Jesus would spit on you” for her views on law enforcement. The bittersweet profile mirrors his mood swings between loving 'beautiful women' and announcing “Suicide.” whenever his sports teams fail him. Finally, the whimsical garnish pays homage to his deep lore of pop culture, from “Hatsune Miku” to his love for Inglourious Basterds.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Spencer exhibits a strong inclination toward self-preservation and resourcefulness, traits quintessential to Slytherin, as seen when he jokes about being “thankful im not a lions fan” and displays shifting loyalties through his bio’s strikethrough list of NFL teams. His humor often leans into edge and social status, such as when he asks for “beautiful anime girls” phone numbers or laments his “porn account followers” being banned. He possesses a sharp, biting wit used to gatekeep and criticize others, claiming he doesn't “trust people that think death grips is good music”. This combination of ambition for clout, bluntness, and a clear 'us versus them' mentality regarding sports and culture solidifies his placement in the house of the serpent.
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Your song
Institutionalized - Kendrick Lamar
The song's themes of feeling trapped and the internal conflict of status align perfectly with a user who claims to be a Harvard Graduate while posting erratic, irony-poisoned content. Their preoccupation with societal collapse and personal mental state, seen in tweets like “I too find myself slowly slipping away” and “Im going to go missing”, mirrors the song's darker psychological undertones. Despite their academic background, they are deeply immersed in volatile online subcultures, often venting about government agencies or political figures as seen when they state, “The Homeland Security Account is using Nazi Dogwhistles again...”. Ultimately, the track captures the chaotic mix of intellectualism, humor, and the nihilism Spencer displays when they tweet “Its over” during a stressful football game.
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