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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: a passionate, hyper-online teen nerd with strong niche interests and lots of feelings. Like Lisa obsessing over jazz and books, she fixates on specific media and deep-dives into them, whether it’s The Beatles (“i need to watch let it be so bad”, “it’s supposed to snow Saturday which means I will probably buy “help!” that day and watch it while it snows 😁😁”) or Marvel/Daredevil discourse (“it’s almost daredevil born again season 2 time which means it’s kastle vs karedevil ship wars which also means i have to suffer through that because I don’t care for either”). She’s introspective and self-aware, joking about her own mental state and perception (“when I was Mia wheeler in spirit I was under a psychosis”, “yea but it’s like my mom just likes to tease people and I have a fear of being perceived”), which feels very Lisa-coded. Like Lisa’s mix of righteous indignation and fangirl energy, she flips between moral/media commentary and emotional reactions (“now people are outright saying odessa is dating drew and that people are only hating on her because of that. also because we allegedly want to fuck him?…”, “😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔😭💔😭😭💔😭😭💔😭😭😭😭😭💔😭😭”). Her love of learning new media (rewatching movies, analyzing shows, wanting a guitar because of her influences: “I need a purple electric guitar I can plug into an amp I think. i blame Beatles, Scott pilgrim, and lady Gaga for this”) and her tendency to overthink fandom drama makes her line up far more with Lisa than with any of the more chaotic or apathetic Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as energized by interaction and fandom discourse, constantly reacting to others, quote-tweeting, and engaging with multiple communities (MCU, Beatles, Monster High, TV shows), which fits Extraversion more than private reflection, e.g. “NOBODY IS ANSWERING ME” and “can everyone rally for storm, human torch, and black widow buff and rework im tired”. Their focus is strongly on interpretations, hypotheticals, and meta takes rather than concrete facts, like imagining narrative structures and character dynamics: “this entire movie is stupid?..it better be like…her character reading the book and being awfully dense about perceiving it, like…a story within a story, her imagining herself in it, because what”, suggesting Intuition. Emotional language, strong reactions, and concern with relationships and fandom feelings indicate Feeling over detached logic, e.g. “😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔😭💔😭😭💔😭😭💔😭😭😭😭😭💔😭😭” and “now people are outright saying odessa is dating drew and that people are only hating on her because of that. also because we allegedly want to fuck him?…”. Their style is impulsive and in-the-moment rather than structured or planned: they mention spontaneous media choices like “it’s supposed to snow Saturday which means I will probably buy “help!” that day and watch it while it snows 😁😁” and random layout changes “while im sitting here i need a new layout so bad”, showing a Perceiving preference. Altogether, the highly expressive, fandom-driven, imaginative, emotionally-charged and spontaneous tweeting style best matches ENFP.

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Teen critic of capes & chords. Once made my mom sit through a Beatles biopic and she picked George as the cute one. Marvel, MCU, and movie discourse daily.– @spidermva

Your signature cocktail
Sparkling strawberry soda is the loud, fizzy core of this drink, matching their all-caps, emoji-heavy energy and hyperfixations like “I SHOWED HER RHE BEATLES BIPPOCJ PICTURES…” and “it’s almost daredevil born again season 2 time which means it’s kastle vs karedevil ship wars…”. Sour apple syrup adds a tart bite for the petty, opinionated side that says things like “she look so fucking stupid” and “and you wonder why I’m so anti army”. Cold brew coffee ice cubes keep it caffeinated and late-night-online-coded for someone who can go from deep Marvel lore to Beatles discourse, as in “rewatched spiderman 3 today and now im thinking about Eddie Brock…” and “i need to watch let it be so bad”. Edible glitter reflects the dramatic, theatrical flair behind “hello world”, the Ariana tour chaos in “I want Ariana to cancel the tour”, and the way they live in fandom spectacle. Blackberry puree gives it a dark, moody undercurrent in honor of them being black, into superheroes and slightly emo media, tying together their love of mutants, Daredevil angst, and Beatles biopic spirals like “somehow they got mclennon looking right in the biopic” and “this show really about to make me upset because what universe is this in!!!”. The result is sweet but sharp, caffeinated but playful: a chaotic, glittery, slightly bitter teenage fangirl in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Ravenclaw traits: curiosity, niche knowledge, and analytical thinking about media. They dive deep into specific fandom details and continuity, asking things like “is he a mutant this time?? I need answers now or am I missing something” and complaining that a reference list has “and not one hard days night, magical mystery tour, help!, let it be, or yellow submarine reference 🙄🙄” missing (link), which shows detail‑oriented, encyclopedic thinking. They also map characters across universes—“Eddie = panache betty = Effie (please get the reference)…”—demonstrating creative pattern‑matching and meta-analysis (link). Their media commentary often questions structure and logic, as in “this entire movie is stupid?..it better be like…her character reading the book and being awfully dense about perceiving it, like…a story within a story…”, which is a very Ravenclaw way of dissecting narrative. Even their casual thoughts show a brain always turning things into ideas or projects, like needing “a purple electric guitar… I blame Beatles, Scott pilgrim, and lady Gaga for this” (link), blending aesthetics, references, and creativity rather than pure ambition or sentiment. While they do show some loyalty and moral stances, the throughline of their tweets is a hyper-engaged, analytical, reference-heavy approach to fandom, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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Their timeline is chaotic, excitable, and deeply Beatles-coded, which fits the frantic, messy energy of Helter Skelter. They’re a “black teenage fangirl” who says they “like a lot of things...like the beatles and superheroes,” and they constantly spiral between intense enthusiasm and melodramatic despair, like when they tweet “😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔😭💔😭🩷🩷🩷😭😭💔🩷😭💔🩷” and “it’s so fucking over”. Their fandom life is loud and obsessive in a fun way—see “I SHOWED HER RHE BEATLES BIPPOCJ PICTURES AND SHE CALLED GEORGE HARDUSON THE CUTE ONE I AM JUST LIKE HER” and the way they fixate on the biopic: “somehow they got mclennon looking right in the biopic”. The song’s wild, noisy vibe mirrors how they bounce from comics to MCU drama to Beatles minutiae to gaming, like “just finished wonder man” and “I need a purple electric guitar I can plug into an amp I think. i blame Beatles, Scott pilgrim, and lady Gaga for this”. Helter Skelter captures that breathless, overcaffeinated, fangirl-on-the-timeline feeling better than a softer or more polished Beatles track would.

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