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Like Lisa, this user is a high-IQ, socially conscious individual who often feels frustrated by the political state of the world, stating, “we’re so fucked and these people think it’s a joke”. They share Lisa’s intellectual depth and love for analysis, specifically regarding “Nietzschen philosophies” and a deep appreciation for the arts, like Tokyo Ghoul and Bleach. They are fiercely anti-prejudice and vocal about systemic issues, arguing that “it’s less profitable to have 1/4th of the country dead than it is to give out the vaccine for free”. Despite their cynical edge and occasional outbursts, they maintain a core of moral conviction, exemplified by their stance that “racists deserve horrors beyond human comprehension”.

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They lean Introvert: they mention intense anxiety in social settings like “I deadass started shivering during my speech today 😭😭😭😭” and say “Istg I will never face reveal at least not on main 😭😭”, signaling discomfort with being publicly visible despite being active online. They’re clearly Intuitive: they enjoy broad conceptual topics like “Magic as a concept is my favorite because it’s so broad” and write pseudo-philosophical analysis threads such as “Here’s my analysis of Aizen and Urahara represent the juxtaposing Nietzschen philosophies of The Last Man and Ubermensch.”. Their values and emotional responses dominate, which fits Feeling: they react viscerally to injustice and suffering, e.g. “racists deserve horrors beyond human comprehension in the afterlife.” and “I want to go to a shooting range and blow my brains out man we’re so fucked and these people think it’s a joke”, centering moral outrage and empathy. They seem Perceiving rather than highly structured: they casually start and restart series like “Starting Modulo and restarting Kagurabachi for the 3rd time (I forgot which chapter I was on and it’s been a while since I’ve read it)” and approach a massive project like Re:Zero with a half-joking, impulsive attitude in “Due to popular demand I started reading the Re Zero novel today why tf is it 7x the length of the bible.”. Taking these together—introspective, value-driven, abstract, and somewhat unstructured—they most closely match INFP.

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Passionate about the philosophy of Sui Ishida and the broad concepts of magic. Once shivered through a whole speech, but I’m serious about dismantling the patriarchy.– @Spider2pointO

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This drink is a complex blend for a user whose “philosophical era” matches their deep love for dark shonen like Kagurabachi and Tokyo Ghoul. The espresso and charcoal base capture the “aura is leaking out the pages” vibe of their favorite 'goat' characters, while the ginger reflects the nervous energy of someone who “started shivering during my speech”. The cocktail is intentionally strong and bitter, mirroring their anti-capitalist stance that “the side of the capitalist” is the enemy, yet it stays experimental enough to represent a fan who would “restarting Kagurabachi for the 3rd time” just to stay peak.

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Spider2pointO demonstrates the classic Gryffindor trait of outspoken bravery, frequently using their platform to challenge authority and stand up for their convictions. They exhibit a fiery sense of justice, seen when they condemn the administration's actions by stating “your hands are bloody” and calling out racism as “disgusting” behavior that deserves severe consequences. Their impulsiveness and willingness to face conflict are evident in their critique of those who think serious issues are “a joke”. This knightly, often aggressive defense of their moral compass, combined with a refusal to back down from controversial takes, firmly aligns them with the house of Godric Gryffindor.

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This song perfectly mirrors Spider2pointO's combination of heavy anime fandom, social consciousness, and aggressive defense of his community. The artist’s exploration of power and systemic struggle aligns with the user’s critiques of capitalism and ICE, such as when he asserts “Nigga fuck you... YOUR administration significantly increased ICE funding you are responsible for this”. Much like the song's themes of greatness amidst adversity, Spider2pointO frequently posts about 'goats' and 'aura' in series like Kagurabachi and Jujutsu Kaisen, notably claiming “Hakuri my goat 😭 this arc is so peak”. Additionally, his pride in his Somali heritage, seen when he mentions “Minnesota Somalis be talking about Ogaden like the uchiha clan”, fits the track's vibe of cultural storytelling mixed with competitive energy.

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